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Clips from Archer - Edie's Wedding (S06E06)

"Uh, why did you tell me that?"
Archer
"[Laughs] Exactly."
Archer
"Piece of shit rental."
Archer
"[Edie] You drive like a...egg."
Archer
"I-- no, I don't, and also, shut up"
Archer
"because right now I'm going to explain"
Archer
"what cyborgs are, and why they're a threat,"
Archer
"to our entire way of life."
Archer
"[Cyril] I mean, not now, obviously."
Archer
"But, someday."
Archer
"Someday soon..."
Archer
"[Snoring]"
Archer
"I am gonna re-hit that."
Archer
"Huh? Hm?"
Archer
"Hey, you."
Archer
"Hello."
Archer
"Wait."
Archer
"Who's laws of what's its?"
Archer
"Asimov's three laws of-- look,"
Archer
"never mind. They don't even apply to Barry"
Archer
"because he's a frickin' cyborg."
Archer
"[Barry, singsong] Archer..."
Archer
"Come out and play."
Archer
"Ugh, and also a gaping, prolapsed anus."
Archer
"So, grain elevator."
Archer
"Besides a place to blow farmers,"
Archer
"what's the point?"
Archer
"To store grain, dumbass."
Archer
"Yeah, but you elevator it way the hell up there,"
Archer
"then-- wait, cows don't go up there to eat it,"
Archer
"do they? Oh my God, no!"
Archer
"It's gravity fed back down to trucks and trains and shit."
Archer
"Which are on the ground."
Archer
"Yes!"
Archer
"See where I'm going with this?"
Archer
"Why not make it horizontal, so the cows can just walk up"
Archer
"and eat whenever?"
Archer
"So just a mile long trough of grain getting rained on all the damn time."
Archer
"I, well, no, it'd have a, like a..."
Archer
"a salad bar roof on it,"
Archer
"you idiot."
Archer
"[Barry] Said the dumb waiter."
Archer
"Get it, Archer?"
Archer
"As in, you're dumb, and you dress like a waiter."
Archer
"[Pam] Told ya! God dammit, Pam,"
Archer
"this is exactly what a man should wear to a--"
Archer
"Holy shitsnacks! What the-- Pam?"
Archer
"[Sighs] Yeah, and just a heads up--"
Archer
"[growls]"
Archer
"[Pam] Whoa!"
Archer
"Dammit, Pam."
Archer
"How about a-- Oh, wait by heads up,"
Archer
"did you mean--?"
Archer
"[Grunting]"
Archer
"Seriously, Barry, why all the anger?"
Archer
"Because Katya broke up with me!"
Archer
"[Laughs]"
Archer
"Too soon?"
Archer
"Edie, cut me down!"
Archer
"Oh, wow, where to start?"
Archer
"Even in a new dress, you look like ten pounds of shit"
Archer
"in a five pound bag."
Archer
"The whole town thinks you're a giant asshole"
Archer
"for moving to New York City."
Archer
"You can just say New York."
Archer
"Oh, and dad was right, you'll never find a husband"
Archer
"unless you convince a blind man"
Archer
"you're a seeing eye pig!"
Archer
"[Cries]"
Archer
"I meant cut me down from here!"
Archer
"Yeah. Duh."
Archer
"But you know you're no prize, right?"
Archer
"Excuse me?"
Archer
"He said--"
Archer
"[growling]"
Archer
"[Laughs]"
Archer
"[Thuds]"
Archer
"Archer! Do something!"
Archer
"Flower box."
Archer
"Shot gun."
Archer
"[Grunts]"
Archer
"[Thuds]"
Archer
"[Pam] Ow."
Archer
"[Growls]"
Archer
"[Gagging]"
Archer
"Hey, track suit,"
Archer
"if anybody's gonna choke my sister's bitch neck,"
Archer
"it's gonna be me."
Archer
"[Laughs] What are you doing?"
Archer
"What you got a little shot gun? Huh?"
Archer
"Yeah, remember right now?"
Archer
"When I'm a frickin' cyborg?"
Archer
"[Archer] Barry, just for you,"
Archer
"I got explosive ammo."
Archer
"You what now?"
Archer
"Jesus Christ, you could have killed me!"
Archer
"Shut up!"
Archer
"Huh, I mean, I'm not a doctor,"
Archer
"or, a robotisist,"
Archer
"but, uh, that can't be good."
Archer
"So, hey, why don't we all do this--"
Archer
"[gunshot]"
Archer
"[Archer] Oh, God. Oh!"
Archer
"[Machine voice] Forgot what I was gonna say."
Archer
"[Screams]"
Archer
"[Objects crashing]"
Archer
"[Scream continuing]"
Archer
"[Body thuds]"
Archer
"[Rattling]"
Archer
"So, thank you..."
Archer
"For?"
Archer
"Saving your life?"
Archer
"I thought you were thanking me..."
Archer
"for dropping those truth bombs."
Archer
"What? You'll never find a husband."
Archer
"So, you really think he's dead?"
Archer
"[Archer, sighs] Only one way to be sure."
Archer
"[Edie] Hello? I'm sorry, what?"
Archer
"Shut up, no, uh-uh. No!"
Archer
"What are you saying, Don?"
Archer
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