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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who Are You? (S01E01)

"‐ Come, I want to scratch my back on People Choice Award."
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"‐ Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"Is my whole life a lie? This can't be happening!"
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"Wait a second. This isn't a statue."
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"This is a tombstone. R. I. P."
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"I really is dead."
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"Who am I?"
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"‐ Do you hear that wailing? I think that's Max."
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"‐ He doesn't sound sure. ‐ Tabs, come on."
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"I know he's not your favorite pig,"
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"but we should probably go check on him."
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"‐ Or, you could join me in the‐‐"
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"[water splashes]"
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"‐ Huh. What does this button do?"
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"‐ It is nice, right? ‐ Whoa."
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"So relaxing."
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"both: What?"
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"[soft upbeat music]"
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"[dogs barking]"
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"‐ It's all about leverage. You got this, Peanut!"
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"‐ Oh, hey, Honey. ‐ Diablo? Is that you?"
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"‐ In the fur."
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"‐ Doesn't your mom send you"
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"to obedience school in the afternoon?"
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"‐ Not anymore because I. Chose. My. Dad."
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"And he no longer has to compromise on my look."
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"‐ What? ‐ That's right."
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"And I am having the time of my life!"
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"Yep, I barked at a tree all night,"
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"I humped a loaf of bread,"
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"and I can eat candy whenever I want."
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"No momma to check my poo‐poo!"
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"Twix?"
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"‐ No, thank you."
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"I can't eat chocolate."
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"And neither should you. [chuckles]"
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"No dog should."
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"‐ And, Honey, I owe it all to you."
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"‐ What? No. No, no."
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"I said you should choose stability."
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"‐ Wow, then we totally got our signals crossed."
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"[pleasant music]"
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"Well, I'm gonna take this mushy tushy"
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"and see what we can score at the ice cream truck."
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"[grunts]"
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"♪"
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"‐ Nice and quiet. Time for a nap."
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"‐ Hello?"
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"‐ Lenny?"
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"Impossible. Lenny's dead."
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"‐ I know you think I'm dead because Sprinkles ate me."
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"But I can assure you,"
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"due to the snake's agonizingly slow digestive process,"
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"I am very much alive."
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"‐ Okay. Well then, um, if you could keep it down."
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"‐ What? Are you kidding me? You gotta get me outta here!"
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"‐ Whether Lenny lives or dies is entirely up to you."
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"‐ God? ‐ [clears throat] Excuse me."
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"No. It's just your ol' pal, Shel..."
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"[munching]"
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"Chomping on a discarded ice cream cone"
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"reminding you that you talked a big game"
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"about wanting to save Lenny in group this morning."
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"And now you have the chance to bring him back!"
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"Character is what you do when nobody is watching."
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"‐ You're watching! ‐ [chuckles] Touché."
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"It's also what you do when somebody is watching."
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"‐ And you're not gonna shut up unless I try, huh?"
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"‐ Nope."
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"And, as I'm sure you've heard around the garden,"
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"I've got stamina."
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"‐ Everything smells like vomit in here,"
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"which is making me want to vomit."
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"[retches]"
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"Now I'm vomiting. Inside a snake."
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"It's a hellscape."
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"‐ Ugh."
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"[soft downbeat music] ‐ I can't believe it."
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"I'm Max, but I'm not the Max."
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"‐ So you finally figured it out."
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"‐ Who are you?"
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"‐ Doug Ross. Doctor Doug Ross."
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"‐ How did you get in here?"
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"‐ Well, my human jumped the fence"
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"and I was along for the ride."
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"She's Clooney's biggest stalker."
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"She's in the mansion right now."
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"‐ I didn't know George had cats."
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"Am I slipping?"
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"‐ Oh! You're with Marybeth. She's a nice lady."
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"‐ Aw, chins up, kid, it's not that bad."
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"You were a gift."
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"When the original Max passed away,"
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"Clooney was heartbroken,"
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"so Don Cheadle gave you to Clooney as a replacement."
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"‐ So all my memories aren't really mine?"
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"But my sky‐high self‐esteem came from me"
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"believing I was better than everyone else."
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"You know, because I was a celebrity."
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"[sobbing] And now, I'm just a stand‐in."
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"‐ Oh hey, if it's any consolation,"
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"Marybeth is plotting to kidnap you."
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"[soft upbeat music]"
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"‐ And then Diablo just m‐larf‐ed a snow cone"
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"right out of a toddler's hand"
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"and all his human dad said was, "That's mah boy.""
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"‐ Oh‐ho. Legend."
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"‐ No, no, no, Chief. Not legend."
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"Reckless and irresponsible."
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"‐ Was his tail wagging? ‐ Oh, like Jill's hips"
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"when she listens to up‐tempo Indigo Girls."
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"‐ Well, that means he's happy!"
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"There ain't nothing wrong with that."
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"‐ Um, no, no, no, no."
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"Tail‐wagging is actually way more nuanced than that."
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"For example, if a tail wags to the left, it indicates concern."
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"If it wags to the right, it indicates curiosity."
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"Either way, Diablo's eventually going to have to pay the piper."
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"‐ So? People pay pipers all the time."
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"I mean, how else do pipers stay in business?"
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