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Clips from Family Guy - Peter, Chris & Brian (S14E14)

""Back-Door Sluts 4.""
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"Eh, I haven't seen the first three,"
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"I wouldn't know what's going on."
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"Here we go."
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"I want to watch all of these movies, nonstop."
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"I don't want to watch any more of these movies, ever."
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"Hey, Brian, you want to go for a ride to behind the Kroger's?"
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"What?"
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"That's weird. What's that?"
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"Hello, Future Peter. Hi."
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"By the time you watch this, you'll be grown-up,"
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"so I'm sure you're allowed to eat ice cream"
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"and pizza for every meal. You know it."
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"Also, I bet you're a big important doctor"
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"like that Doogie Howser kid who's getting so much ass."
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"Well, I was partly right."
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"I just hope to God"
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"you're not stuck in some loser job,"
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"like in a brewery, or a toy factory,"
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"or a fishing boat. Oh, boy."
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"But, you know, I don't have to worry about none of that."
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"I'm sure you're a big, successful doctor."
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"Anyway, here's some Conway Twitty."
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"♪ I know it's only make believe... ♪"
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"This is annoying."
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"I don't want to sit through this."
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"Man, I guess I ain't the big success I thought I'd be."
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"I know what you mean, Peter."
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"When I was young, I thought that someday"
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"I'd produce upworthy web content."
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"Am I doing it? Yes."
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"But not everyone is so lucky."
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"Damn it, I suck."
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"I've never done anything important."
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"Well, except for when I beat Larry Bird for a Big Mac."
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"Off the floor, off the scoreboard,"
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"off the backboard, no rim."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Right near the basket, underhanded,"
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"effeminate gasp, over the backboard,"
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"out of bounds, waddle over to get it,"
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"slip on a towel, twist my ankle,"
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"go to the emergency room,"
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"doctors tell me it's not that bad"
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"and I shouldn't have come there,"
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"I make them give me a cast anyway,"
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"never play sports again."
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"Hey, I won the two-dollar sandwich."
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"♪ Highway to the danger zone... ♪"
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"Look at me."
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"I was beautiful."
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"What are you watching?"
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"It's just a teenage loser who didn't realize"
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"he had no future in front of him."
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"Well, when you're done with this,"
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"Stewie is trapped between his crib and the wall."
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"Help. Somebody help!"
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"He's watching an old video."
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"Okay, when he's done then."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"He's just rhyming "danger zone" with "danger zone.""
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"Holy crap!"
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"Chris, I was just like you!"
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"What?"
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"Listen to me, Chris."
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"I'm a failure in life, and that's all I'll ever be."
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"But it's not too late for you."
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"I won't let you go down my path."
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"What are you saying, Dad?"
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"I'm saying, Chris, I am going to make sure"
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"that you grow up to be a success."
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"Yeah, I'm going to be a success!"
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"Uh, would you excuse me for a moment?"
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"Computer, what does "success" mean?"
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"Chris, let me know when you're done with the computer."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"No TV for you, Chris."
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"TV is how stupid losers spend their time."
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"Peter, what is this all about?"
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"I'm trying to save our son, Lois."
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"I don't want him to end up like me--"
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"dead-end job, crappy house,"
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"aging wife who's getting skinny where fat's supposed to be,"
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"and fat where skinny's supposed to be."
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"Ha! Meg, go to your room."
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"Look, Peter, I'm glad you're thinking"
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"about Chris' future, but he's fine."
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"He's a perfectly normal kid."
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"Are you crazy? Look at him."
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"He's over there intentionally giving himself a nosebleed."
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"Yay! My nose is finally a woman!"
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"Okay, so maybe he's a little rough around the edges, but--"
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"Oh, boy, a little got in my mouth there."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to wash this shirt."
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"Anyway, I'm going to help Chris"
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"become a big, important success."
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"The same way Mumford turned his son into a success."
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"Okay, Dad, heading out to the concert."
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"Now, hold on a minute, son."
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"Where are your arm garters?"
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"Your string tie? Your woolen vest?"
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"You look nothing like a dry goods clerk"
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"from the Garfield administration."
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"But, Dad..."
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"No buts! You're a Mumford."
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"Now get upstairs,"
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"put on a jaunty travelling hat,"
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"and write the same song 25 times."
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"Okay, now, Chris, if you want to be a success,"
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"you gotta look worldly and sophisticated."
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"And to do that, you got to dress like Lenny Kravitz,"
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"with little something from every part of he world pinned on you."
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"Leather bracelets! Nipple ring!"
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"Zippers where zippers shouldn't be!"
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"Wilma Flintstone pearl necklaces!"
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"A fur shrug with crocheted sleeves!"
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"A hat on a hat!"
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"A watch on your pinky toe!"
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"And nothing says, "Look at me, I've been places""
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"like two lit road flares hanging from your sunglasses."
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