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Clips from Cheers - Chambers vs. Malone (S05E05)

Nothing. Nothing at all.

"Nothing. Nothing at all."

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No death penalty, huh?

"No death penalty, huh?"

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No, not at present,

"No, not at present,"

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But i'm sure they're Going to reinstate it.

"But i'm sure they're Going to reinstate it."

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In fact, I'm on my way

"In fact, I'm on my way"

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To campaign for it At this very moment.

"To campaign for it At this very moment."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Hey, everybody. You're not gonna believe this.

"Hey, everybody. You're not gonna believe this."

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You passed the bar. I'll believe anything.

"You passed the bar. I'll believe anything."

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Yeah? Well, Sam's in jail, Smarty-pants.

"Yeah? Well, Sam's in jail, Smarty-pants."

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What?

"What?"

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Yeah, diane had him arrested For assault and battery.

"Yeah, diane had him arrested For assault and battery."

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My hero.

"My hero."

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Is diane all right?

"Is diane all right?"

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I think she's fine. I just don't have All the details.

"I think she's fine. I just don't have All the details."

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How do you know All this?

"How do you know All this?"

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Sam called me to Retain my services.

"Sam called me to Retain my services."

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To do what, Prune his trees?

"To do what, Prune his trees?"

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Has he been Arraigned Yet?

"Has he been Arraigned Yet?"

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No, 2:00.

"No, 2:00."

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Maybe we ought to go Down to the courthouse

"Maybe we ought to go Down to the courthouse"

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In case sammy needs Character witnesses.

"In case sammy needs Character witnesses."

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No. They do that Until the trial.

"No. They do that Until the trial."

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What sort of defense Do you plan on using?

"What sort of defense Do you plan on using?"

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I'm thinking about Pleading insanity.

"I'm thinking about Pleading insanity."

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That's a good idea.

"That's a good idea."

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What about sammy?

"What about sammy?"

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Bail's set at $2,500. Next case.

"Bail's set at $2,500. Next case."

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Your honor, i swear I never touched her.

"Your honor, i swear I never touched her."

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Take a seat.

"Take a seat."

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Case number 15786--

"Case number 15786--"

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The commonwealth Of massachusetts

"The commonwealth Of massachusetts"

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Vs. Sam malone.

"Vs. Sam malone."

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The defendant Is charged

"The defendant Is charged"

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With willful assault--

"With willful assault--"

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[Door slams]

"[Door slams]"

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Oh, what is this?

"Oh, what is this?"

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I swear i never Laid a hand on her.

"I swear i never Laid a hand on her."

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Mr. Malone.

"Mr. Malone."

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I'm sorry, Your honor.

"I'm sorry, Your honor."

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Just take a seat, Miss...

"Just take a seat, Miss..."

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Chambers. Thank you.

"Chambers. Thank you."

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The defendant is charged With willful assault And battery

"The defendant is charged With willful assault And battery"

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Against the person Of one diane chambers.

"Against the person Of one diane chambers."

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How does The defendant plead?

"How does The defendant plead?"

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Not guilty.

"Not guilty."

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Motions, Gentlemen.

"Motions, Gentlemen."

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Your honor,

"Your honor,"

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Due to the violent Circumstances

"Due to the violent Circumstances"

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Of this crime

"Of this crime"

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And in order to Protect the victim

"And in order to Protect the victim"

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From a reoccurrence Of the events of The evening last,

"From a reoccurrence Of the events of The evening last,"

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The state recommends That bail be set At an amount

"The state recommends That bail be set At an amount"

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Commensurate with The serious nature Of this offense.

"Commensurate with The serious nature Of this offense."

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Motion denied.

"Motion denied."

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Hey, i'm the one That's supposed To say that.

"Hey, i'm the one That's supposed To say that."

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Right, right. Sorry, your honor.

"Right, right. Sorry, your honor."

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It's my first case.

"It's my first case."

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You're kidding.

"You're kidding."

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Your honor, My client has no prior Convictions or arrests.

"Your honor, My client has no prior Convictions or arrests."

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Well known businessman And respected member Of this community.

"Well known businessman And respected member Of this community."

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I therefore move That bail be waived

"I therefore move That bail be waived"

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And he be released On his own recognizance.

"And he be released On his own recognizance."

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I don't think mr. Malone Poses any general threat To the community.

"I don't think mr. Malone Poses any general threat To the community."

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So moved.

"So moved."

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All right!

"All right!"

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Sorry, your honor.

"Sorry, your honor."

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Trial is set for two months From this date, 10 a.M.

"Trial is set for two months From this date, 10 a.M."

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All right, everybody, It's been a long day.

"All right, everybody, It's been a long day."

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This court Will reconvene Tomorrow morning.

"This court Will reconvene Tomorrow morning."

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Your honor?

"Your honor?"

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Yes, miss, Uh...Chambers.

"Yes, miss, Uh...Chambers."

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Would it Be all right

"Would it Be all right"

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If i said something At this time?

"If i said something At this time?"

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I don't think That's really necessary.

"I don't think That's really necessary."

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I think it might help To expedite matters.

"I think it might help To expedite matters."

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Well, if you must, But please be brief.

"Well, if you must, But please be brief."

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Oh, jeez.

"Oh, jeez."

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Your honor, i just Want you to know--

"Your honor, i just Want you to know--"

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Should i Come up there?

"Should i Come up there?"

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Why not?

"Why not?"

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Your honor, I just want you to know

"Your honor, I just want you to know"

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I understand Why the accused--

"I understand Why the accused--"

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And by the way, the man I intend to marry--

"And by the way, the man I intend to marry--"

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Was, uh... Was upset last night.

"Was, uh... Was upset last night."

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After all, I did just turn down

"After all, I did just turn down"

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His proposal Of marriage.

"His proposal Of marriage."

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If you intend To marry him,

"If you intend To marry him,"

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Why did you say no To his proposal?

"Why did you say no To his proposal?"

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It's a long story.

"It's a long story."

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Make it a short one,

"Make it a short one,"

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And maybe we can Save the good people Of massachusetts

"And maybe we can Save the good people Of massachusetts"

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The cost of a trial.

"The cost of a trial."

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Well, let's see. The accused and i

"Well, let's see. The accused and i"

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Have been going together On and off

"Have been going together On and off"

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For about four years.

"For about four years."

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I guess you could describe Our relationship

"I guess you could describe Our relationship"

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As a bit stormy.

"As a bit stormy."

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That's also part Of its excitement.

"That's also part Of its excitement."

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Earlier this year,

"Earlier this year,"

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The accused Proposed to me.

"The accused Proposed to me."

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I said no Because i thought

"I said no Because i thought"

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He was on the rebound From another relationship.

"He was on the rebound From another relationship."

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I was wrong,

"I was wrong,"

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So i changed my mind.

"So i changed my mind."

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But he wouldn't propose To me again,

"But he wouldn't propose To me again,"

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The little dickens.

"The little dickens."

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Until last night, That is.

"Until last night, That is."

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But this time, i fear He was only asking me To marry him

"But this time, i fear He was only asking me To marry him"

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Because i was crying And upset.

"Because i was crying And upset."

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Albeit unintentional,

"Albeit unintentional,"

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It was emotional blackmail On my part.

"It was emotional blackmail On my part."

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I couldn't say yes Under those circumstances.

"I couldn't say yes Under those circumstances."

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You do understand, Don't you, your honor?

"You do understand, Don't you, your honor?"

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I'm sorry. I was Just trying to imagine

"I'm sorry. I was Just trying to imagine"

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The long version Of the story.

"The long version Of the story."

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Although...Gallant,

"Although...Gallant,"

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His proposal Couldn't have been sincere.

"His proposal Couldn't have been sincere."

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The accused Was merely responding--

"The accused Was merely responding--"

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