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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Scrooge Gets an Oscar (S01E01)

"I got a gift for you, too. It's under the sink."
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"Yes, I know, I found it there last week."
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"What were you doing under the sink?"
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"Some people are known to clean under there."
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"Well, Merry Christmas."
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"Good-bye forever, old buddy."
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"Peace on Earth."
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"After that speech, I thought you'd leave by the chimney."
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"If anybody should wish to contact me,"
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"I'll either be at my studio rehearsing the play,"
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"or whatever hotel has a vacancy this time of year."
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"Hold it, Felix."
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"Take this with you."
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"You know, I was wrong to ask you to play Scrooge."
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"Next to you, he was a saint."
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"Aah, hope you get mugged by an orphan."
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"Boy, that Charles Dickens was sure a genius."
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"This is a wonderful play."
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"Yes, but without the right person playing Scrooge,"
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"it could be a bomb, Don't you agree, Speed?"
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"Hey, Speed?"
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"He must love the writing."
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"Hey, come on."
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"Lolita and The Naked Pharmacist"
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"Or Happiness Is A Hot Drugstore"
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"It got terrific reviews, really."
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"Besides, I read this Dickens story. Let me have it."
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"Hey, Murray, where you been?"
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"Oh, sorry I'm late."
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"Some wino got tangled up"
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"in a Christmas display window."
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"We booked him on a charge of assaulting an elf."
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"( chuckles )"
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"Hey, where's Felix?"
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"He's back there, pacing."
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"You know him, he always gets so involved."
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"Yeah, well, he'd better really get involved in this play,"
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"'cause without Oscar playing Scrooge, we're in deep trouble."
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"FELIX: No, we're not."
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"We don't need Oscar Madison to make this show a hit."
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"The theater is a collaborative effort,"
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"not a vehicle for the talents of an individual."
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"Orson Welles said that."
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"Fellas, if we pull together,"
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"we can make this a heck of a show."
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"Yeah, let's all work hard."
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"I want to invite the police commissioner."
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"But, Felix, you make it sound so serious."
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"It's only a little play for kids."
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"Oh, if that's your attitude, forget it."
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"I mean, why do you have me to direct it?"
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"Let, let Speed direct it."
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"ROY: Come on, Felix."
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"We want you, Felix."
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"But wouldn't it be better if Oscar played Scrooge?"
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"No, Oscar said he doesn't want to play the part."
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"I, for one, refuse to beg him."
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"We'll find somebody else to play the part."
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"Roy, read for the part."
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"Oh, j..."
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"Felix, I can't play Scr..."
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"Trust me. I don't have the..."
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"Trust me. Read. But..."
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"( stiffly ): "Christmas... bah... humbug."
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""If I had me way,"
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""every fool that goes about shouting 'Merry Christmas'"
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"should be boiled in a plum pudding...""
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"There are no small parts, only small actors."
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"Remember that."
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"You're going to be marvelous on the snow."
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"I guess that means you were lousy."
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"Uh-uh-uh!"
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"We've only scratched the surface."
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"We'll find the right man for the job."
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"Murray."
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"Felix... you want me to try for Scrooge?"
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"No, Murray, you're too full of humanity."
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"Nobody would ever believe you were a mean person."
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"Even if you kicked a dog on the stage,"
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"nobody would ever believe it."
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"I would never kick a dog, Felix."
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"I know that, Murray."
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"Directors sense these things."
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"Really?"
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"You are Ebenezer Scrooge."
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"You hate everything that is warm and decent,"
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"because you've never known warmth and decency."
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"Other people are having the fun you should be having"
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"and you despise them for it"
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"and you'll make them pay."
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"Now read Scrooge!"
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"( laughing wildly )"
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"Christmas, huh?"
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"Bah, humbug on Christmas!"
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"Who needs it?"
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"You fools, you pigs!"
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"( laughs ) If I had me way,"
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"I'd have you all flogged, you hear?!"
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"( laughing dementedly )"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Vinnie!"
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"Vinnie... ( laughter stops )"
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"Vinnie..."
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"I-I guess I was pretty bad, huh?"
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"Come on, sit down. Come on."
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"You have a... an unusual gift, Vinnie."
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"If we ever do Scrooge as an ax-murderer,"
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"you've got the job."
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"Speed?"
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"Hmm? It's your ball."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want you to read."
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"Oh, read this? No, Felix, I'd get embarrassed."
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"You're among friends, Speed. Don't be coy, come on."
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"Come on, read."
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"Okay."
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""Waldo the soda jerk"
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""took Lolita behind the prescription counter."
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""With him he brought a crutch,"
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