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Clips from Weeds - Yes I Can (S04E04)

"That went well."
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"Well, look who it is, my walking buddy."
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"Glad you stopped by."
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"Sometimes a man just needs some cheese."
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"Well, that's what I depend on."
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"Men and their need for cheese."
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"- You're sweaty. - It's hot out. I walked."
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"No car?"
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"You only interested in guys with cars?"
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"No, no, no. I have my own car."
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"- Sweet. - Yeah, it's awesome."
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"Are you making fun of me?"
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"A little."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I turn 18 in a few weeks."
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"Be able to vote..."
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"...buy lottery tickets..."
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"...drink, in Canada."
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"Yeah. I have a 10-year-old son."
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"I know. I met him."
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"Oh, God, you are so fucking young."
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"Young and impatient."
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"I'm not waiting."
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"- I have a sink in the back. - Sink?"
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"Something to hold on to."
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"Hold on to me."
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"Hi, Cesar."
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"Another unexpected surprise, I know."
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"Took my car this time, though."
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"Una favor, por favor."
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"GPS?"
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"Oh, no. No GPS."
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"Esteban. I need to hablo with Esteban."
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"No one here knows an Esteban."
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"Oh, come on."
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"It's a common Mexican name. Steven, right?"
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"Okay. Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Does he have a code name?"
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"Please back the fuck off."
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"- What do you need? - To have a conversation."
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"- It's business. - You don't do business with him."
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"Right, because he's the mayor."
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"Face on all the trash cans, making things better for you."
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"Well, look..."
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"...you can either bring me to him or I can track him down myself."
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"Make an appearance at city hall."
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"I'll make a big scene till I get his attention."
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"Thank you, Cesar."
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"Oh, smile. You get to drive a hybrid."
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"Maria?"
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"- No? - No, sir."
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"Okay. All right. Gave it a shot."
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"Who wants another muffuletta?"
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"Take it. Enjoy."
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"So, Claudio, you think your friends and assorted relatives..."
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"...might be interested in our services?"
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"A kinder, gentler coyote is a rare thing, El Andy."
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"How can I be sure you're not deceiving me?"
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"Looking to recruit, transport and harbor my people..."
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"...for the purposes of exploitation or organ theft?"
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"Come on, amigo. Would an organ thief make you lunch?"
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"That is why Miguel has only one kidney."
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"Really? Oh, you can't tell."
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"You speak amazing English."
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"Well, in Colombia, I was deputy transportation administrator."
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"Let's talk numbers. What's the going rate per smuggle?"
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"Depends on how far they come."
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"But if it's just for a straight border crossing, usually about 3000."
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"Per body?"
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"Not bad. Not bad."
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"And what are the easiest ways to get through?"
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"Truthfully, wait until the border patrol changes shifts and scale a fence."
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"Or find a place where there's no fence."
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"- Won't the agents shoot us? - No, it's too much hassle for them."
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"Blood, bodies, paperwork."
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"They don't get you in the first two minutes, you're golden."
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"You know what your real problem is? The Minutemen."
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"Vigilante. Such pains in the ass."
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"What the hell?"
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"If you're trying to snag this remodeling contract out from under me..."
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"...I'll ruin you."
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"No. No, no, no. Doug and I are just doing..."
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"...some market research. But now that you mention it..."
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"...maybe these fellas can help you out too."
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"You guys know how to build a bathroom?"
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"With a giant tub?"
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"- Yeah. - Great. Yeah. Cool."
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""We are here to inaugurate this mobile medical unit."
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"It will provide quality medical care to all citizens of Tijuana."
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"With the violence that we have now, it is very important.""
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"He wants to thank a very generous private benefactor."
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"He is the generous private benefactor."
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"I love this part."
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"The part where you sit there wondering just how fucked you are."
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"- Well, how fucked am I? - Don't talk."
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"Talking ruins it."
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"Go get Miss Hodes a glass of water."
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"Now, Agent Shlatter."
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"Yes, sir."
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"This will serve as official notification that all charges..."
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"...pending against Celia Hodes..."
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"...have been dropped, per my recommendation."
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"- Dropped. - Initial the form where it says..."
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"...and be sure to sign on the last page. Then leave it at reception."
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"Captain Till."
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"Roy."
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"Now that this is all over..."
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"...you know, I was wondering, since I'm all the way up here..."
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"- ...you know, if you don't have plans -- ? - I'm seeing someone."
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"- Thank you. - Goodbye, Miss Hodes."
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"Esteban Carlos Reyes."
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"You come from money in Mexico City..."
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"...attended Columbia University."
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"Go, Lions."
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"In 1 990, you bought the largest zoo in Mexico."
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"Tragic story with the mauled panda. Very upsetting."
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"You moved to Tijuana in 1 995 to build and manage a casino."
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"You now own three malls and five hotels..."
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"...all very highly rated on Hotels.com, you'll be glad to know."
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