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Clips from Cheers - Sam Turns the Other Cheek (S03E03)

CARLA, DID YOU GET YOUR TOOTH FIXED?

"CARLA, DID YOU GET YOUR TOOTH FIXED?"

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YEP. I AM NEVER GONNA BE AFRAID TO GO TO THE DENTIST AGAIN.

"YEP. I AM NEVER GONNA BE AFRAID TO GO TO THE DENTIST AGAIN."

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I FOUND A WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM.

"I FOUND A WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM."

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HOW'S THAT?

"HOW'S THAT?"

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WELL, AS HE LEANED IN WITH HIS DRILL,

"WELL, AS HE LEANED IN WITH HIS DRILL,"

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I GRABBED HIM

"I GRABBED HIM"

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WHERE I KNEW I COULD GET HIS ATTENTION.

"WHERE I KNEW I COULD GET HIS ATTENTION."

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AND I SAID,

"AND I SAID,"

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"WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT EACH OTHER, ARE WE?"

""WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT EACH OTHER, ARE WE?""

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ALL RIGHT!

"ALL RIGHT!"

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CARLA.

"CARLA."

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DID THAT WORK?

"DID THAT WORK?"

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WE'RE HAVING A LATE DINNER.

"WE'RE HAVING A LATE DINNER."

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SAM! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

"SAM! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?"

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OH, NOTHIN', REALLY. NOTHIN' AT ALL.

"OH, NOTHIN', REALLY. NOTHIN' AT ALL."

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHIN'?

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHIN'?"

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YOU COME LIMPIN' IN WITH A CANE.

"YOU COME LIMPIN' IN WITH A CANE."

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WELL, THERE WAS A LITTLE TROUBLE IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT,

"WELL, THERE WAS A LITTLE TROUBLE IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT,"

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BUT IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.

"BUT IT WAS NO BIG DEAL."

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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED, SAM? COME ON.

"WELL, WHAT HAPPENED, SAM? COME ON."

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UH...

"UH..."

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WELL, A THIEF BROKE IN, AND, UH...

"WELL, A THIEF BROKE IN, AND, UH..."

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I HAD TO RUN HIM OUT.

"I HAD TO RUN HIM OUT."

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I CAUGHT A BULLET IN THE, UH...LEG HERE.

"I CAUGHT A BULLET IN THE, UH...LEG HERE."

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A BULLET! A BULLET IN THE LEG?

"A BULLET! A BULLET IN THE LEG?"

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WELL, NO, COME ON, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

"WELL, NO, COME ON, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

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LET'S JUST GO BACK TO OUR BUSINESS, HUH?

"LET'S JUST GO BACK TO OUR BUSINESS, HUH?"

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GOOD LORD, SAM.

"GOOD LORD, SAM."

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YOU GRAPPLED WITH AN ARMED MARAUDER?

"YOU GRAPPLED WITH AN ARMED MARAUDER?"

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YOU COULD HAVE LOST YOUR LIFE!

"YOU COULD HAVE LOST YOUR LIFE!"

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WELL, I GUESS I COULD HAVE,

"WELL, I GUESS I COULD HAVE,"

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BUT THAT'S SOMETHING YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT AFTERWARDS REALLY.

"BUT THAT'S SOMETHING YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT AFTERWARDS REALLY."

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WHEW! TALK ABOUT GUTS.

"WHEW! TALK ABOUT GUTS."

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AW, NO.

"AW, NO."

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NO. IT HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH GUTS, NORM.

"NO. IT HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH GUTS, NORM."

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IT'S JUST REFLEX. I MEAN, I AM AN ATHLETE.

"IT'S JUST REFLEX. I MEAN, I AM AN ATHLETE."

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR MAYDAY THE SAME, HUH?

"LET'S HEAR IT FOR MAYDAY THE SAME, HUH?"

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NO, NO, COME ON.

"NO, NO, COME ON."

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WILL YOU SIT DOWN?

"WILL YOU SIT DOWN?"

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NO, NO. I THINK I'LL STAND.

"NO, NO. I THINK I'LL STAND."

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GEE, SAM, YOU SHOULD GIVE US SOME DETAILS.

"GEE, SAM, YOU SHOULD GIVE US SOME DETAILS."

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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"

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DETAILS, HUH?

"DETAILS, HUH?"

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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WELL, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S EASY ENOUGH.

"WELL, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S EASY ENOUGH."

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WELL, COACH, UH...

"WELL, COACH, UH..."

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THESE GUYS BURST INTO THE BAR AND--

"THESE GUYS BURST INTO THE BAR AND--"

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WAIT. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ONE GUY.

"WAIT. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ONE GUY."

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NO, I JUST SAID ONE GUY HAD A GUN...

"NO, I JUST SAID ONE GUY HAD A GUN..."

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YEAH, YOU DID SAY THAT. YEAH.

"YEAH, YOU DID SAY THAT. YEAH."

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THAT I SAW.

"THAT I SAW."

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I MEAN, THEY COULD HAVE ALL HAD GUNS,

"I MEAN, THEY COULD HAVE ALL HAD GUNS,"

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BUT AS SOON AS THEY SAW WHAT I DID TO THEIR PAL,

"BUT AS SOON AS THEY SAW WHAT I DID TO THEIR PAL,"

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THEY JUST TOOK OFF OUT OF THERE.

"THEY JUST TOOK OFF OUT OF THERE."

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RIGHT!

"RIGHT!"

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I MEAN, BASICALLY, THEY'RE ALL COWARDS REALLY.

"I MEAN, BASICALLY, THEY'RE ALL COWARDS REALLY."

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AMEN TO THAT, SAMMY.

"AMEN TO THAT, SAMMY."

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COACH, THE GUY WAS HOLDING HIS GUN ON ME,

"COACH, THE GUY WAS HOLDING HIS GUN ON ME,"

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AND, WELL, I WAITED FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT,

"AND, WELL, I WAITED FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT,"

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AND THEN I JUST KICKED OUT WITH MY LEG,

"AND THEN I JUST KICKED OUT WITH MY LEG,"

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KIND OF LIKE, UH... WELL, I GUESS

"KIND OF LIKE, UH... WELL, I GUESS"

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THE CLOSEST COMPARISON WOULD BE BRUCE LEE REALLY.

"THE CLOSEST COMPARISON WOULD BE BRUCE LEE REALLY."

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I MADE CONTACT WITH THE GUN,

"I MADE CONTACT WITH THE GUN,"

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AND HE PULLED THE TRIGGER.

"AND HE PULLED THE TRIGGER."

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THE BULLET CAUGHT ME IN THE LEG, AND THE GUN WENT FLYING,

"THE BULLET CAUGHT ME IN THE LEG, AND THE GUN WENT FLYING,"

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AND THE REST JUST TOOK OFF OUT OF THERE.

"AND THE REST JUST TOOK OFF OUT OF THERE."

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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

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COME ON, YOU GUYS.

"COME ON, YOU GUYS."

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I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT,

"I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT,"

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BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE DRUGGED-OUT PUNKS

"BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE DRUGGED-OUT PUNKS"

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DECIDES TO BREAK IN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AN HONEST CITIZEN,

"DECIDES TO BREAK IN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AN HONEST CITIZEN,"

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THEY'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT IT.

"THEY'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT IT."

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[CHEERING]

"[CHEERING]"

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YOU GUYS.

"YOU GUYS."

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JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, HUH, SAM?

"JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, HUH, SAM?"

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WAY TO GO, MAYDAY?

"WAY TO GO, MAYDAY?"

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AAH!

"AAH!"

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WELL, I CAN STILL DANCE ON IT, HUH?

"WELL, I CAN STILL DANCE ON IT, HUH?"

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COACH, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING ROTTEN

"COACH, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING ROTTEN"

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IN THE STATE OF DENMARK.

"IN THE STATE OF DENMARK."

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IT'S ALL THAT CHEESE.

"IT'S ALL THAT CHEESE."

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SAM, WHEN YOU SAY, "IN THE LEG..."

"SAM, WHEN YOU SAY, "IN THE LEG...""

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T EXACTLY THE LEG.

"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T EXACTLY THE LEG."

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IT WAS A LITTLE HIGHER UP.

"IT WAS A LITTLE HIGHER UP."

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WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU'RE OK.

"WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU'RE OK."

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BUT EXACTLY HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO SHOOT YOU

"BUT EXACTLY HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO SHOOT YOU"

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IN THE I-KNOW-WHAT?

"IN THE I-KNOW-WHAT?"

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WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY ARMED MARAUDERS

"WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY ARMED MARAUDERS"

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WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, BULLETS RICOCHET--

"WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, BULLETS RICOCHET--"

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SAM!

"SAM!"

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MAXINE!

"MAXINE!"

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WHEN MY HUSBAND LEFT LAST NIGHT WITH A GUN,

"WHEN MY HUSBAND LEFT LAST NIGHT WITH A GUN,"

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I NEVER EVER THOUGHT--

"I NEVER EVER THOUGHT--"

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OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T THINK.

"OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T THINK."

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WHY WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT SOMETHING

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT SOMETHING"

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THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME?

"THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME?"

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YOU KNOW, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU, DIANE.

"YOU KNOW, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU, DIANE."

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OLD METRIC SYSTEM?

"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OLD METRIC SYSTEM?"

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WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE ALL THOSE MEASURING CUPS?

"WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE ALL THOSE MEASURING CUPS?"

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SO THAT WAS YOUR ACT OF HEROISM,

"SO THAT WAS YOUR ACT OF HEROISM,"

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MAYDAY'S MOMENT OF TRUTH--

"MAYDAY'S MOMENT OF TRUTH--"

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GETTING SHOT IN THE FANNY

"GETTING SHOT IN THE FANNY"

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WHILE IN FLIGHT FROM A JEALOUS HUSBAND.

"WHILE IN FLIGHT FROM A JEALOUS HUSBAND."

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WAIT. WHO SAID I WAS RUNNIN' AWAY?

"WAIT. WHO SAID I WAS RUNNIN' AWAY?"

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HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE LOCATION OF YOUR WOUND?

"HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE LOCATION OF YOUR WOUND?"

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WELL, I COULDA BEEN...

"WELL, I COULDA BEEN..."

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COMING AT 'IM AND TURNED A SOMERSAULT TO THROW OFF HIS AIM.

"COMING AT 'IM AND TURNED A SOMERSAULT TO THROW OFF HIS AIM."

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YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ANY BRAIN DAMAGE.

"YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ANY BRAIN DAMAGE."

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OK, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUR FACTS STRAIGHT HERE, HUH?

"OK, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUR FACTS STRAIGHT HERE, HUH?"

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I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED,

"I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS MARRIED,"

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I CUT IT OFF AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT,

"I CUT IT OFF AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT,"

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AND I WASN'T RUNNING AWAY.

"AND I WASN'T RUNNING AWAY."

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I WAS PUTTING THE GUN IN MY BACK POCKET

"I WAS PUTTING THE GUN IN MY BACK POCKET"

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WHEN IT WENT OFF.

"WHEN IT WENT OFF."

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HA HA!

"HA HA!"

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THIS IS A PERFECT COMMENT ON YOUR LIFESTYLE.

"THIS IS A PERFECT COMMENT ON YOUR LIFESTYLE."

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WILL YOU ANSWER ME ONE QUESTION? WHAT?

"WILL YOU ANSWER ME ONE QUESTION? WHAT?"

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WHEN YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR,

"WHEN YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR,"

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DID YOU ASK HIM TO GET THE LEAD OUT?

"DID YOU ASK HIM TO GET THE LEAD OUT?"

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