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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Scrooge Gets an Oscar (S01E01)

"It will. Open."
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"Oh, Felix!"
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"A garbage can with my initials on it."
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"Where did you get it?"
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"I had it custom made."
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"Open the top! Open the top! Okay."
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"( music box tinkling a tune )"
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"Merry Christmas, Oscar."
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"Merry Christmas, Felix."
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"( Odd Couple theme playing )"
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"You in this game, Vinnie, or not?"
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"Yeah, I'm in."
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"Put in!"
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"Gee, Oscar, please, ooh, take it easy."
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"Boy, you been nasty, screaming all evening."
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"Well, I'm sorry, fellas,"
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"but you know how the holiday season depresses me."
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"Oscar, just because you and your ex-wife"
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"were married on December 25, is no reason"
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"to hate Christmas."
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"Well, it's a pretty good start though, huh?"
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"You want another reason why I'm so jolly?"
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"Blanche and that guy she was all set to marry, they broke up."
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"You mean she and that retired general split?"
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"Yeah."
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"Wow, what happened?"
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"Last weekend, she took him home to meet her folks."
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"Monday morning, he put his uniform back on"
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"and he volunteered for combat duty."
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"( all laugh but Oscar )"
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"That's very funny?"
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"Very funny, the alimony goes up."
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"Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya?"
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"All that sticky, phony goodwill."
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"I'd like to get a giant candy cane"
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"and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy. I'm out."
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"Felix was right."
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"Oscar will make a perfect Scrooge for our play."
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"He won't even have to act."
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"What, Murray, what?"
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"It's for Murray's police charity."
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"We're all doing Charles Dickens"
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"Christmas Carol at the Midtown Orphanage."
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"I'm all choked up."
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"Felix is directing"
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"and he picked you to be Ebenezer Scrooge."
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"Didn't he tell you about it?"
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"Yeah, he told... Did he tell you what I told him back?"
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"FELIX: ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪"
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"♪ Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... ♪"
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"ALL EXCEPT OSCAR: ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪"
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"♪ Tra-la-la-la-la... ♪"
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"Gentlemen, partake of Christmas cheer."
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"Felix Unger's homemade eggnog and low-cal Christmas cookies."
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"Felix, you did it again!"
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"I've never seen this before."
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"What is it, a gingerbread octopus?"
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"No, it's a reindeer with antlers."
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"You're eating it upside down."
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"Oscar, have a cookie."
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"I have all the Christmas colors, red, white, green."
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"You got any black cookies?"
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"I like black cookies."
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"I'm not doing your dumb play."
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"Of course you are... You're the perfect Scrooge."
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"I told you I'm not gonna do it!"
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"I'm going to spend all my time trying to find a love potion"
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"that will make Blanche fall in love with anybody."
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"Look, I pay alimony, too,"
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"and I don't take it out on all the guys."
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"Besides, it's deductible."
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"I've got nothing to deduct it from!"
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"You better be good,"
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"or Santa isn't gonna bring you anything."
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"Santa, are you kidding?"
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"Santa wouldn't... If he came down that chimney,"
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"you'd have him cleaned and pressed."
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"I'm not doing your dumb play."
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"Please, Oscar, the kids need"
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"a Scrooge they can hate."
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"You'd be perfect."
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"Oh, you want hate, fellas?"
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"Why didn't you... I'm gonna give you hate."
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"I'm gonna give you all kinds of hate."
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"( all yelling )"
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"Don't tell me to hate hate."
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"Oh, you don't mean that."
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"You're sloppy, but you're not cruel."
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"Don't test me, Felix."
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"Oscar, in these troubled times"
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"what do the words "Peace on earth"
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"goodwill toward men," mean to you?"
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"They mean, Felix, I've had you up to here."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"You can't, you've got to help me trim the tree."
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"Take the tree with you and trim it outside"
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"because I'm throwing you out, Felix."
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"That's your Christmas present."
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"It's snowing outside."
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"That's perfect for you, it'll hide the dirt."
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"Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho!"
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"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho... That's our Scrooge."
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"( Odd Couple theme playing )"
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"I think these belong to you."
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"If they're not stained, crumpled or smelly,"
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"they probably do."
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"Look, why don't you take what you need for the night,"
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"send for the rest tomorrow."
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"You're impossible to live with"
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"at this time of year."
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"You said you wanted me to leave and I'm leaving."
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"I presume that's the way you still want it?"
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"That's exactly the way I want it."
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"Soon as I get my overcoat and galoshes,"
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"I'll trouble you no more."
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"Wait a minute, I just threw you out."
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"Why are you giving me a gift?"
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"It's your Christmas present."
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"Yeah, well, I don't want it."
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"Neither do I."
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