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Clips from American Auto - Employee Morale (S01E01)

""My boss is a dick. [bleep] this place."
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"[bleep] everyone." That kind of thing."
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"Yeah, let's--let's start with those."
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"Jin!"
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"What the--mister, I'm mad at you."
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"What did I do?"
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"No, I mean, how could you leave us?"
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"Mister? Not cool. I'm gonna miss you."
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"- But we're not very close. - Jin, don't say that."
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"Ow! [clicks tongue]"
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"Let me buy you lunch. What do you like?"
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"Lobster, steak? Anything you want."
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"What do you want? You want sushi?"
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"Mm, I'm more of a turkey Swiss"
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"on white bread kind of guy."
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"That sounds amazing! I want--no, I don't."
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"I'm gluten-free. Aw, Jin, I'm gonna miss you."
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"May I ask you just one little favor?"
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"Would it be possible"
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"if you spoke in your regular voice?"
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"My regular--yeah, yeah. That's a lot, wasn't it?"
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"It was."
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"Cy-dawg. Heads up!"
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"[loud whooshing]"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm in hell!"
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"You are officially invited to join the Payne Fun Patrol."
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"- It's in my mouth. - We're gonna go around."
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"We're gonna do fun things, raise morale, it'll be great."
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"I need an eye wash. Why did you have to do this?"
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"'Cause this is my family's company,"
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"and if people aren't happy here, then I'm gonna fix it."
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"Welcome to the team."
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"Whoo!"
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"Sweet Jesus."
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"Hey, everyone. Hi."
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"I'm just wondering how everyone's"
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"feeling about things."
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"You know, is there anything"
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"that we or I could-- could be doing better?"
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"You know, stuff like, um, I don't know, more windows."
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"Well, I mean, obviously we can't--we can't do that."
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"But, you know, stuff like that. Stuff like that."
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"I wouldn't mind having some pistachios in the break room."
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"Pistachios! Done. Dori, write it down!"
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"I have tree nut allergies, so I can't eat pistachios."
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"I can't even be near them. - Got it. Okay, great."
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"So no pistachios, just cross those off."
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"All right. All right. All right."
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"That's no problem at all."
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"Well, if any of you think of anything or, you know,"
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"you just want to even ever just chat,"
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"my door is always open."
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"- Is now a good time? - I'm sorry?"
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"Is now a good time to chat?"
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"Uh, Dori, what's-- what's my schedule?"
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"Is it pretty--pretty hectic? - Uh, no."
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"You just have an interview with Motor Trend today,"
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"but that's in half an hour, so you're free right now."
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"So I--I am free. I am free. And I am free right now."
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"There I am. I'm free. So I guess come on in. Um--"
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"Barb. Short for Barbara."
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"But that's my grandmother's name,"
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"so I go by Barb."
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"Great. Love it. Barb! Come on. Let's chat! Barb, huh?"
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"Okay, so we have two options. We go all the way fun--"
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"so like dumping a bucket of slime on someone's head--"
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"or we go classy, like eating sushi off a naked lady."
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"But the problem is body heat. You don't want a hot sushi."
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"Or we could have a little cake"
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"and give everyone T-shirts. - Okay. Building on that idea."
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"Foam party. All right?"
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"No one sees what anyone's doing, total deniability"
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"to "roam in the foam.""
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"How's that building on my idea?"
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"T-shirts made me think of wet T-shirts"
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"made me think of foam party."
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"In college, we had a Silly Wall."
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"Just a little section of a wall"
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"where people could draw silly pictures or write messages."
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"You must be the least fun person"
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"I've ever met in my life."
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"If I'm so not fun, then why did you"
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"ask for my help in the first place?"
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"Because everyone else is busy."
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"What the hell?"
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"Did you know people around the office"
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"were referring to me as "Asexuelliot"?"
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"We said we wouldn't read emails about each other."
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"No, we wouldn't read emails from each other, okay?"
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"From, not about. It's a crucial preposition."
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"I mean, "Asexuelliot" is not even a good nickname."
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"I don't think it's supposed to be good."
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"I think it's supposed to be mean."
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"No, but my point is it's not accurate, okay?"
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"Because I'm not asexual."
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"I mean, Chloe, do you think I'm asexual?"
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"I never thought about your sexuality one way or another."
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"See?"
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"Isn't that the definition of asexual?"
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"Okay. Yeah. No, I see what's going on."
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"It's because I'm British. That's what's going on."
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"This often happens on this side of the pond."
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"No, what about Daniel Craig?"
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"Well, he is the exception that proves the rule."
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"Idris Elba, Kit Harington,"
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"Charlie Hunnam, Henry Cavill,"
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"Andrew Garfield, Pierce Brosnan."
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"Well, Pierce Brosnan is Irish."
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"Pretty much the whole cast of "Bridgerton.""
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"[bleep] off, Chloe. Actually."
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"And then the doctor said, "I'm not even anemic."
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"I'm just old." [laughs]"
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"That's amazing."
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"Uh, I hate to interrupt,"
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"but you have that Motor Trend interview."
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"Seriously? Shoot."
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"You know, I was skeptical about this, but this was great."
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"If you want to stop by later,"
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"I'll tell you the second half of that story."
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"Are you sure? I don't want to bug you."
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