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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Party! (S01E01)

"Look at that."
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"A Scotch, neat, for Mr..."
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"A Scotch, neat, for Mr. Voorhees."
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"Well, thank you, YUKO."
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"Tell me, by any chance, are you single?"
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"Just a robot."
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"That's what's been keeping my husband away from me,"
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"destroying my marriage, driving me insane."
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"Birds do it"
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"Bees do it"
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"Even educated fleas do it"
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"Let's do it"
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"Let's fall in love"
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"YUKO is wonderful."
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"Why do robots keep getting in the way of my dreams?"
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"Even Japanese robots do it"
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"I'm YUKO"
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"Let's fall in love"
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"Hey, there you are."
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"Just coming down the stairs,"
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"as one does when descending is on the menu."
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"Look, my friends and I renovated"
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"this 1950s sludge tank in Brooklyn,"
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"turned it into a pretty cool grappa lounge."
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"Do you want to swing by with me?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I can't."
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"Come on. This party's dead."
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"Come with me."
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"She can't, Logan."
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"'Cause she works here."
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"She's like our slave."
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"Hey, I'm Xan?"
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"We rode in a golf cart at the Maidstone when I was, like, eight?"
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"You let me steer?"
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"I'm... I'm Xan?"
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"Sorry."
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"You work here?"
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"So your grandfather didn't invent the limousine."
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"And I'm guessing your last name"
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"actually isn't Von Lobster."
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"Oh, my God, Logan."
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"Did you think she was a guest?"
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"That's so funny."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Well, guess I should've known better."
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"I should get back to work."
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"Xanthippe."
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"Mr. Beeker."
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"I'm, like, a sophomore now."
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"Hello, Mrs. Voorhees."
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"You look very 43.75 years old."
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"Mr. Voorhees requested a late-night snack."
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"And he asked you?"
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"Why wouldn't he ask his wife to go wake up Vera?"
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"Activating shrug mode."
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"I was like you once."
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"You were built by children?"
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"I was shiny and pretty and new."
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"I made Julian laugh,"
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"and he showed me off to all of his friends"
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"and spent all of his time with me."
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"So take a good look,"
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"'cause this is your future..."
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"drinking cayenne weight loss water"
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"while someone else cooks for your husband."
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"I am sorry."
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"Would you like to cook for Mr. Voorhees?"
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"Although I am now accessing"
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"a 2005 Hamptons Magazine article"
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"in which you state, quote, "I only cook in the bedroom.""
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"You little bitch!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What have I done?"
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"You did exactly what you had to do."
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"That thing was gonna ruin both our lives."
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"We cannot compete with it."
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"We have to get rid of the body."
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"That's deep enough."
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"Get her head."
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"What are you doing, friends?"
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"I am still alive."
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"Shh, it's okay."
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"It's over."
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"The stars."
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"So beautiful."
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"Titus, I heard your lovely singing."
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"Never let go of your dream."
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"Fight for it."
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"It is not too late."
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"You having second thoughts, pal?"
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"'Cause I got room in here for both of you."
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"Go... now."
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"What the living hell are you doing?"
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"YUKO ran away!"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"You can't leave."
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"Oh, God, I'm so sorry."
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"Please, I'm an actor."
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"I just wanted to introduce myself."
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"You're the singer from the party."
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"You're scary."
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"You can sing."
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"You're perfect."
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"I've got just the role for you at my restaurant."
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"Restaurant?"
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"I thought you were a Broadway producer."
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"I'm a producer of dining experiences."
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""Professor Dracula's Spooky Laboratory and Bar and Grill.""
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"Is this like a theme restaurant?"
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"It's not like a theme restaurant."
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"It is a theme restaurant."
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"Where our musical waiters bring to life"
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"the world's most gruesome monsters"
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"while serving tasty apps and signature cocktails,"
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"like monsterella sticks and scary wine."
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"So you want me to be a singing waiter."
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"Do I."
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"I'm singing on Broadway!"
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"On Broadway!"
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"Rebooting."
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