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Clips from Cheers - No Help Wanted (S02E02)

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION.

"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION."

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I FOUND A WAY.

"I FOUND A WAY."

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NOW, LOOK. I'M NOT GONNA BELIEVE THAT MY BUDDY,

"NOW, LOOK. I'M NOT GONNA BELIEVE THAT MY BUDDY,"

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A PROFESSIONAL MAN LIKE MYSELF,

"A PROFESSIONAL MAN LIKE MYSELF,"

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HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SCRUBBING POTS AND PANS IN A FISH HOUSE.

"HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SCRUBBING POTS AND PANS IN A FISH HOUSE."

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I MEAN, IF HE HAD, THERE'D BE TELLTALE SIGNS--

"I MEAN, IF HE HAD, THERE'D BE TELLTALE SIGNS--"

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YOU KNOW, HE'D COME IN REEKING LIKE A MACKEREL.

"YOU KNOW, HE'D COME IN REEKING LIKE A MACKEREL."

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GET OUTTA HERE!

"GET OUTTA HERE!"

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GO ON, BEAT IT! SCRAM! OUTTA HERE!

"GO ON, BEAT IT! SCRAM! OUTTA HERE!"

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[CATS MEOWING]

"[CATS MEOWING]"

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BEAT IT! GET OUT OF HERE!

"BEAT IT! GET OUT OF HERE!"

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[MEOWING]

"[MEOWING]"

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GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!

"GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!"

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WELL, THAT PROVES IT.

"WELL, THAT PROVES IT."

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HE'S EITHER WASHING DISHES AT MELVILLE'S,

"HE'S EITHER WASHING DISHES AT MELVILLE'S,"

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OR HE'S DRIVING A HERD OF CATS TO DODGE CITY.

"OR HE'S DRIVING A HERD OF CATS TO DODGE CITY."

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NO, SAM, YOU NEED AT LEAST 200 HEAD

"NO, SAM, YOU NEED AT LEAST 200 HEAD"

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FOR THAT DRIVE TO DODGE.

"FOR THAT DRIVE TO DODGE."

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AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

"AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY."

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NORM! NORM! NORM!

"NORM! NORM! NORM!"

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CAM I DRAW YOU A BEER, NORM?

"CAM I DRAW YOU A BEER, NORM?"

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NO, I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

"NO, I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE."

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JUST POUR ME ONE.

"JUST POUR ME ONE."

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HEY, NORM, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CATS?

"HEY, NORM, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CATS?"

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WHAT? ANIMALS LIKE ME.

"WHAT? ANIMALS LIKE ME."

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GOOD, 'CAUSE NO HUMAN IS GONNA.

"GOOD, 'CAUSE NO HUMAN IS GONNA."

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AWW.

"AWW."

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WHEW. NORM...

"WHEW. NORM..."

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YOU SMELL LIKE LOW TIDE IN BRIDGEPORT.

"YOU SMELL LIKE LOW TIDE IN BRIDGEPORT."

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MUST'VE BEEN THAT TUNA SANDWICH I ATE.

"MUST'VE BEEN THAT TUNA SANDWICH I ATE."

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OH. WHAT'D YOU DO, EAT IT OR ROLL IN IT?

"OH. WHAT'D YOU DO, EAT IT OR ROLL IN IT?"

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HEY, NORM, EVERYTHING OK? ANY LUCK FINDING A JOB?

"HEY, NORM, EVERYTHING OK? ANY LUCK FINDING A JOB?"

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LET'S JUST DROP IT, HUH?

"LET'S JUST DROP IT, HUH?"

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OK.

"OK."

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OH, HERE, NORMIE. NEED A NAPKIN THERE.

"OH, HERE, NORMIE. NEED A NAPKIN THERE."

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GEE, NORMIE, LOOK AT YOUR HANDS.

"GEE, NORMIE, LOOK AT YOUR HANDS."

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THEY'RE ALL RED AND ROUGH AND WRINKLED.

"THEY'RE ALL RED AND ROUGH AND WRINKLED."

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YEAH, SO'S YOUR BRAIN, OK?

"YEAH, SO'S YOUR BRAIN, OK?"

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NORMIE, COME ON.

"NORMIE, COME ON."

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I'M SORRY, COACH.

"I'M SORRY, COACH."

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IT'S OK, NORM.

"IT'S OK, NORM."

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EVERYBODY, LOOK, I'M SORRY.

"EVERYBODY, LOOK, I'M SORRY."

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I MIGHT AS WELL COME CLEAN HERE.

"I MIGHT AS WELL COME CLEAN HERE."

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PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

"PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

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I'M WASHING DISHES UP AT MELVILLE'S, OK?

"I'M WASHING DISHES UP AT MELVILLE'S, OK?"

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THE UNEMPLOYMENT RAN OUT.

"THE UNEMPLOYMENT RAN OUT."

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I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

"I HAD TO DO SOMETHING."

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HERE, GIVE ME YOUR HANDS.

"HERE, GIVE ME YOUR HANDS."

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THIS WILL CUT THE SMELL.

"THIS WILL CUT THE SMELL."

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OH, NORMAN, YOU MUST BE HOPELESSLY DEPRESSED.

"OH, NORMAN, YOU MUST BE HOPELESSLY DEPRESSED."

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LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME SO DEPRESSED

"LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME SO DEPRESSED"

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I ALMOST JUMPED OUT MY WINDOW.

"I ALMOST JUMPED OUT MY WINDOW."

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SO MANY CATS DOWN THERE, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE FALL.

"SO MANY CATS DOWN THERE, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE FALL."

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THAT, UH-- THOSE GUYS OUT THERE

"THAT, UH-- THOSE GUYS OUT THERE"

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IS ONLY A SCOUTING PARTY.

"IS ONLY A SCOUTING PARTY."

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GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!

"GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!"

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RAAAAH!

"RAAAAH!"

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NORMAN...

"NORMAN..."

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THERE'S DIGNITY IN ANY WORK.

"THERE'S DIGNITY IN ANY WORK."

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NOW, DON'T BE ASHAMED OF PHYSICAL LABOR.

"NOW, DON'T BE ASHAMED OF PHYSICAL LABOR."

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OH, NO, DIANE. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW NORMIE FEELS.

"OH, NO, DIANE. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW NORMIE FEELS."

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WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER, I WAS A BUS BOY.

"WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER, I WAS A BUS BOY."

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AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE HUMILIATION,

"AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE HUMILIATION,"

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THE GETTING ORDERED AROUND,

"THE GETTING ORDERED AROUND,"

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IT'S MORE THAN A MAN CAN TAKE.

"IT'S MORE THAN A MAN CAN TAKE."

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HEY, GET A BEER OVER HERE, HUH, GRANDPA?

"HEY, GET A BEER OVER HERE, HUH, GRANDPA?"

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YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY.

"YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY."

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A DISHWASHER.

"A DISHWASHER."

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I GUESS I'VE SUNK ABOUT AS LOW AS AN ACCOUNTANT CAN SINK.

"I GUESS I'VE SUNK ABOUT AS LOW AS AN ACCOUNTANT CAN SINK."

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I GRADUATED 30th IN MY CLASS.

"I GRADUATED 30th IN MY CLASS."

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NOW I SPEND MY AFTERNOONS

"NOW I SPEND MY AFTERNOONS"

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WATCHING LETTUCE FLOAT.

"WATCHING LETTUCE FLOAT."

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NORMAN, I'VE GOT IT.

"NORMAN, I'VE GOT IT."

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YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT.

"YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT."

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YOU SHOULD BE ACCOUNTING.

"YOU SHOULD BE ACCOUNTING."

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SAM, WHY DON'T YOU PUT NORMAN ON AS YOUR ACCOUNTANT?

"SAM, WHY DON'T YOU PUT NORMAN ON AS YOUR ACCOUNTANT?"

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YEAH. YEAH, SAM.

"YEAH. YEAH, SAM."

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OH, THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS.

"OH, THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS."

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I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT.

"I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT."

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WELL, FIRE HIM AND HIRE NORMAN.

"WELL, FIRE HIM AND HIRE NORMAN."

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THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

"THAT'S HOW IT WORKS."

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CAN I SPEAK TO YOU OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?

"CAN I SPEAK TO YOU OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?"

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CERTAINLY. CERTAINLY.

"CERTAINLY. CERTAINLY."

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, SAMMY? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?

"WHAT'S THE MATTER, SAMMY? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?"

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OH, NO, YOU BET. YOU BET. I JUST WANT TO TELL HER IN PRIVATE

"OH, NO, YOU BET. YOU BET. I JUST WANT TO TELL HER IN PRIVATE"

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HOW MUCH I LIKE IT.

"HOW MUCH I LIKE IT."

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OHH. LOOKS LIKE MS. CHAMBERS

"OHH. LOOKS LIKE MS. CHAMBERS"

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IS GOING TO GET A BUSS ON THE CHEEK.

"IS GOING TO GET A BUSS ON THE CHEEK."

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LET'S HOPE IT'S GOING AT LEAST 80.

"LET'S HOPE IT'S GOING AT LEAST 80."

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NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.

"NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN."

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THERE ARE TWO AREAS OF MY LIFE

"THERE ARE TWO AREAS OF MY LIFE"

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THAT I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TOUCH.

"THAT I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TOUCH."

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NOW, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT ONE OF THEM.

"NOW, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT ONE OF THEM."

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AND I DIDN'T.

"AND I DIDN'T."

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NO, I KNOW. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT.

"NO, I KNOW. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT."

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THE OTHER AREA IS MY BUSINESS.

"THE OTHER AREA IS MY BUSINESS."

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NOW, I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET THIS BAR,

"NOW, I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET THIS BAR,"

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AND IT'S BEEN A STRUGGLE TO KEEP IT.

"AND IT'S BEEN A STRUGGLE TO KEEP IT."

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NOW YOU'VE GOT ME COMMITTED

"NOW YOU'VE GOT ME COMMITTED"

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TO TURNING MY BOOKS OVER TO A DISHWASHER.

"TO TURNING MY BOOKS OVER TO A DISHWASHER."

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HE'S NOT A DISHWASHER.

"HE'S NOT A DISHWASHER."

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HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT, AND HE'S A FRIEND.

"HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT, AND HE'S A FRIEND."

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT HE'S MY FRIEND,

"YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT HE'S MY FRIEND,"

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BUT HOW DO I KNOW HE'S A GOOD ACCOUNTANT?

"BUT HOW DO I KNOW HE'S A GOOD ACCOUNTANT?"

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I MEAN, HE HASN'T BEEN HIRED FOR OVER A YEAR.

"I MEAN, HE HASN'T BEEN HIRED FOR OVER A YEAR."

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THERE MUST BE SOME REASON.

"THERE MUST BE SOME REASON."

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WELL, THAT JUST MEANS HE'S HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO DO A GOOD JOB.

"WELL, THAT JUST MEANS HE'S HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO DO A GOOD JOB."

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BESIDES, YOU ONLY HAVE TO KEEP HIM ON LONG ENOUGH

"BESIDES, YOU ONLY HAVE TO KEEP HIM ON LONG ENOUGH"

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TO HELP HIM GET HIS PRIDE BACK.

"TO HELP HIM GET HIS PRIDE BACK."

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SAMMY, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT HERE.

"SAMMY, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT HERE."

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I DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR ACCOUNTANT.

"I DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR ACCOUNTANT."

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I COULD ALWAYS JUST KILL MYSELF.

"I COULD ALWAYS JUST KILL MYSELF."

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YEAH, YEAH. THIS MAN HAS OPTIONS HERE, SAM.

"YEAH, YEAH. THIS MAN HAS OPTIONS HERE, SAM."

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SAM, NOW, IT'S TRUE,

"SAM, NOW, IT'S TRUE,"

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HIRING NORMAN HAS EMOTIONAL OVERTONES,

"HIRING NORMAN HAS EMOTIONAL OVERTONES,"

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BUT WITHOUT EMOTIONS,

"BUT WITHOUT EMOTIONS,"

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THE MIND BECOMES A STAGNANT POND.

"THE MIND BECOMES A STAGNANT POND."

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AND LET'S FACT IT, IN YOUR CASE,

"AND LET'S FACT IT, IN YOUR CASE,"

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WE'RE NOT EXACTLY DEALING WITH WHITEWATER RAPIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

"WE'RE NOT EXACTLY DEALING WITH WHITEWATER RAPIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE."

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OK, ALL RIGHT, FINE.

"OK, ALL RIGHT, FINE."

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