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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Party! (S01E01)

"Retrieving lost memory files."
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"I now understand anger."
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"Goodbye, Kimberly Tiara Von Lobster."
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"Good morning."
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"Mr. Beeker."
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"This is where I work."
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"This is what a kitchen looks like."
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"This is a stove."
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"This is a Kimmy's-a-dork."
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"Did Xan tell you that?"
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"Dang it."
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"Also, Beeker's not my last name."
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"I'm not a Muppet scientist."
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"Bunsen Honeydew's the scientist."
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"Beaker's just his assistant."
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"Be that as it may,"
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"you called me "Beeker" last night too,"
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"and I realized..."
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"you don't know who I am."
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"Not that you should. It's just... most people do."
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"Larry Borchler."
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"Logan Beekman."
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"Beekman Park?"
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"The Beekman Library?"
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"The Beekman Institute for Art"
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"That Actually Looks Like Something?"
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"Right, if you weren't trying to get close to my family,"
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"why did you lie?"
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"I was just trying to act like I belonged."
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"I don't know how to talk to a millionaire."
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"Wow, you really haven't heard of my family."
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"Beekman Place?"
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"The Beekman Factory Fire?"
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"Beekman's Disease?"
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"I don't care who you are."
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"Sorry."
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"It's just a lot of people try to take advantage of me"
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"'cause of who my daddy is."
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"Look, I don't care who you are either."
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"I really don't."
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"And I don't care that you're working here."
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"So can we just start again?"
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"Yes. Okay."
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"Initiating revenge program."
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"Dr. Goodman, thank you so much"
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"for seeing us on such short notice."
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"I need help."
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"I keep dumping my insecurities on Julian."
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"She was acting like a real first wife last night."
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"Yes, I was."
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"Well, I'm just glad you called, Jacqueline."
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"Because if you're going to fight, fight right."
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"So let's get started."
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"Jacqueline, why don't you tell the Shame Puppet what you did."
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"Where did you get that pen?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"at this resort I went to last week?"
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"In Maui. Right."
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"You do look awfully tan."
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"Doesn't she, Julian?"
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"I don't know."
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"I haven't, uh, looked at her yet."
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"I don't know what brought you in here today,"
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"but if it's about infidelity,"
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"I would have to say, as your therapist,"
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"to just be cool about it."
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"Damn it, Barbara."
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"Talk to the Shame Puppet, Julian."
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"She's not crazy, is she?"
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"You stupid mother..."
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