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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - The Addiction Angel (S01E01)

"Dante really got into every nook and cranny of this place, didn't he?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, thanks for helping me detox."
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"Yes, well, I know how that is. Firsthand."
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"Been there. Eh, wanna ask me about it?"
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"Did you and Dante fuck too?"
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"No. He and I frequented casinos together."
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"Ooh-la-la!"
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"Were you guys like James Bond, playing blackjack in tuxedos?"
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"Um…"
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"Well, we-- we took a bus three hours"
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"to sit at a My Cousin Vinny slot machine."
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"He swore it was lucky, but I lost everything."
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"It's why I have to roller-skate to work."
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"-That sucks. -It really does."
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"Oh, shit. These are his."
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"Emmy, no, no, don't do it! The prick dust is the most potent."
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"He left these for me on purpose."
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"He wants me back."
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"Ah! No! Get-- Get off!"
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"-No! No! Stop it! -No! I need him!"
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"Oh, Jesus, Emmy. Even I have me limits."
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"Well, how could he say no to this, right?"
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"Oh, blimey."
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"Oh, shit! Shitty shit! Shit! They're still too tight!"
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"-The pills aren't working! -We've got plenty of time, man."
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"The wedding's in 12 hours!"
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"But you bought that other stuff from the pharmacy, right?"
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"Caffeine pills, workout powder…"
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"Horse laxatives?"
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"You sure it's okay to take these things with Zoom-Zooms?"
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"You totally can! I mean, we got it at a drugstore,"
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"and drugs at stores make you healthier. It's the law."
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"Right. But there's warnings and stuff. I mean…"
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"Dr. Blueberry's Ultimate Yogurt Cleanse"
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"says it should only be taken alone in a field."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Dante told me the government is just afraid"
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"of regular people knowing these shortcuts."
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"This is all laid out on YouTube very logically."
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"Oh, I mean, if it's on YouTube…"
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""Donna, our love is like the partnership"
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"between a point guard and a power forward.""
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""Founded on a mutual respect.""
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"Damn, this sucks."
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"No offense, but you look like you might need this."
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"Oh, I look tired? Eat my ass."
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"-Oh, Rochelle, language! -Hey!"
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"Come on, come on, I'm on Doug's team too."
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"-Give me that! -Mm… "Mutual respect"? Really, Rochelle?"
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"It's a first draft. Okay?"
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"And what exactly does an Addiction Angel know about love?"
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"Uh, a lot. Because addiction and love aren't that different."
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"Alright. Prove it. You write the vows."
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"Mm… Okay."
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"Uh, how about something like, uh,"
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""Donna, for 23 years, I wasn't awake,"
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"but I was dreaming of you before I even knew you existed.""
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""And then, the second I saw you, it's like you just punched a hole in my chest"
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"and grabbed my heart with your fist.""
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""Every word, every glance from you,"
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"squeezed my heart and pumped blood through my veins and gave me life.""
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""I mean, sometimes, it actually hurts to look at you because I just get all sad"
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"about the moments I was alive before we met.""
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""Was there a time before we met?""
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"-Mm…"
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"Maybe something like that?"
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"Yeah, that works."
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"No. Nope."
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"Nice try, but I am not falling for your bullshit magic."
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"I am not like the others."
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"Yeah. I know."
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"- -Could you push it harder? Yes or yes?"
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"I'm pushing!"
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"-I want to fuck your muscles right now."
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"-Higher. Higher, Doug. -Freakin' A!"
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"Even higher."
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"Uh-hoh! I feel like the guys I was scared of in high school!"
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"Your thighs are the perfect shape."
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"-Oh, my God. Doug?"
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"Babe! It's bad luck to see the bride the night before the wedd--"
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"-Doug! -My left arm!"
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"Am I in heaven?"
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"No, you're at St. Francis Hospital, you fucking idiot. You had a heart attack."
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"Oh, shit. Thank God you found me."
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"Dougie, what were all those pills you had?"
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"I'm sorry. I just wanted to wear my special suit to our wedding"
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"because I love you so fricking much."
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"I don't care if that stupid suit doesn't fit."
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"I love that you have a teeny tiny little waist,"
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"but gain it all in the thighs and the face."
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"-But not my arms and butt. -That's right."
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"I just wanted to look beautiful for you, babe."
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"And I just want you not dead, dumbass."
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"Now, if the nurse calls you Bobby, just nod. I put down a fake name."
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"No way we're paying for this."
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"I can't believe I let Dante talk me into those pills."
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"How could I let him into my head like that?"
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"Oh, darling, it happens to the best of us."
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"Look at the tattoo I got upon the crest of me pubis."
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"-My eyes!"
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"-Apparently, it's the Taco Bell slogan."
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"No!"
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"-Come on, Gil, look alive."
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"Let's jerk it again, from the top!"
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"Sure! Uh, sorry, Andrew."
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"Uh, right, um, so, imagine you're, uh, in an elevator."
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"Uh-oh. Sounds like a pretty tight space."
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"-Yeah, it is, and then you see…"
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"…your friend Joe."
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""Joe"? Okay…"
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"And you can tell from the smell he's got a banana muffin."
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"Joe always gets one of those big banana muffins."
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"Banana, yellow, blond, Laura Dern hair. Yeah, I guess I can get there."
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"And this just makes your day because you forgot to grab breakfast"
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"and Joe always shares his muffins with his friend."
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"Uh, hey, hey, hey, Gil, Gil."
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"What's going on with you? You're not yourself."
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"You're right. I'm no hotshot monster. I'm sorry, Andrew."
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"You deserve someone who can handle how truly disgusting you are."
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"Hey, I get it. I'm a pretty gross kid."
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"I belong with Joe."
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