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Clips from The Great North - Game of Snownes Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ 98 flakes of snow in the air. ♪"
The Great North
"Oh, man, we've been walking for 30 minutes,"
The Great North
"and we're still lost."
The Great North
"(sighs) I have no idea where the house is at this point."
The Great North
"I'm sorry, Dad. I feel like an absolute Dumbledork."
The Great North
"Oh, that's okay."
The Great North
"I'm happy just to spend some time with you."
The Great North
"Uh, you know, sometimes, lately, I feel like..."
The Great North
"That's right, Beef. Tell him."
The Great North
"Yeah, sometimes, ever since you moved out to the guesthouse,"
The Great North
"breakfast, wood-piling day, those other Tobins..."
The Great North
"-Uh, what I'm trying to say is... -Oh, my gosh!"
The Great North
"The woodpile! Firewood!"
The Great North
"Dad, do you have your lighter?"
The Great North
"It's too wet out here to start a fire."
The Great North
"You're right, Dad, but I think I actually have a very good"
The Great North
"or possibly very terrible idea."
The Great North
"All right, w-w-wait. Okay."
The Great North
"I'm gonna soak my hankie in some Wolf's Wolfies"
The Great North
"and then kind of stick it back in the top of the jug"
The Great North
"and light it like a beautiful Molotov candle"
The Great North
"and see if all the booze burns"
The Great North
"brightly enough to signal Honeybee."
The Great North
"Aah! No, fire! We'll melt!"
The Great North
"Remy, run!"
The Great North
"I'll see you in hell, Barf!"
The Great North
"Okay, let's try this whole"
The Great North
"rescuing Dad, Wolf and Honeybee thing one more time,"
The Great North
"no more drifting away of any kind."
The Great North
"Okay, so we'll walk in a big circle"
The Great North
"and then a bunch of smaller circles"
The Great North
"until we hopefully find somebody."
The Great North
"And after that, we should go see who set"
The Great North
"-that fire over there. -Dad?"
The Great North
"What are you guys all doing out here?"
The Great North
"-We're on a rescue mission. -Rescue mission?"
The Great North
"But I just left a half hour ago."
The Great North
"Uh, you've been out here for three hours, Dad."
The Great North
"Oh, no. Really?"
The Great North
"Yeah, Dad's been having a bit of a rough one."
The Great North
"He's been hallucinating some talking snowflakes."
The Great North
"Yeah, he did take a lot of expired cold medicine."
The Great North
"Oh, my God."
The Great North
"I've been acting like a real irresponsible Ichabod."
The Great North
"I got so worried about Wolf and Honeybee"
The Great North
"not wanting to hang out with us anymore"
The Great North
"that I almost made us all hang out together forever in heaven."
The Great North
"You think me and Honeybee don't want"
The Great North
"to hang out with you guys anymore?"
The Great North
"Well, earlier, you hung up on me"
The Great North
"without singing or whispering your goodbye."
The Great North
"And you didn't come to watch that other"
The Great North
"terrible Tobin family on Family Feud."
The Great North
"Stop saying their name."
The Great North
"And I'm sorry about the medium popcorn."
The Great North
"Must you punish me forever?!"
The Great North
"Guys, just because I get busy"
The Great North
"doesn't mean I don't love the stuffing out of you."
The Great North
"So you aren't slowly but surely drifting away from this family,"
The Great North
"setting in motion a cascade of farewells"
The Great North
"that will forever fracture our close family bonds?"
The Great North
"No, Dad. When we talked earlier,"
The Great North
"the Wolf's Wolfies were boiling over,"
The Great North
"so I had to hang up."
The Great North
"Oh. That makes sense."
The Great North
"I'll always be a part of the family,"
The Great North
"but now I have my own smaller family, too."
The Great North
"I'm a little branch off the main tree"
The Great North
"that sometimes needs some time alone in his little branch house"
The Great North
"that has a little tiny stove"
The Great North
"and a very little bathroom with a very small shower."
The Great North
"We're gonna have to do something about that."
The Great North
"Yeah, 'cause I have to choose"
The Great North
"which side of me I'm gonna wash each day."
The Great North
"(sighs) I'm so glad you're not avoiding us."
The Great North
"Yeah, I don't want to be weird, but I like you guys."
The Great North
"Well, if we can find each other in a storm like this,"
The Great North
"we'll always be able to find each other."
The Great North
"Hey, family, the only place I'm drifting"
The Great North
"is right into your arms."
The Great North
"(chuckles)"
The Great North
"You know I'm the last person to break up a hug,"
The Great North
"but I lost my fiancée out here, and I'd kind of like"
The Great North
"to get married before death does us part."
The Great North
"Okay, if you're not tied to the rope, grab somebody's hand."
The Great North
"No more getting lost."
The Great North
"No Tobin left behind!"
The Great North
"Except the barbecue."
The Great North
"MOON: May she rest in grease."
The Great North
"Okay, step one: fill you with gasoline."
The Great North
"I already did that."
The Great North
"Next, I wheel you outside so you don't..."
The Great North
"♪ Fill the toolshed with fumes and kill me. ♪"
The Great North
"And then I put this little tent around you"
The Great North
"so you don't get snow in your private areas."
The Great North
"-And I just pull this cord. -(generator starts)"
The Great North
"(laughs) I did it."
The Great North
"As the scientists say, bazinga."
The Great North
"If this shed's a-rockin',"
The Great North
"hopefully Wolf will come a-knockin'."
The Great North
"("Hold On Loosely" by 38 Special playing)"
The Great North
"♪ Just hold on loosely ♪"
The Great North
"♪ But don't let go ♪"
The Great North
"♪ If you cling too tightly... ♪"
The Great North
"Hey, guys! You're just in time for my Shed Talk."
The Great North
"Honeybee, I'm very impressed"
The Great North
"you found the toolshed in this insane blizzard."
The Great North
"You are quite the survivalist."
The Great North
"Yeah, maybe I'm a little bit of a Honeybeef."
The Great North
"(chuckles) I know you're gonna take great care of my Wolf."
The Great North
"Yeah, she is!"
The Great North
"I never would have thought that refried beans"
The Great North
"and salsa, mayonnaise, scallops and cashews"
The Great North
"would all go so well together."
The Great North
"Oh, you should try it when you're drunk."
The Great North
"Okay, it's your team's turn,"
The Great North
"and I'm really, really rooting for you guys to beat us."
The Great North
"Moon, are you reading all the clues in the bowl?"
The Great North
"I thought these were chips."
The Great North
"(Beef giggles)"
The Great North
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