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Clips from Cheers - Sam Turns the Other Cheek (S03E03)

IT'S REFRESHING TO KNOW YOU DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE.

"IT'S REFRESHING TO KNOW YOU DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE."

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HEY, I DRAW LOTS OF LINES.

"HEY, I DRAW LOTS OF LINES."

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE ARE THREE CATEGORIES OF WOMEN

"AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE ARE THREE CATEGORIES OF WOMEN"

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I NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH--

"I NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH--"

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MARRIED, UNDERAGED, AND COMATOSE.

"MARRIED, UNDERAGED, AND COMATOSE."

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HE'S ADDED ONE.

"HE'S ADDED ONE."

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SAM, MAY I HAVE MY PURSE, PLEASE?

"SAM, MAY I HAVE MY PURSE, PLEASE?"

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WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING ABOUT?

"WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING ABOUT?"

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I WAS JUST CONFIRMING ONCE AGAIN

"I WAS JUST CONFIRMING ONCE AGAIN"

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WHAT A FORTUNATE THING IT WAS THAT YOU AND I SPLIT UP.

"WHAT A FORTUNATE THING IT WAS THAT YOU AND I SPLIT UP."

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NOW MY LOVE LIFE IS STABLE,

"NOW MY LOVE LIFE IS STABLE,"

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AND YOURS BELONGS IN ONE.

"AND YOURS BELONGS IN ONE."

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I'LL HAVE TO SHARE THAT ONE WITH FRASIER.

"I'LL HAVE TO SHARE THAT ONE WITH FRASIER."

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PUNS ARE HIS GREATEST PLEASURE.

"PUNS ARE HIS GREATEST PLEASURE."

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YOU MEAN NOW THAT HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOU.

"YOU MEAN NOW THAT HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOU."

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CARLA, THAT WAS A MEAN-SPIRITED, TASTELESS INSULT.

"CARLA, THAT WAS A MEAN-SPIRITED, TASTELESS INSULT."

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WHY AREN'T YOU CHORTLING?

"WHY AREN'T YOU CHORTLING?"

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LEAVE ME ALONE.

"LEAVE ME ALONE."

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I'VE GOT THE WORST TOOTHACHE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

"I'VE GOT THE WORST TOOTHACHE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD."

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OH, IT MUST BE AN IMPACTED WISDOM FANG.

"OH, IT MUST BE AN IMPACTED WISDOM FANG."

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DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

"DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"

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CARLA, WHY DON'T YOU DO WITH A TOOTHACHE

"CARLA, WHY DON'T YOU DO WITH A TOOTHACHE"

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WHAT I USED TO DO WHEN I PLAYED IN THE MINORS?

"WHAT I USED TO DO WHEN I PLAYED IN THE MINORS?"

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WHAT'S THAT, COACH?

"WHAT'S THAT, COACH?"

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SAW A DENTIST.

"SAW A DENTIST."

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YOU'RE RIGHT, COACH. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TOMORROW.

"YOU'RE RIGHT, COACH. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TOMORROW."

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YOU KNOW, I GOT MY BAD DENTAL HABITS FROM MY PARENTS.

"YOU KNOW, I GOT MY BAD DENTAL HABITS FROM MY PARENTS."

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THEY TAUGHT ME TO BRUSH AFTER EVERY WAR.

"THEY TAUGHT ME TO BRUSH AFTER EVERY WAR."

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COACH, HOW ABOUT ONE FOR THE ROAD, HUH?

"COACH, HOW ABOUT ONE FOR THE ROAD, HUH?"

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RIGHT. SO, NORMIE, HOW'S VERA DOING?

"RIGHT. SO, NORMIE, HOW'S VERA DOING?"

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WELL, SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

"WELL, SHE'S ALL RIGHT."

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BUT SHE'S NAGGING TO GET A NEW HOUSE.

"BUT SHE'S NAGGING TO GET A NEW HOUSE."

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HAVING ANY LUCK IN FINDING ONE?

"HAVING ANY LUCK IN FINDING ONE?"

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WE GOT TO GET RID OF THE OLD ONE FIRST.

"WE GOT TO GET RID OF THE OLD ONE FIRST."

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WELL, YOU KNOW, NORM, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER PLACE.

"WELL, YOU KNOW, NORM, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER PLACE."

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IT'S YOURS.

"IT'S YOURS."

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I'D LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST.

"I'D LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST."

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THE MAN'S A SHREWD BUYER.

"THE MAN'S A SHREWD BUYER."

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHERE YOU'RE LIVING?

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHERE YOU'RE LIVING?"

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WELL, NOTHING REALLY, COACH.

"WELL, NOTHING REALLY, COACH."

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I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE ABOUT TIME I GOT A PLACE OF MY OWN.

"I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE ABOUT TIME I GOT A PLACE OF MY OWN."

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PLACE OF YOUR OWN? WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?

"PLACE OF YOUR OWN? WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?"

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OH, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE.

"OH, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE."

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NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.

"NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE."

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I, UH...LIVE AT HOME.

"I, UH...LIVE AT HOME."

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AT HOME? WHOSE HOME?

"AT HOME? WHOSE HOME?"

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UH...MY PARENTS' HOME. NO BIG DEAL. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

"UH...MY PARENTS' HOME. NO BIG DEAL. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS."

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PARENTS? WAIT A MINUTE!

"PARENTS? WAIT A MINUTE!"

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YOU LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY?

"YOU LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY?"

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I, UH...I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER.

"I, UH...I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER."

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WELL, WHY?

"WELL, WHY?"

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IT'S NOT OUT OF CHOICE,

"IT'S NOT OUT OF CHOICE,"

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IT'S OUT OF MORE OF A SENSE RESPONSIBILITY.

"IT'S OUT OF MORE OF A SENSE RESPONSIBILITY."

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YOU SEE, MY FATHER ABANDONED US A COUPLE YEARS AGO,

"YOU SEE, MY FATHER ABANDONED US A COUPLE YEARS AGO,"

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AND I'VE SORT OF BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.

"AND I'VE SORT OF BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE."

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SO, YOU GOT, LIKE, A CURFEW OR ANYTHING?

"SO, YOU GOT, LIKE, A CURFEW OR ANYTHING?"

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CURFEW! COME ON, NORM!

"CURFEW! COME ON, NORM!"

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I CAN STAY OUT LONG AS I WANT AS LONG AS I CALL BY 10:00.

"I CAN STAY OUT LONG AS I WANT AS LONG AS I CALL BY 10:00."

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GOOD NIGHT, SAM!

"GOOD NIGHT, SAM!"

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GOOD NIGHT, COACH.

"GOOD NIGHT, COACH."

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OH, I'M SORRY. WE'RE CLOSED.

"OH, I'M SORRY. WE'RE CLOSED."

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THAT'S OK. I'M NOT A CUSTOMER.

"THAT'S OK. I'M NOT A CUSTOMER."

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I'M LOOKING FOR SAM MALONE.

"I'M LOOKING FOR SAM MALONE."

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WELL, YOU FOUND HIM. I'M SAM MALONE.

"WELL, YOU FOUND HIM. I'M SAM MALONE."

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I'M MAXINE'S HUSBAND.

"I'M MAXINE'S HUSBAND."

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NOT THE SAM MALONE. A SAM MALONE.

"NOT THE SAM MALONE. A SAM MALONE."

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NOT THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

"NOT THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR."

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HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND HERE--

"HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND HERE--"

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WHY DID YOU DO IT, SAM?

"WHY DID YOU DO IT, SAM?"

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OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME.

"OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME."

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I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED.

"I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED."

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SHE JUST TOLD ME TODAY,

"SHE JUST TOLD ME TODAY,"

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AND THE SECOND I FOUND OUT,

"AND THE SECOND I FOUND OUT,"

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I CALLED IT OFF, I MEAN THAT WAS IT. I MEAN, ASK HER.

"I CALLED IT OFF, I MEAN THAT WAS IT. I MEAN, ASK HER."

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I MAY HAVE DONE A LOT OF LOUSY THINGS IN MY LIFE,

"I MAY HAVE DONE A LOT OF LOUSY THINGS IN MY LIFE,"

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BUT I DO NOT MESS AROUND WITH OTHER MEN'S WIVES.

"BUT I DO NOT MESS AROUND WITH OTHER MEN'S WIVES."

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SO WHAT ARE YOU YOU SAYING, IT'S ALL HER FAULT?

"SO WHAT ARE YOU YOU SAYING, IT'S ALL HER FAULT?"

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NO, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ANYBODY'S FAULT.

"NO, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S ANYBODY'S FAULT."

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IT WAS JUST A BIG MISTAKE, THAT'S ALL.

"IT WAS JUST A BIG MISTAKE, THAT'S ALL."

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I KNOW WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT BY THIS,

"I KNOW WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT BY THIS,"

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AND I'M SORRY.

"AND I'M SORRY."

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WHAT AM I DOING?

"WHAT AM I DOING?"

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I MEAN, WHO AM I KIDDING?

"I MEAN, WHO AM I KIDDING?"

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SHE'S A TRAMP.

"SHE'S A TRAMP."

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I MEAN, I THINK I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN IT,

"I MEAN, I THINK I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN IT,"

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AND I'VE NEVER ADMITTED IT.

"AND I'VE NEVER ADMITTED IT."

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YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK?

"YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DRINK?"

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YEAH, I THINK I GOT A BOTTLE HERE SOMEPLACE.

"YEAH, I THINK I GOT A BOTTLE HERE SOMEPLACE."

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SCOTCH ALL RIGHT?

"SCOTCH ALL RIGHT?"

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YEAH. BRING IT OVER, WILL YOU?

"YEAH. BRING IT OVER, WILL YOU?"

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YOU'RE NOT A MEAN DRUNK, ARE YOU?

"YOU'RE NOT A MEAN DRUNK, ARE YOU?"

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JUST A STUPID ONE. BY THE WAY,

"JUST A STUPID ONE. BY THE WAY,"

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DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF THINKING THAT YOU'RE THE FIRST.

"DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF THINKING THAT YOU'RE THE FIRST."

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I MEAN, THERE HAVE BEEN OTHERS.

"I MEAN, THERE HAVE BEEN OTHERS."

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HMM. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,

"HMM. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,"

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ARE THEY STILL WITH US?

"ARE THEY STILL WITH US?"

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IF SHE JUST WEREN'T SO DAMN GORGEOUS, SAM.

"IF SHE JUST WEREN'T SO DAMN GORGEOUS, SAM."

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YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

"YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW."

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IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

"IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN."

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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THAT SWEET, OLD LOVE BALLAD

"YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THAT SWEET, OLD LOVE BALLAD"

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THAT SAYS, UH...

"THAT SAYS, UH..."

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"IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,

""IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,"

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"NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE.

""NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE."

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"FROM MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW,

""FROM MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW,"

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GET AN UGLY GIRL TO MARRY YOU."

"GET AN UGLY GIRL TO MARRY YOU.""

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YOU REMEMBER THAT?

"YOU REMEMBER THAT?"

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OH, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

"OH, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED."

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I'M REALLY SORRY, SAM.

"I'M REALLY SORRY, SAM."

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I'VE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND.

"I'VE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND."

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WOMEN! LOOK WHAT THEY BRING US TO.

"WOMEN! LOOK WHAT THEY BRING US TO."

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OH, I TELL YOU.

"OH, I TELL YOU."

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THEY PUT YOU THROUGH HELL, DON'T THEY?

"THEY PUT YOU THROUGH HELL, DON'T THEY?"

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I GET THE FEELING THEY ENJOY IT, TOO.

"I GET THE FEELING THEY ENJOY IT, TOO."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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WHY DON'T I... WHY DON'T I JUST HOLD ONTO THIS, HUH?

"WHY DON'T I... WHY DON'T I JUST HOLD ONTO THIS, HUH?"

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PUT IT SOMEPLACE WHERE IT'S NOT GONNA DO ANY DAMAGE.

"PUT IT SOMEPLACE WHERE IT'S NOT GONNA DO ANY DAMAGE."

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[BANG]

"[BANG]"

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GEE, I WISH I HADN'T DONE THAT.

"GEE, I WISH I HADN'T DONE THAT."

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HEY, EVERYBODY!

"HEY, EVERYBODY!"

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GREAT DAY, ISN'T IT?

"GREAT DAY, ISN'T IT?"

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