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Clips from American Auto - Employee Morale (S01E01)

"You could never. Absolutely not. Hey, Dori."
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"If Barb ever wants to stop by, my door is always open, okay?"
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"All right, then I'll see you later."
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"Okay. Take care, Barb. [laughs]"
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"Wow, looks like you guys really--"
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"That is the most annoying [bleep] lunatic"
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"I have ever met in my entire life."
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"Don't ever let her within ten feet of me ever again."
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"- Okay. I got it. - Oh, and Dori?"
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"If I ever asked you if something's on my calendar,"
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"the answer is always yes!"
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"Yes."
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"It's not gonna be the same without you here."
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"I feel like we're just getting to know each other."
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"- Are you on the 'gram? - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm on the 'gram."
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"Is there something that we could do"
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"to make you change your mind?"
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"I know it's been a tough year"
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"with the remodel and the stock restructure."
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"And, you know, there is an adjustment period"
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"having a new CEO that isn't fully versed in the industry."
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"- That's an understatement. - Katherine?"
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"Right. Take it you're not a fan then."
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"Understatement number two."
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"Not only am I not a fan. I'm an anti-fan."
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"- Gotcha. - I actively dislike her."
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"Everybody up! [upbeat music playing]"
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"Come on! I said get out of those seats."
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"I want you and you and you."
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"Not you. Just kidding. You too. Come on!"
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"What is happening?"
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"Oh, what's happening is a midday dance break."
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"Get those endorphins going. Come on, everybody! Whoo!"
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"Or if you feel like being wacky,"
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"come check out the Silly Wall."
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"Hey, Cyrus, what's a Silly Wall?"
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"I'm gonna show you."
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"Come on, you don't need to know those moves."
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"Just find that beat. Uh-oh."
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"She'll have to call you back. She's dancing!"
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"So this is an octopus. Kind of silly, right?"
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"But I'm gonna get even sillier with it"
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"and give him a cowboy hat."
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"Hey, who put all the supplies on my dance floor?"
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"Get out of here. Come on, everybody!"
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"It's the running man. Do the running man. Yeah!"
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"That's what I'm talking about. Everyone, do this move."
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"Lauren, do this move or else you're fired."
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"Whoa! Bad form, but I love the effort. Whoo!"
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"Now, what if this octopus was wearing a cowboy hat"
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"on top of the Empire State Building?"
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"Uh-uh. Y'all ain't ready. Hold on."
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"Hey, ho! Hey, ho!"
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"Not mandatory but highly suggested."
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"This is silly as hell, right? [laughs]"
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"Okay, so I didn't go around the office"
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"talking about sex all the time. That doesn't make asexual."
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"Makes me appropriate for the workplace."
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"- Hmm. - What?"
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"Ah, nothing."
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"Are they calling you asexual too?"
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"- No. - Are they calling you sexual?"
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"Do you know what, it doesn't--doesn't matter."
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"Don't even know why--don't even know why I'm talking about it."
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"I mean, Janine is calling me asexual."
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"I mean, the woman is a weapons-grade boner killer."
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"Right?"
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"Uh, yes. Excuse me. I have to call you back."
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"Excuse me! Hi. Where are you going?"
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"Oh, I was telling Kat about this hilarious goat yoga video."
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"I just want to show it to her."
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"Yeah, well, she's not in."
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"You can forward it to me and I'll make sure she sees it."
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"I want to watch her face while she's watching it."
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"I'll wait for her."
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"No, actually, she doesn't like people"
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"being in her office when she's not there."
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"Um, I'm not "people." I'm Barb."
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"You are--Barb!"
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"Barb, please! No, don't you sit down!"
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"Her leadership skills are lackluster at best."
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"And you ever notice how she says right"
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"at the end of everything and you have to say right back"
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"like you're agreeing with her even when she's wrong?"
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"Sure. She's an acquired taste."
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"You should come with me to Volkswagen."
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"- You're going to Volkswagen? - And not just me."
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"They're poaching all our best people."
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"By next year, there will be no one good left here."
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"It'll be like-- ever read "Atlas Shrugged"?"
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"- No. - "Stranger in a Strange Land"?"
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"I don't have that much time to read."
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"- "Hunger Games." - Oh, that was a book?"
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"I saw the movie. Great movie."
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"Yeah, well, this place is about to become District 12."
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"That's the worst district."
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"Volkswagen?"
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"All these people have been jumping ship for Volkswagen?!"
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"He said Hassan Carr in Logistics,"
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"Claire Hartley in Gov Affairs, and Rob Berg in Design"
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"are all leaving with him this week."
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"And if that makes other people follow,"
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"pretty soon it's gonna be like"
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""Stranger in a Strange Land" around here."
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"Never read that. Is that any good?"
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"It's pretty good."
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"I can't believe they're poaching Rob Berg!"
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"I am so much better than him."
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"Yeah, that's the headline here."
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"Okay. Jin is the biggest name on this list."
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"If I can get him to agree to stay,"
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"maybe it will staunch the bleeding."
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"Or we publicly fire the people"
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"who are planning to leave. Make an example of them."
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""This is what happens when you get out of the line.""
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"Publicly purging your enemies might feel a little fascist."
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"Yeah, there's literally a video of Saddam Hussein"
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"doing exactly that."
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"Yeah, that's where I got the idea."
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