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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Chris & Brian (S14E14)

"Hey, you look like you've been places."
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"Stop looking at me!"
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"I do not want this attention!"
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"Come on, Chris, let's get out of here."
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"Uh, what are you doing?"
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"Well, I been trying to make Chris"
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"less of a fat dummy, and nothing seems to be working,"
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"so now we're high-stepping around in giant hats."
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"Tip of the giant hat, sir."
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"And to you, sir!"
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"Yes, sir, smart day to you, sir."
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"And I thank you, sir."
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"I scraped my knee bad!"
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"Get up, Chris, you're embarrassing yourself."
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"You look stupid and fat."
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"Peter, I have to ask--"
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"are you pushing Chris so hard"
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"because it's what's best for him?"
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"Or are you trying to make up or your own disappointment"
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"about how your life turned out?"
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"Brian, these are the biggest hats I could find,"
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"so if your point is that there's even larger ones available,"
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"I would greet that with skepticism."
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"No, no, no, my point is that you need to let Chris"
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"find his own path."
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"Oh, my God, you're right, Brian."
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"He needs to be pointed to a very specific path."
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"And then forced to go down it."
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"No, no, that's-that's the opposite of what I just said."
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"Chris, your best chance for success"
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"is to be cultured and worldly, like our dog."
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"So starting right now,"
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"you gotta follow Brian around and do everything he does."
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"What?! Come on, Brian."
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"You gotta show Chris how to turn out better than me."
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"I mean, you went to Brown,"
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"you're a published author,"
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"you can hear it first when Joe falls out of the tub."
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"That's starting to happen more often."
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"But I guess you're right."
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"Maybe I am the guy to make a diamond"
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"out of this lump of coal."
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"But only if it's what Chris wants."
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"I don't care."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"Just follow my lead, Chris."
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"'Cause I think you could be something great."
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"Who knows? Maybe you'll even become"
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"one of those mission control leaders"
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"who gets all thoughtful while everybody's celebrating."
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"Apollo 13, this is Mission Control, do you copy?"
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"Do you copy, Apollo 13?"
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"Mission Control, this is Apollo 13."
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"We're all okay. Good to be home."
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"Sir, you did it!"
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"Sir, is everything okay?"
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"Eh, I bought a Nook e-reader a couple of years ago"
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"and I'm still pissed about it."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Chew that way."
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"Eh, dinner's no fun without Chris here."
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"There's nobody here for me to wing my biscuit at."
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"Well, Peter, he's been spending an awful lot of time with Bri--"
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"Eh, it's not the same."
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"Anyway, he and Brian have been spending a lot of time together."
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"Really? You're going to let that slide?"
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"Guy throws a biscuit at you?"
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"Good evening, all."
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"Apologies for being so tardy."
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"Aw, Chris, you're not tardy."
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"We tested you twice."
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"There you guys are. We were wondering about you."
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"Brian and I have been having a blast."
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"First we went to a symphony."
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"Then we saw a small independent play"
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"with real smoking in it."
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"And then we hit the Quahog Book Festival"
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"and went to a Q and A"
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"to ask questions that weren't really questions."
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"Wow, look at my sophisticated young man."
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"You're certainly taking to Brian's example."
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"If anything, he's teaching me."
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"I mean, not really, but you-you know."
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"Aw, see, I knew Brian"
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"could put Chris on the path to success."
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"Hey, Chris, let's celebrate."
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"There's a new baby panda at the zoo."
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"How about you and me go chuck tater tots at it?"
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"Chuck them at Lois."
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"She'll just sit there and take it."
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"Oh, Dad."
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"That would've been fine for the old me,"
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"but Brian and I have to be going."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Yeah, we're off to see an old movie"
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"on temporary screen in a muddy, freezing park."
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"That sounds awful."
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"It is awful."
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"But at least parking will be impossible."
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"Bye!"
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"Geez, I... feel like I just... lost my son."
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"Aw, I got a skin tag in my crack"
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"and it stings when I don't wipe right."
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"This has been a bad dinner."
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"There you two are."
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"Sit down and join us."
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"I can't stay, Mom."
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"Brian's showing me"
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"all of his favorite stuff to do."
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"Getting spooked when the furnace goes on?"
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"We're participating in an autism walk."
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"Looks like you're doing it right now."
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"And we may be gone a while,"
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"'cause after that we're going down to the Civic Center."
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"Michael Ian Black is cocking his eyebrows for four hours."
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"Ha! He says the things we don't care to say."
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