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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Scrooge Gets an Oscar (S01E01)

""two thermometers and a banana split to go.""
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"Charles Dickens never wrote that."
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"I didn't say he did."
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"Where it says "Scrooge," read."
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"Oh."
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"( quickly ): Christmas bah humbug humbug I say if I had my way I would..."
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"Thank you very much, that's the first time"
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"I've ever heard Scrooge performed as an auctioneer."
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"You don't get the part."
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"VINNIE: I told you that."
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"Felix, we're in big trouble."
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"We'd better beg Oscar to reconsider."
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"Nobody here can play Scrooge."
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"Not everyone here has auditioned for the part."
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"Right, Felix hasn't auditioned yet."
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"Yeah, I'll bet he can do it."
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"Fellas, I appreciate your thinking of me, but..."
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"I could, I could, I could play it"
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"but if I did, we wouldn't have a show for the kids."
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"Somebody's got to be backstage"
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"and run all the technical things."
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"It's very difficult."
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"I can't do it."
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"I'd like to show you how it ought to be done, though."
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"( melodramatically ): Christmas? Bah, humbug!"
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"If I had my way, every fool that shouts "Merry Christmas""
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""should be boiled in a plum pudding"
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"and buried with a sprig of holly through his heart.""
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"We'd better get Oscar, huh?"
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"You're the only one who can play the part."
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"Hey, Felix!"
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"Speed: Felix, will you tell Oscar he's the only one?"
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"Gone 24 hours, and already this lovely apartment"
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"has reverted to a jungle."
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"Yep, the Board of Health"
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"is going to take away your gold star."
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"This is my apartment and this is the way I like it!"
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"I didn't come to bandy words with you, Oscar."
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"FELIX: I'm here solely on behalf of those children."
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"Hold it a minute, will you, Felix?"
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"I can't take a sob story on an empty stomach."
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"Vinnie, would you get up a minute, please?"
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"You're sitting on the meat loaf."
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"Oscar, we need you for the play."
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"Now, what do you say? Come on."
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"No chance."
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"That spicy food will bring back your ulcer."
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"You're not going to sleep a wink tonight."
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"Oscar, maybe the reason Christmas gets you down"
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"is because you just think about yourself."
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"But if you do the play for those kids at the orphanage..."
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"FELIX: Murray is making a very solemn, psychological point."
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"If you would do something for others,"
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"you would find you were doing something for yourself."
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"Oh, forget psychology, Oscar."
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"Look, it would be just a nice thing to do."
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"Just plain nice."
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"( doorbell buzzing ) Especially at Christmastime, Oscar."
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"I mean, It can be the loneliest time of the year for a person"
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"if he doesn't have a little love in his heart. Yeah."
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"Fellas, I'd like to help you out..."
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"I feel for the kids, I really like kids..."
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"But I'm just not in the mood, that's all."
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"Mr. Oscar Madison? Yeah."
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"You have a singing telegram."
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"Lay it on me, kid. ( clears throat )"
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"( to tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen" ):"
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"♪ Season's greetings, Oscar boy, my alimony's due ♪"
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"♪ If you don't pay up right away ♪"
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"♪ I'll get the cops on you ♪"
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"♪ And you'll spend Christmas in the clink ♪"
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"♪ With other bums like you. ♪"
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"Signed, "Your former wife, Blanche Madison.""
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"You expect a tip from me for that?"
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"What tip? She sent it collect."
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"( laughing )"
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"You were talking about love in the heart?!"
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"Aw, Oscar.. Oscar..."
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"Come on, don't let a couple of bad breaks"
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"turn you against Christmas."
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"Don't give me any of that Christmas jazz, Murray!"
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"Now clear out, everybody!"
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"I'm not going to do the play, that's final."
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"All right, all right, come on, come on."
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"Get out of here! Let's go, let's go."
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"Merry Christmas, sir. Everybody..."
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"Get him out of here!"
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"Stay out of his way."
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"He's dangerous this time of year."
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"In case you don't recognize him, that's Ebenezer Scrooge."
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"Oh, save your breath."
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"That's who you are... The real Scrooge!"
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"You'd better get out of here!"
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"( door slammming ) Huh?!"
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"( "Joy to the World" playing in distance )"
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"Bunch of bleeding hearts, that's what they are."
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"Just because I'm realistic about Christmas, they call me Scrooge."
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"I'd like to give 'em a..."
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"What's that noise?"
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"( music gets louder )"
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"Hey, keep it down!"
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"People are trying to rest!"
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"I'm going to call the cops!"
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"That's right!"
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"( window slamming )"
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"Look at this."
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"Look at this. Merry Christmas."
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"( huffing )"
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"Bunch of bleeding hearts."
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"Oh, boy. Whoo..."
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"( "Joy To The World" continues playing in distance )"
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"( remote clicking )"
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"( "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen" plays on TV )"
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"I don't think I should have had that meat loaf."
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"Not after the chili and liverwurst."
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"TV ANNOUNCER: For tonight's television special,"
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"we proudly present"
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"Charles Dickens' immortal Christmas Carol."
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"Sure, Christmas Carol preempts the roller derby."
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"That figures for me, right?"
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