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Clips from Cheers - No Help Wanted (S02E02)

I'LL PUT NORM ON, BUT JUST--HEY--

"I'LL PUT NORM ON, BUT JUST--HEY--"

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JUST REMEMBER WHEN I HAVE TO FIRE HIM LATER ON,

"JUST REMEMBER WHEN I HAVE TO FIRE HIM LATER ON,"

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YOU'RE GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM

"YOU'RE GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM"

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LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS SELF-RESPECT.

"LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS SELF-RESPECT."

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HOW CAN HE MISS WITH SUCH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE?

"HOW CAN HE MISS WITH SUCH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE?"

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NORM...

"NORM..."

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HEY, YOU'RE MY NEW ACCOUNTANT.

"HEY, YOU'RE MY NEW ACCOUNTANT."

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HEY! ALL RIGHT?

"HEY! ALL RIGHT?"

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SAMMY, I AM HONORED.

"SAMMY, I AM HONORED."

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WELL, YEAH.

"WELL, YEAH."

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW

"I WANT YOU TO KNOW"

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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, SAMMY.

"THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, SAMMY."

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AW, COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK. ONE OF YOUR GREATEST MOMENTS?

"AW, COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK. ONE OF YOUR GREATEST MOMENTS?"

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EASY, SAM. THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO.

"EASY, SAM. THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO."

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I'M AWARE YOU'RE DOING THIS OUT OF PITY, SAM,

"I'M AWARE YOU'RE DOING THIS OUT OF PITY, SAM,"

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BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

"BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW"

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YOU JUST YOU GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND.

"YOU JUST YOU GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND."

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YEAH, I'LL SECOND THAT.

"YEAH, I'LL SECOND THAT."

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WHAT, THAT HE JUST GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND?

"WHAT, THAT HE JUST GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND?"

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NO, THAT HE'S DOING IT OUT OF PITY.

"NO, THAT HE'S DOING IT OUT OF PITY."

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[INDISTINCT]

"[INDISTINCT]"

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WHOA, HERE HE IS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--

"WHOA, HERE HE IS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--"

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NORM "RENDER UNTO CAESAR THAT WHICH IS ZILCH" PETERSON!

"NORM "RENDER UNTO CAESAR THAT WHICH IS ZILCH" PETERSON!"

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THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

"THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU."

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DIANE, A LITTLE MORE COFFEE, PLEASE.

"DIANE, A LITTLE MORE COFFEE, PLEASE."

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OH, NORMAN, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

"OH, NORMAN, I'M PROUD OF YOU."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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WHEN THERE'S A JOB TO BE DONE, YOU PUT THE BEER ASIDE.

"WHEN THERE'S A JOB TO BE DONE, YOU PUT THE BEER ASIDE."

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THAT'S 'CAUSE I WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR SAMMY THERE.

"THAT'S 'CAUSE I WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR SAMMY THERE."

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ISN'T THAT NICE? YEAH.

"ISN'T THAT NICE? YEAH."

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ISN'T THAT NICE, SAM?

"ISN'T THAT NICE, SAM?"

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HOW'S IT-- HOW'S IT GOING, NORM?

"HOW'S IT-- HOW'S IT GOING, NORM?"

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ALMOST DONE, SAM.

"ALMOST DONE, SAM."

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED, BIG BUY.

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED, BIG BUY."

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I FOUND A COUPLE THINGS IN THERE, YOU KNOW.

"I FOUND A COUPLE THINGS IN THERE, YOU KNOW."

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST DAMN TAX RETURN

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST DAMN TAX RETURN"

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THAT'S EVER BEEN AUDITED.

"THAT'S EVER BEEN AUDITED."

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OH, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA? IT'S A TAX JOKE. COME ON.

"OH, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA? IT'S A TAX JOKE. COME ON."

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BOY, SAM, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BOUNCE IN NORMIE'S STEP

"BOY, SAM, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BOUNCE IN NORMIE'S STEP"

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I HAVEN'T SEEN IN MONTHS.

"I HAVEN'T SEEN IN MONTHS."

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TONIGHT MAY BE THE TURNING POINT

"TONIGHT MAY BE THE TURNING POINT"

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IN THAT MAN'S LIFE.

"IN THAT MAN'S LIFE."

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HE MIGHT COME OUT OF THAT OFFICE, HIS JOB COMPLETE--

"HE MIGHT COME OUT OF THAT OFFICE, HIS JOB COMPLETE--"

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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE EVEN MAKE AMENDS WITH VERA--

"WHO KNOWS, MAYBE EVEN MAKE AMENDS WITH VERA--"

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AND START BUILDING A NEW LIFE.

"AND START BUILDING A NEW LIFE."

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OH, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.

"OH, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL."

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THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT DRINK TILL HE PASSES OUT

"THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT DRINK TILL HE PASSES OUT"

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WITH HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET.

"WITH HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET."

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TOO CLOSE TO CALL, REALLY.

"TOO CLOSE TO CALL, REALLY."

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I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT TRYING TOO HARD TO IMPRESS ME.

"I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT TRYING TOO HARD TO IMPRESS ME."

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WELL, WHAT IF HE IS?

"WELL, WHAT IF HE IS?"

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YOU'RE HELPING HIM OUT, AND HE APPRECIATES THAT.

"YOU'RE HELPING HIM OUT, AND HE APPRECIATES THAT."

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I JUST DON'T LIKE TAKING CHANCES WITH THE IRS.

"I JUST DON'T LIKE TAKING CHANCES WITH THE IRS."

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I WAS VERY SATISFIED WITH MY OLD ACCOUNTANT.

"I WAS VERY SATISFIED WITH MY OLD ACCOUNTANT."

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EVERY YEAR I'D PAY TWO, THREE GRAND IN TAXES,

"EVERY YEAR I'D PAY TWO, THREE GRAND IN TAXES,"

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I'D PAY THEM, AND THERE'D BE NO TROUBLE.

"I'D PAY THEM, AND THERE'D BE NO TROUBLE."

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THAT'S WHAT I WANT FROM NORM-- NO CHANCES, NO RISKS.

"THAT'S WHAT I WANT FROM NORM-- NO CHANCES, NO RISKS."

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AW, SAM, YOU JUST WORRY TOO MUCH.

"AW, SAM, YOU JUST WORRY TOO MUCH."

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NORMIE'S A GREAT ACCOUNTANT.

"NORMIE'S A GREAT ACCOUNTANT."

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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, COACH?

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, COACH?"

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BECAUSE MY MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY

"BECAUSE MY MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY"

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EVERYBODY HAS ONE THING THEY'RE GREAT AT.

"EVERYBODY HAS ONE THING THEY'RE GREAT AT."

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YEAH, RIGHT, AND WITH NORM,

"YEAH, RIGHT, AND WITH NORM,"

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WE'VE ELIMINATED EVERYTHING

"WE'VE ELIMINATED EVERYTHING"

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BUT ACCOUNTANT AND GREAT WHITE HUNTER.

"BUT ACCOUNTANT AND GREAT WHITE HUNTER."

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HERE WE GO, SAM.

"HERE WE GO, SAM."

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ALL DONE.

"ALL DONE."

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HOW DID IT COME OUT, NORM.

"HOW DID IT COME OUT, NORM."

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I'LL LET MY RETURN SPEAK FOR ITSELF.

"I'LL LET MY RETURN SPEAK FOR ITSELF."

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I'M GETTING BACK $15,000?

"I'M GETTING BACK $15,000?"

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WE MAKE CAMP HERE, BWANA?

"WE MAKE CAMP HERE, BWANA?"

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OF COURSE BABIES CAN EAT PIZZA.

"OF COURSE BABIES CAN EAT PIZZA."

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JUST PUT IT IN THE BLENDER.

"JUST PUT IT IN THE BLENDER."

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EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE MACHINE IN THE BACK?

"EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE MACHINE IN THE BACK?"

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BACK ROOM.

"BACK ROOM."

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THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL.

"THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL."

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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

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BEAUTIFUL.

"BEAUTIFUL."

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SOUNDED DIFFERENT THE FIRST TIME.

"SOUNDED DIFFERENT THE FIRST TIME."

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BEAUTIFUL.

"BEAUTIFUL."

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THAT WAS THE WORD.

"THAT WAS THE WORD."

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GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

"GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY."

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NORM! NORM! NORM!

"NORM! NORM! NORM!"

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NORMAN.

"NORMAN."

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HOW ABOUT A BEER, NORM?

"HOW ABOUT A BEER, NORM?"

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EH, I'M HIGH ON LIFE, COACH.

"EH, I'M HIGH ON LIFE, COACH."

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OF COURSE, BEER IS MY LIFE.

"OF COURSE, BEER IS MY LIFE."

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HEY, THERE'S MY BOSS MAN.

"HEY, THERE'S MY BOSS MAN."

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HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?

"HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?"

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PRETTY GOOD. JUST WAITING FOR THAT

"PRETTY GOOD. JUST WAITING FOR THAT"

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GREAT BIG TAX REFUND TO COME ROLLING IN.

"GREAT BIG TAX REFUND TO COME ROLLING IN."

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YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT LOOT YET, PAL?

"YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT LOOT YET, PAL?"

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WELL, I THINK THAT SOME OF IT SHOULD GO

"WELL, I THINK THAT SOME OF IT SHOULD GO"

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FOR SOMETHING SHEER, SEXY,

"FOR SOMETHING SHEER, SEXY,"

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AND, YES, A LITTLE BREATHTAKING

"AND, YES, A LITTLE BREATHTAKING"

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FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE IN HIS LIFE.

"FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE IN HIS LIFE."

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I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

"I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT."

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WHAT ARE YOU, AN EXTRA-LARGE, NORM?

"WHAT ARE YOU, AN EXTRA-LARGE, NORM?"

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IN PEIGNOIRS, YES,

"IN PEIGNOIRS, YES,"

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BUT I CAN SQUEEZE INTO A LARGE TEDDY.

"BUT I CAN SQUEEZE INTO A LARGE TEDDY."

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OOH. HEH HEH HEH!

"OOH. HEH HEH HEH!"

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT."

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YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT HERE.

"YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT HERE."

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OOH!

"OOH!"

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AW, HEY, LOOKIE THERE.

"AW, HEY, LOOKIE THERE."

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PRINTED MATCHES!

"PRINTED MATCHES!"

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JUST SPREAD THEM AROUND.

"JUST SPREAD THEM AROUND."

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"NORM PETERSON, INCORPORATED--

""NORM PETERSON, INCORPORATED--"

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AN ACCOUNTANCY FIRM."

"AN ACCOUNTANCY FIRM.""

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OH, THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, NORM.

"OH, THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, NORM."

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BUSINESS MUST BE GOOD, HUH, NORMIE?

"BUSINESS MUST BE GOOD, HUH, NORMIE?"

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YEAH, COACH.

"YEAH, COACH."

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IT JUST TOOK SAMMY HERE HAVING FAITH IN ME,

"IT JUST TOOK SAMMY HERE HAVING FAITH IN ME,"

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AND MY GETTING A LITTLE FAITH IN MYSELF,

"AND MY GETTING A LITTLE FAITH IN MYSELF,"

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AND STUFF SORT OF TOOK OFF.

"AND STUFF SORT OF TOOK OFF."

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BINGO!

"BINGO!"

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HOW MANY NEW CLIENTS DO YOU HAVE NOW BESIDES SAM?

"HOW MANY NEW CLIENTS DO YOU HAVE NOW BESIDES SAM?"

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JUST ONE OTHER, BUT I'VE BEEN HUSTLING A LITTLE BIT,

"JUST ONE OTHER, BUT I'VE BEEN HUSTLING A LITTLE BIT,"

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AND I GOT SOME NIBBLES ON HERE.

"AND I GOT SOME NIBBLES ON HERE."

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WHICH REMINDS ME. DIANE! YEAH?

"WHICH REMINDS ME. DIANE! YEAH?"

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