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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Whatever Became of Baby Custer? (S01E01)

...are there some experiments with weightlessness at the base...

"...are there some experiments with weightlessness at the base..."

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...that l haven't been informed about?

"...that l haven't been informed about?"

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He's doing it again. Dr. Bellows!

"He's doing it again. Dr. Bellows!"

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Doing what, Custer?

"Doing what, Custer?"

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He was just this high off the floor.

"He was just this high off the floor."

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ls your mother's bugle broken, Custer?

"ls your mother's bugle broken, Custer?"

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Come on, captain. Do it again.

"Come on, captain. Do it again."

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Can you go up in the air any time you want?

"Can you go up in the air any time you want?"

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Oh, don't be ridiculous.

"Oh, don't be ridiculous."

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There he goes again, doctor.

"There he goes again, doctor."

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Custer, tomorrow we're gonna have your eyes checked.

"Custer, tomorrow we're gonna have your eyes checked."

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We'll be running along now.

"We'll be running along now."

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l'm sorry to have bothered you, captain.

"l'm sorry to have bothered you, captain."

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Anytime, Dr. Bellows.

"Anytime, Dr. Bellows."

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l wish he'd teach me how to float like that.

"l wish he'd teach me how to float like that."

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There he goes again!

"There he goes again!"

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Come on, Custer.

"Come on, Custer."

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You'll feel much better when we get those glasses fitted.

"You'll feel much better when we get those glasses fitted."

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Here we are.

"Here we are."

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All right, Jeannie, put me down.

"All right, Jeannie, put me down."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Good evening, master.

"Good evening, master."

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Jeannie, don't play those little tricks, please.

"Jeannie, don't play those little tricks, please."

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What tricks?

"What tricks?"

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Thou art so nervous.

"Thou art so nervous."

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lt's just that every time l turn around...

"lt's just that every time l turn around..."

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...l expect Custer to pop out.

"...l expect Custer to pop out."

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Well, l can take care of that. l will not have you tormented.

"Well, l can take care of that. l will not have you tormented."

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Well, l'm not so crazy about it myself.

"Well, l'm not so crazy about it myself."

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Dr. Bellows thinks l'm coming apart at the seams as it is.

"Dr. Bellows thinks l'm coming apart at the seams as it is."

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lf you see any loose threads hanging off me, don't pull them.

"lf you see any loose threads hanging off me, don't pull them."

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Oh, master, l'm so pleased.

"Oh, master, l'm so pleased."

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-Pleased? -Yes.

"-Pleased? -Yes."

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Because now you need me, and l can help you.

"Because now you need me, and l can help you."

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Oh, l can offer you many solutions to this problem.

"Oh, l can offer you many solutions to this problem."

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All l need is one.

"All l need is one."

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Oh, but it's a simple matter.

"Oh, but it's a simple matter."

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-l can turn him into a fro-- -You'll turn him into nothing.

"-l can turn him into a fro-- -You'll turn him into nothing."

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An excellent idea.

"An excellent idea."

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No, no. l mean, leave him alone.

"No, no. l mean, leave him alone."

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-But, l-- -No buts. No buts.

"-But, l-- -No buts. No buts."

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l'll handle this my way, do you hear?

"l'll handle this my way, do you hear?"

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Oh, but, master--

"Oh, but, master--"

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Yes, master.

"Yes, master."

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Yeah. Nelson here.

"Yeah. Nelson here."

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Oh, hello, Mrs. Jamison.

"Oh, hello, Mrs. Jamison."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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No, no. Custer hasn't been around here all day.

"No, no. Custer hasn't been around here all day."

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He-- Well, you know how boys are.

"He-- Well, you know how boys are."

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Yeah. Sure, sure.

"Yeah. Sure, sure."

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lf l see him, l'll give you a ring.

"lf l see him, l'll give you a ring."

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Okay. Okay, bye.

"Okay. Okay, bye."

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Custer has disappeared.

"Custer has disappeared."

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Custer has disappeared. Custer has disappeared!

"Custer has disappeared. Custer has disappeared!"

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Custer has disappeared!

"Custer has disappeared!"

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Jeannie! Jeannie.

"Jeannie! Jeannie."

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You come out of there.

"You come out of there."

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Yes, master.

"Yes, master."

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Don't you ''yes, master'' me. What have you done with Custer?

"Don't you ''yes, master'' me. What have you done with Custer?"

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l have not done anything with Custer.

"l have not done anything with Custer."

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Don't give me that. He's been missing since early morning.

"Don't give me that. He's been missing since early morning."

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Well, l do not have him.

"Well, l do not have him."

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l didn't say you had him. l asked what you've done with him.

"l didn't say you had him. l asked what you've done with him."

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-You are yelling at me. -You haven't heard me yell yet.

"-You are yelling at me. -You haven't heard me yell yet."

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You were gonna turn him into nothing.

"You were gonna turn him into nothing."

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Well, l did not do that. Custer will turn up.

"Well, l did not do that. Custer will turn up."

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Yeah, but what as? A pollywog or a parakeet?

"Yeah, but what as? A pollywog or a parakeet?"

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Or something really sensational, like a rutabaga?

"Or something really sensational, like a rutabaga?"

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You do not believe me.

"You do not believe me."

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself."

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A little kid like that who never did you any harm.

"A little kid like that who never did you any harm."

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Jeannie, come back.

"Jeannie, come back."

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Bring Custer back.

"Bring Custer back."

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This is your master calling!

"This is your master calling!"

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l'm sure he's all right, honey.

"l'm sure he's all right, honey."

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After all, no rockets left for Mars today.

"After all, no rockets left for Mars today."

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l was only fooling, dear. Honestly.

"l was only fooling, dear. Honestly."

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-Here, Nancy. Take this. -No, no.

"-Here, Nancy. Take this. -No, no."

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Thanks for coming over, doctor. You've been a great comfort.

"Thanks for coming over, doctor. You've been a great comfort."

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That could be some news.

"That could be some news."

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Oh, Custer, Custer, darling.

"Oh, Custer, Custer, darling."

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ls he back yet?

"ls he back yet?"

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ls there--? ls there anything new in the house?

"ls there--? ls there anything new in the house?"

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-What? -Well-- Hello, Dr. Bellows.

"-What? -Well-- Hello, Dr. Bellows."

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l mean, since Custer left...

"l mean, since Custer left..."

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...have you noticed anything that wasn't here before?

"...have you noticed anything that wasn't here before?"

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-That's new. -Where'd it come from?

"-That's new. -Where'd it come from?"

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l found it in Custer's room this morning.

"l found it in Custer's room this morning."

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On his bed, next to his pyjamas.

"On his bed, next to his pyjamas."

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Water it every day. He's a growing boy.

"Water it every day. He's a growing boy."

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There's a new goldfish. Does that count?

"There's a new goldfish. Does that count?"

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Does it count?

"Does it count?"

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-Which one? Which one? -lt's the one with the brown eyes.

"-Which one? Which one? -lt's the one with the brown eyes."

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Custer. Custer.

"Custer. Custer."

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Captain, l know how upset you must be over Custer.

"Captain, l know how upset you must be over Custer."

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Sir, l have a confession to make.

"Sir, l have a confession to make."

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Tell me, captain. Unburden yourself.

"Tell me, captain. Unburden yourself."

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This is all my fault. l can't keep it a secret any longer.

"This is all my fault. l can't keep it a secret any longer."

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-Your fault? -lt's liable to finish me...

"-Your fault? -lt's liable to finish me..."

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...but l've got to tell you.

"...but l've got to tell you."

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Yes, yes?

"Yes, yes?"

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l know what happened to Custer.

"l know what happened to Custer."

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l have this friend, and she thought Custer--

"l have this friend, and she thought Custer--"

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Custer, darling. Where have you been?

"Custer, darling. Where have you been?"

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There's this carnival at the edge of town.

"There's this carnival at the edge of town."

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They've got the neatest centrifuge ride.

"They've got the neatest centrifuge ride."

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l didn't think you'd mind.

"l didn't think you'd mind."

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You've been at the carnival all day?

"You've been at the carnival all day?"

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l was gonna call you and tell you where l was...

"l was gonna call you and tell you where l was..."

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...only l wouldn't have had money for popcorn.

"...only l wouldn't have had money for popcorn."

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And, hey, Captain Nelson, l know how you do that floating trick.

"And, hey, Captain Nelson, l know how you do that floating trick."

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-What do you mean? -l saw a lady at the carnival...

"-What do you mean? -l saw a lady at the carnival..."

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...do the exact same thing.

"...do the exact same thing."

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Even disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Even disappeared in a puff of smoke."

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What did she look like, huh?

"What did she look like, huh?"

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Big fat lady with dark hair.

"Big fat lady with dark hair."

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Oh, l'm so relieved.

"Oh, l'm so relieved."

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Captain Nelson, let's have coffee and coffeecake.

"Captain Nelson, let's have coffee and coffeecake."

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No, l'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison.

"No, l'm sorry, Mrs. Jamison."

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