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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Whatever Became of Baby Custer? (S01E01)

Let's go back and see Captain Nelson.

"Let's go back and see Captain Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l gotta find out how he does it. -Custer.

"-l gotta find out how he does it. -Custer."

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l know. l'm restricted to barracks.

"l know. l'm restricted to barracks."

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Nancy, l simply cannot cope with him any longer.

"Nancy, l simply cannot cope with him any longer."

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We need professional help for your son.

"We need professional help for your son."

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My son?

"My son?"

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You're the one ordered me to have a boy.

"You're the one ordered me to have a boy."

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Yes, but not this one.

"Yes, but not this one."

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Doctor, it just isn't normal for a kid to keep on fabricating these stories.

"Doctor, it just isn't normal for a kid to keep on fabricating these stories."

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Major, l appreciate your problem...

"Major, l appreciate your problem..."

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...but there just aren't enough hours in the day...

"...but there just aren't enough hours in the day..."

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...of an Air Force psychiatrist as it is.

"...of an Air Force psychiatrist as it is."

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Who's to say what's normal when it comes to kids?

"Who's to say what's normal when it comes to kids?"

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l'm sure it's merely a phase he's going through.

"l'm sure it's merely a phase he's going through."

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Well, l wish he'd go through it without stopping on the way...

"Well, l wish he'd go through it without stopping on the way..."

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...to see Tony Nelson float in the air.

"...to see Tony Nelson float in the air."

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Captain Tony Nelson?

"Captain Tony Nelson?"

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Yes. Custer is always hanging around him.

"Yes. Custer is always hanging around him."

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Why, he worships the ground that astronaut lifts off from.

"Why, he worships the ground that astronaut lifts off from."

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Of course, if you're too busy....

"Of course, if you're too busy...."

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l'm never too busy to reach down and take a little boy by the hand...

"l'm never too busy to reach down and take a little boy by the hand..."

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...to guide those stumbling little feet on the path to manhood...

"...to guide those stumbling little feet on the path to manhood..."

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...to make him open up his little psyche and say, ''Ahh.''

"...to make him open up his little psyche and say, ''Ahh.''"

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-He's right outside. -Bring him in.

"-He's right outside. -Bring him in."

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Custer.

"Custer."

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Come in, Custer.

"Come in, Custer."

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l'm Dr. Bellows.

"l'm Dr. Bellows."

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l just want you to make yourself comfortable.

"l just want you to make yourself comfortable."

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Now, Custer, tell me exactly what happened in your own words.

"Now, Custer, tell me exactly what happened in your own words."

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Just begin at the beginning.

"Just begin at the beginning."

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Oh, for heaven's sakes.

"Oh, for heaven's sakes."

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How can you hear with that whatchamacallit in your ears?

"How can you hear with that whatchamacallit in your ears?"

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Custer, Custer. Thank you.

"Custer, Custer. Thank you."

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All right, son.

"All right, son."

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-How about lying down on the couch? -l'm not tired.

"-How about lying down on the couch? -l'm not tired."

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Well, l just want you to be comfortable while you talk to me.

"Well, l just want you to be comfortable while you talk to me."

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l'm comfortable here.

"l'm comfortable here."

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Custer to Earth.

"Custer to Earth."

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l've just completed one-man orbit.

"l've just completed one-man orbit."

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Now, Custer. No more orbits.

"Now, Custer. No more orbits."

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They make me dizzy.

"They make me dizzy."

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What other games have you got?

"What other games have you got?"

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Let's talk about the game...

"Let's talk about the game..."

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...when you saw Captain Nelson float in the air.

"...when you saw Captain Nelson float in the air."

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That wasn't a game. That was real.

"That wasn't a game. That was real."

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You think l'm some sort of schizophrenic?

"You think l'm some sort of schizophrenic?"

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Must be a secret trick the astronauts have learned.

"Must be a secret trick the astronauts have learned."

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He might have experienced a weightlessness reaction...

"He might have experienced a weightlessness reaction..."

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...from a simulated flight.

"...from a simulated flight."

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He must've taught the girl the trick.

"He must've taught the girl the trick."

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Girl? What girl?

"Girl? What girl?"

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The one he made disappear in a puff of smoke.

"The one he made disappear in a puff of smoke."

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Boy, l wish l could do that.

"Boy, l wish l could do that."

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Now, you know that's impossible.

"Now, you know that's impossible."

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Custer, l believe you.

"Custer, l believe you."

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-You do? Honest? -Yes.

"-You do? Honest? -Yes."

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l'm your friend, Custer.

"l'm your friend, Custer."

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And l'm also Captain Nelson's friend.

"And l'm also Captain Nelson's friend."

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Anything he does concerns me...

"Anything he does concerns me..."

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...because it concerns the space program.

"...because it concerns the space program."

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Do you understand?

"Do you understand?"

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You and l are gonna try to help Captain Nelson.

"You and l are gonna try to help Captain Nelson."

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lt'll be our secret.

"lt'll be our secret."

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Gee, what do you want me to do?

"Gee, what do you want me to do?"

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l want you to keep your eyes open...

"l want you to keep your eyes open..."

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...and l want you to report to me anything you see...

"...and l want you to report to me anything you see..."

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...that's out of the ordinary.

"...that's out of the ordinary."

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-l'll do the rest. -Okay.

"-l'll do the rest. -Okay."

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-Dr. Bellows? -Yes, Custer?

"-Dr. Bellows? -Yes, Custer?"

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Do head shrinkers give lollipops?

"Do head shrinkers give lollipops?"

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You mean to say this is the kind of dancing they do nowadays?

"You mean to say this is the kind of dancing they do nowadays?"

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Yeah, something like that.

"Yeah, something like that."

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lt's like our harem dancing.

"lt's like our harem dancing."

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Yeah, only with more clothes on.

"Yeah, only with more clothes on."

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Custer, what are you doing here?

"Custer, what are you doing here?"

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l was on a reconnaissance flight.

"l was on a reconnaissance flight."

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Well, purely in the interest of the space program...

"Well, purely in the interest of the space program..."

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...anything peculiar going on?

"...anything peculiar going on?"

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She's done it again. She disappeared.

"She's done it again. She disappeared."

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Are you sure she was there?

"Are you sure she was there?"

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Really grabs you, huh?

"Really grabs you, huh?"

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-What's going on here? -He'll hear us.

"-What's going on here? -He'll hear us."

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Well, it's been years since l've nabbed me a peeping Tom.

"Well, it's been years since l've nabbed me a peeping Tom."

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l think l hear my mom's bugle.

"l think l hear my mom's bugle."

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Officer, you're making a mistake. l'm a psychiatrist.

"Officer, you're making a mistake. l'm a psychiatrist."

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Same thing.

"Same thing."

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First time l've seen a peeping Tom giving on-the-job training.

"First time l've seen a peeping Tom giving on-the-job training."

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Officer, if you'll just ring the bell, Captain Nelson will vouch for us.

"Officer, if you'll just ring the bell, Captain Nelson will vouch for us."

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Don't worry. l'll do that little thing.

"Don't worry. l'll do that little thing."

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-Jeannie, where are you? -I am here.

"-Jeannie, where are you? -I am here."

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I saw Custer at the window.

"I saw Custer at the window."

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Good girl, good girl.

"Good girl, good girl."

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Just stay where you are, wherever that is.

"Just stay where you are, wherever that is."

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-Yes? -Sorry to bother you, Captain Nelson.

"-Yes? -Sorry to bother you, Captain Nelson."

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Caught these two looking in your window.

"Caught these two looking in your window."

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-You didn't. -Please tell him who l am.

"-You didn't. -Please tell him who l am."

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-Do you know him? -Yes, officer.

"-Do you know him? -Yes, officer."

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l know this man.

"l know this man."

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l must admit, l'm shocked by this behaviour.

"l must admit, l'm shocked by this behaviour."

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Well, if you know him, l guess it's okay.

"Well, if you know him, l guess it's okay."

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l wouldn't go looking in people's windows after this if l were you.

"l wouldn't go looking in people's windows after this if l were you."

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Thank you very much.

"Thank you very much."

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-Anything for you, Captain Nelson. -Right.

"-Anything for you, Captain Nelson. -Right."

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You may have been wondering...

"You may have been wondering..."

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...why we were looking in your window.

"...why we were looking in your window."

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l'm gonna get right to the point, Captain Nelson.

"l'm gonna get right to the point, Captain Nelson."

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There are some things going on around here...

"There are some things going on around here..."

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...that scream for an explanation.

"...that scream for an explanation."

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-Oh, yes, sir? -Yes.

"-Oh, yes, sir? -Yes."

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l have an eyewitness here...

"l have an eyewitness here..."

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...who says he saw you dancing a few moments ago...

"...who says he saw you dancing a few moments ago..."

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...with a girl who seems to have vanished.

"...with a girl who seems to have vanished."

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Yes, yes, she seems to have vanished.

"Yes, yes, she seems to have vanished."

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Custer, shouldn't you be in bed?

"Custer, shouldn't you be in bed?"

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Why, Captain Nelson.

"Why, Captain Nelson."

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She was a beautiful blond with long hair.

"She was a beautiful blond with long hair."

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A blond? Did you see a blond?

"A blond? Did you see a blond?"

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No.

"No."

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Of course not. l hate blonds.

"Of course not. l hate blonds."

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Tell me, captain...

"Tell me, captain..."

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