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Clips from HouseBroken (2021) - Who Are You? (S01E01)

"Look, I think I know what's really goin' on here."
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"You're jealous of Diablo. You want what he's got."
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"‐ [sighs] Oh, no."
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"[chuckles]"
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"No, I don't have the face for sunglasses."
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"‐ No, I mean, quit being so tame."
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"Live in the moment."
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"Eat a Q‐tip once in a while,"
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"nap on a table, steal Jill's Invisalign."
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"But if that's what you're into, you are gonna have to wait."
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"[sparking chimes]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"[snoring]"
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"[pensive folk guitar music]"
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"♪"
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"‐ There he is."
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"How you doin', big guy?"
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"‐ Honestly, this is the worst day of my life."
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"♪"
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"Party's over, Dave. Go home."
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"‐ Aw."
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"‐ Poor pig. ‐ He is down."
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"Now I can destroy him."
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"‐ What? ‐ What? He is joker."
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"Now it's Tabitha's turn to make the mean ha‐ha."
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"‐ You know, Tabitha?"
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"Under all that beautiful fur, you're a real ugly cat."
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"♪"
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"‐ Uh, excuse me,"
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"have you seen a naked woman with a "Syriana" tote bag?"
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"‐ In the kitchen. Licking all the fruit."
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"[soft upbeat music]"
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"[downbeat notes]"
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"‐ I hope you're happy."
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"You left the house without me this morning"
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"and your lady chose me as "cat of the day.""
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"‐ ♪ What do you say"
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"♪ who's cat of the day?"
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"♪ It's you!"
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"‐ When I was kitten, I wanted to be a scientist."
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"‐ Couldn't happen to a nicer cat."
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"‐ Well, it looks like everyone is here."
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"Well, except Diablo, who's probably enjoying"
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"a chocolate‐covered chicken bone in a motorcycle sidecar."
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"‐ You know who else is enjoying himself? Lenny!"
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"‐ Lenny is still alive? ‐ I saved him."
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"‐ Only after I Jiminy Cricketed her."
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"‐ See, I learned from my third grade class"
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"that reptiles can only digest stuff in a warm environment."
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"If it's cold, they'll throw up,"
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"so I needed to make it freezing."
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"To get to the thermostat,"
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"I jumped onto an old trampoline."
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"‐ Did you just miss the trampoline?"
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"[laughs]"
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"‐ Then I decided to break the thermostat"
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"by throwing a golf ball at it."
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"[grunts]"
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"[yelps]"
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"‐ Sounds like a golf ball just hit you in the face."
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"[chuckles] Classic."
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"‐ [straining]"
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"[screaming]"
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"[laughter]"
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"‐ I love slapstick."
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"‐ Is that Shel? Hey, Shel! ‐ Hey, Lenny!"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"‐ And I eventually made things cold."
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"‐ [retching]"
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"‐ Sprinkles puked and out flew Lenny."
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"‐ Stuck the landing!"
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"‐ It's all true."
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"Young lady, you should be very proud of yourself."
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"‐ Thanks a lot, Shel."
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"‐ Well,"
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"let's not fall completely in love with ourselves."
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"‐ Ew, ew! What is that? ‐ It's Lenny!"
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"Oh, yeah. He follows me everywhere now"
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"because he's half‐digested"
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"and needs someone to help him blink."
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"‐ [sighs] That's the stuff."
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"‐ Ugh."
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"‐ All right, I'll bring it up"
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"since everyone else is obviously afraid to."
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"Turns out I'm not the one and only Max."
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"I'm his replacement."
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"‐ What? ‐ There are two Maxes?"
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"‐ Ah, you're a replacement pet just like Bubbles."
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"‐ What? ‐ Yep."
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"So if anyone wants to make jokes, the floor is open."
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"Tabs, I know you must be chompin' at the bit."
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"‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Really? Nothing?"
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"Ah, let me help get you started:"
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"Anyone order some imitation bacon?"
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"Or how about‐‐ ‐ Okay!"
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"At least you still got your owner's attention."
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"Trust me, Max, it's way better to be replacement pet"
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"than one who is replaced."
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"‐ Yeah."
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"And think about how much you must've cost Don Cheadle,"
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"traveling the world"
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"trying to find a dead ringer for the original Max."
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"I mean, you're probably the most expensive pig in history."
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"‐ Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' better than you again already."
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"‐ I don't think we should measure our worth in money."
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"‐ Spoken like a true rescue."
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"‐ Whoo! Sorry I'm late!"
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"I was at the vet's. I had to get my stomach pumped."
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"‐ A‐ha!"
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"I was right! [chuckles]"
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"Which brings me no joy."
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"‐ But still, totally worth it!"
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"I'd eat that tube of Preppy H all over again."
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"‐ What? So you've learned nothing from this?"
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"‐ Oh, I learned something."
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"I learned that rules are made by humans"
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"who just want to keep their vet bills low"
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"and their carpets clean!"
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"But guess what? We're animals, y'all!"
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"If it feels good, do it. If it feels bad, do it again."
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