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Clips from Cheers - Chambers vs. Malone (S05E05)

[Hums the wedding march]

"[Hums the wedding march]"

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Anytime you're Ready, sam.

"Anytime you're Ready, sam."

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Gee, i'd love To propose to you, diane,

"Gee, i'd love To propose to you, diane,"

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But i'm tied up kind of For the rest of my life.

"But i'm tied up kind of For the rest of my life."

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Deep down inside,

"Deep down inside,"

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You know this is Going to happen.

"You know this is Going to happen."

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You're going to Propose to me.

"You're going to Propose to me."

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You say that every day.

"You say that every day."

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But i don't say This every day...

"But i don't say This every day..."

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It's today.

"It's today."

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That is One scary woman.

"That is One scary woman."

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Sammy, come on, It's late.

"Sammy, come on, It's late."

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Time to go home. It's my turn to Lock up.

"Time to go home. It's my turn to Lock up."

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Besides, You look tired. You need your rest.

"Besides, You look tired. You need your rest."

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You might do Something stupid

"You might do Something stupid"

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That you'll regret For the rest Of your life.

"That you'll regret For the rest Of your life."

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Would you relax, please? Do i look like a guy

"Would you relax, please? Do i look like a guy"

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Who's about to do Something stupid?

"Who's about to do Something stupid?"

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Always.

"Always."

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That's not The point, sam.

"That's not The point, sam."

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Leave me alone, Will you?

"Leave me alone, Will you?"

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Guys, i'm going to Lock up now.

"Guys, i'm going to Lock up now."

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All right, sammy, We can watch the rest Of this meat show

"All right, sammy, We can watch the rest Of this meat show"

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Over at normie's house.

"Over at normie's house."

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No. Vera won't let me Watch those beauty Contests, cliffie.

"No. Vera won't let me Watch those beauty Contests, cliffie."

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Yeah? How come?

"Yeah? How come?"

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She says they're Degrading to women,

"She says they're Degrading to women,"

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And they make me Randy as a jack rabbit.

"And they make me Randy as a jack rabbit."

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Woody, you go on home. I'll finish up here.

"Woody, you go on home. I'll finish up here."

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I want to be Alone with sam.

"I want to be Alone with sam."

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Run, sam, run.

"Run, sam, run."

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Diane, Don't you think--

"Diane, Don't you think--"

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On second thought, Guys, why don't you Take off?

"On second thought, Guys, why don't you Take off?"

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I'd like to have A little private moment Here with diane.

"I'd like to have A little private moment Here with diane."

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That's it. It is all over.

"That's it. It is all over."

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I don't have the strength To fight anymore.

"I don't have the strength To fight anymore."

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All chance of victory Is gone.

"All chance of victory Is gone."

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The only thing for me now Is to go home,

"The only thing for me now Is to go home,"

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Pick up the pieces Of my shattered life,

"Pick up the pieces Of my shattered life,"

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And try to go on.

"And try to go on."

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Good night, Miss chambers. And good luck.

"Good night, Miss chambers. And good luck."

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Thanks, woody,

"Thanks, woody,"

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But since sam and i Are destined To be married,

"But since sam and i Are destined To be married,"

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Luck's the one thing We don't need.

"Luck's the one thing We don't need."

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Oh. Well, how about A salad bowl?

"Oh. Well, how about A salad bowl?"

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Yes, that Would be nice.

"Yes, that Would be nice."

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Great. It'll save me Some shopping.

"Great. It'll save me Some shopping."

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Good night, woody.

"Good night, woody."

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* Good night, sammy **

"* Good night, sammy **"

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Good night, woody.

"Good night, woody."

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Well, sam, You clever boy.

"Well, sam, You clever boy."

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Since you've Arranged for us To be alone,

"Since you've Arranged for us To be alone,"

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I'm all ears.

"I'm all ears."

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But you Better hurry. Almost midnight.

"But you Better hurry. Almost midnight."

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I wanted to talk To you alone

"I wanted to talk To you alone"

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'Cause i didn't want To embarrass you in front Of the other people.

"'Cause i didn't want To embarrass you in front Of the other people."

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Sit down, Will you, please?

"Sit down, Will you, please?"

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Look, diane...

"Look, diane..."

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I want you to stop This nonsense

"I want you to stop This nonsense"

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About me Proposing to you,

"About me Proposing to you,"

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About us Being married,

"About us Being married,"

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About us getting... About us, period.

"About us getting... About us, period."

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I've had it. That's it. I don't want To hear any more.

"I've had it. That's it. I don't want To hear any more."

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Yes, sam. Fine, fine,

"Yes, sam. Fine, fine,"

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But you really Should get at It, ok?

"But you really Should get at It, ok?"

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Would you stop it, please? You're making me nuts!

"Would you stop it, please? You're making me nuts!"

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This is exactly What i'm talking about!

"This is exactly What i'm talking about!"

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You know, It was fun for a while, Like a little game,

"You know, It was fun for a while, Like a little game,"

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But it's not cute anymore. It's serious, diane.

"But it's not cute anymore. It's serious, diane."

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You know, i was Really ticked off At first

"You know, i was Really ticked off At first"

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When you turned me down,

"When you turned me down,"

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But now i see How smart you were.

"But now i see How smart you were."

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I'm never going to ask you To marry me again.

"I'm never going to ask you To marry me again."

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Can i be any more Clear than this?

"Can i be any more Clear than this?"

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I'm never going to ask you To marry me again.

"I'm never going to ask you To marry me again."

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Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on.

"Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on."

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No, no, no. Stop that.

"No, no, no. Stop that."

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Listen, you know how much I hate it when you cry.

"Listen, you know how much I hate it when you cry."

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But i know you know, So it's not gonna work. Forget it.

"But i know you know, So it's not gonna work. Forget it."

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It really hadn't Occurred to me.

"It really hadn't Occurred to me."

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But i guess it's Actually a possibility.

"But i guess it's Actually a possibility."

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I'm not listening. Uh-uh.

"I'm not listening. Uh-uh."

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[Humming]

"[Humming]"

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Maybe you Don't love me.

"Maybe you Don't love me."

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God in heaven, It's not possible!

"God in heaven, It's not possible!"

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Ha ha! Nothing. That's it. It's not affecting me at all.

"Ha ha! Nothing. That's it. It's not affecting me at all."

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I'm immune to this stuff.

"I'm immune to this stuff."

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Yeah, you're not gonna Soften me up. No way. That's it.

"Yeah, you're not gonna Soften me up. No way. That's it."

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It's not gonna make me Feel sorry for you.

"It's not gonna make me Feel sorry for you."

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In fact, I'll tell you what It's gonna make me do.

"In fact, I'll tell you what It's gonna make me do."

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You want to know What it's gonna make me do?

"You want to know What it's gonna make me do?"

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I'm gonna tell you What it's gonna make me do.

"I'm gonna tell you What it's gonna make me do."

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It's gonna to make me Propose to you is what It's gonna do.

"It's gonna to make me Propose to you is what It's gonna do."

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Come on. Don't cry.

"Come on. Don't cry."

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Oh, diane, Will you marry me?

"Oh, diane, Will you marry me?"

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No, sam.

"No, sam."

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"The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.

""The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want."

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"In verdant pastures, He gives me repose.

""In verdant pastures, He gives me repose."

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"Beside restful waters, He leads me.

""Beside restful waters, He leads me."

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He refreshes my soul."

"He refreshes my soul.""

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Warden, have You heard from The governor yet?

"Warden, have You heard from The governor yet?"

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I'm sorry, sam.

"I'm sorry, sam."

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"He maketh me

""He maketh me"

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"Lie down in Green pastures.

""Lie down in Green pastures."

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"He leadeth me Beside the still Waters.

""He leadeth me Beside the still Waters."

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"He restoreth My soul.

""He restoreth My soul."

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He leadeth me In the paths Of right--"

"He leadeth me In the paths Of right--""

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Father, do you really Believe in the afterlife?

"Father, do you really Believe in the afterlife?"

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Yes, my son, I do.

"Yes, my son, I do."

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Well, good. Maybe i Can find her there

"Well, good. Maybe i Can find her there"

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And get her again.

"And get her again."

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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What's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

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I just had a flash

"I just had a flash"

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That i got The electric chair For killing you.

"That i got The electric chair For killing you."

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Well, that's silly.

"Well, that's silly."

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Massachusetts doesn't Have the death penalty.

"Massachusetts doesn't Have the death penalty."

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What?

"What?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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