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Clips from The Goldbergs - Baré (S04E04)

"If Lucky was going to college, you'd be a hysterical mess!"
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"Don't be a moron. There's no such thing as dog college."
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"What would she even study?"
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"- Frisbee catching? - Please. Lucky hates Frisbees."
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"Fine... Tail chasing."
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"Lucky doesn't chase her tail!"
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"Duh! That's why she'd take the class, to learn."
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"Okay! I'm sorry I introduced dog college as a concept!"
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"My point is, I'm moving out,"
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"and you haven't shown a shred of emotion about it."
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"- Stop. - Well, I feel sorry for this dog,"
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"because she's stuck in this crazy family!"
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"Let me tell you something."
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"This dog loves this house, loves me,"
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"and isn't running off anywhere."
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"- Oh, no! - Stop!"
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"Lucky! Come to Daddy!"
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"As our dog was taking off,"
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"Barry's new career was on the runway."
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"People of this house!"
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"Are you ready to witness the future of fashion?"
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"What's with the getup, Barry?"
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"I no longer respond to "Barry.""
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"From now on, I am the fashion designer"
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"known only as... Baré."
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"Stop it right now."
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"You're becoming a doctor, End of story!"
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"Never! I am and forever will be a fashion boy."
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"And I must get my portfolio together for Savannah."
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"Baré has it all, shirts, shorts, pants,"
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"also pants shorter than normal pants."
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"So... shorts."
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"Damn it!"
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"I'm ignoring that and moving on."
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"I give you Baré..."
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"Formal active wear"
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"for going to a ball or slam-dunking one."
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"I'm a model!"
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"Next, we got Naked Rob."
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"Baré Styles is the only clothing this nudist will wear."
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"It really breathes, bro."
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"For the tiny man who can live in a shoe,"
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"we got Andy Cogan modeling the petite line."
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"Aw, come on, dude! I'm helping you!"
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"And finally, we got Matthew Bradley"
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"showing off our sportsedo."
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"He shoots and scores..."
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"With the ladies."
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"Oww!"
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"Okay, he's making these poor boys"
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"wear a bunch of schmattas."
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"You got to get involved now!"
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"[Bleep] me."
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"We've been all over Jenkintown,"
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"and still no sign for Lucky."
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"Oh, damn it!"
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"She lost her collar!"
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"Now we'll never find her!"
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"Balls! I'm freaking out!"
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"This is your fault, Dad!"
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"Who ties a dog to the lid of a garbage can?"
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"She was only out there 'cause you staged a fake fire"
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"and ruined perfectly good fish sticks!"
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"None of this would have even happened"
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"if you could just talk to each other like normal people!"
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"I'm always willing to talk about my feelings,"
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"unlike Closed Off Johnson over here."
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"You want feelings?"
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"I love that damn dog!"
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"It never asks for anything, never gives me any lip,"
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"and then when I come home, she runs right up to me!"
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"Forgive me for not charging into your arms"
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"as you shed your swampy pants"
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"and head to your disgusting chair."
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"When you were a little girl, you used to run through the door"
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"into my arms every time I came home,"
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"and that was the best part of my day."
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"And now that's gone too,"
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"and my heart is broken!"
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"Oh, okay. Yikes."
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"But now you're leaving,"
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"and it's so painful, I can't stand it!"
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"- Please make him stop. - I can't."
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"I used to have a dog"
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"that would sit by my side and not leave,"
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"and now she's gone, too."
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"No! Don't cry-whisper!"
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"The only thing that still loves me is gone."
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"I'm so lonely."
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"- What have you done?! - What have I done?!"
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"I'm scared! I'm scared to be alone!"
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"We need to find the dog!"
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"Maybe she went in the Dumpster for food scraps."
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"Is she in there?!"
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"Of course she's not!"
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"She's a foot high and doesn't have thumbs!"
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"Aaaaaah!"
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"I may have hurt my hand,"
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"but Lainey was in for a way more painful surprise."
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"- Hello, Lainey Lewis. - Aah!"
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"Not a fan of seat belts, I see."
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"I was just getting situated."
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"We need to talk about your plans"
The Goldbergs
"to drag my boy to the Deep South to become a fashionista."
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"How is this on me?"
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"I've always supported his dreams,"
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"even when they've been highly questionable,"
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"like when he wanted to be a yo-yo champion"
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"or start a shelter for wayward lizards."
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"Look, I know you love Barry,"
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"not as much as me, but close."
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"And we share him now,"
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"and both have to think about what's best for him."
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"I get it."
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"I really do want what's best for him,"
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"even if what's best for him doesn't include me."
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"Then talk to him."
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"The future of Dr. Goldberg is in your hands."
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"Otherwise... He's Baré."
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"After my mom made her point,"
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