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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Chris & Brian (S14E14)

"Bye!"
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"Man, I'm sick of how much time Chris is spending with Brian."
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"Probably smooching pickles,"
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"'cause they're a couple of pickle smoochers."
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"It's like he ain't even my son no more,"
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"doing all that fancy-pants stuff."
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"Oh, Peter, I know you miss him,"
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"but this is what you wanted, isn't it?"
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"Well, yeah, but I didn't realize bettering himself"
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"meant blowing off his old man."
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"You know what? The hell with this."
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"I want my son back. Peter, relax."
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"Chris is just going through a phase."
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"He'll grow out of it."
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"Just like you grew out of your "Walk Like An Egyptian" phase."
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"Paul was a good man."
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"A good friend."
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"I'll... I'll always remember how supportive he was when..."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I can't-I can't- I can't do this."
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"Check it out, Lois-- when Chris notices"
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"that "World's Greatest Son" mug I made,"
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"he'll be back on board with his old man in no time."
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"Hey, Chris, what's on the mug?"
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""World's Greatest Sun.""
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"This world only has one sun."
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"What kind of idiot made this mug?"
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"♪ When everything's made to be broken ♪"
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"♪ I just want you to know who I am. ♪"
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"♪ It might seems crazy what I'm about to say... ♪"
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"I'm very easily influenced by music."
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"All right, Chris, now I know you're all sophisticated now,"
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"but no man can resist the siren call"
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"of mentally impaired supermodel Kate Upton."
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"Mm, sorry, Dad."
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"I'm more of a Catherine Keener man now."
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"But, Chris, you got to take advantage."
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"The clock's ticking on Kate Upton."
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"She's almost at the end of her window."
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"Yup, we missed it."
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"Come on, get out of here."
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"Sorry, Lois, I need the TV."
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"I gotta win my son back."
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"What are you talking about, Peter?"
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"Well, you know how Brian's got Chris"
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"watching all them fancy foreign films now?"
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"Well, I figure I can lure Chris in"
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"with this French movie-- Le Rocqué Trois."
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"Rocqué!"
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"Adrienne!"
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"Rocqué! Adrienne!"
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"J'pité Le fool."
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"Oh, Clubbert Lange!"
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"Peter, this is pointless."
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"You wanted Chris to be a better person"
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"with a bright future,"
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"and thanks to Brian, that's what he has now."
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"Yeah, but, I don't even recognize Chris these days."
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"And I never get to spend time with him."
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"It's like Chris ain't my friend no more."
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"Thanks for coming to the book club meeting, everyone."
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"Well, I gotta say, I loved this week's book--"
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"Annie Proulx's The Shipping News."
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"Yes, yes! Yes."
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"Very Portnoy's Complaint."
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"Uh, I don't... What, uh, what do you mean by that?"
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"Oh, you know, just with... the-the port,"
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"and the shipping."
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"And of course, in Portnoy's Complaint"
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"you've got the guy who's living near the water..."
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"That doesn't sound right."
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"...and he hated the noise from the local port,"
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"so he filed one of the very first"
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"port noise complaints in maritime law."
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"And for those of us who read the complaints,"
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"trust me, they were very warranted."
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"Brian, could I talk to you over here?"
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"Oh, let's dog-ear this for a sec."
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"This one gets it."
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"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"You clearly haven't read either of those books."
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"Whoa, Chris, now you're starting to sound like Mark Twain,"
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"whose real name was Samuel Clemens."
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"Oh, that is so your go-to!"
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"I can't believe you."
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"I thought you were this worldly, sophisticated guy,"
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"but you're just a fraud-- like Moses."
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"And the Lord's Eleventh Commandment--"
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""Moses gets to be first in line at the buffet.""
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"What?! Oh, seriously?"
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"I know, you guys, it's so lame,"
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"but that's what it says."
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"Why are you doing that?"
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"Why are you hucking tater tots at a baby panda?"
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"'Cause I'm oddly attracted to him"
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"and it frightens me."
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"See, this is why you're so great, Dad."
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"You don't pretend to be someone you're not."
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"You do what you want, and you don't care what anyone thinks."
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"Well, I-I care what you think."
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"Look, Chris, you're my kid, and I want what's best for you,"
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"but I guess I just don't want you"
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"to become too good for your old man."
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"Don't worry, Dad."
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"I could never be too good for you"
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"because you're the best."
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"And I want to be just like you when I grow up."
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"Really? Aw, thanks, Chris."
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"Tater tot?"
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"It's fun, right? Yeah!"
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"And the mama panda doesn't do anything about it,"
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"because she was blinded to make her more submissive."
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"Ha-ha! You're right."
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"You know, Chris, all this started"
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"'cause I was feeling bad about being a failure."
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"But you know what? I got you for a son."
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"So maybe I did something right."
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"I love you, Dad."
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"Come on, Chris."
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"Let's go get an $18 Coke at the terrible zoo restaurant."
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