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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Party! (S01E01)

"'cause I keep my watch set to Bermuda time."
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"What's your excuse?"
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"Oh, no, actually, I..."
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"Your champagne, madam."
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"Actually, my assistant put the wrong time in my PalmPilot."
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"I'm Logan, by the way."
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"As am I."
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"Kimberly. Charmed."
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"Charmed."
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"We're all alone"
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"No chaperone can get our number"
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"Julian, welcome back."
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"You look dark enough to be president."
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"Oh, Ashton."
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"You are a delight."
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"So did you two enjoy Hale Moekolohe?"
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"The resort in Maui?"
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"- We didn't... - The pen."
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"Last time I saw one of those was in an X-ray."
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"Well, it was, um..."
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"it was supposed to be a surprise, dear, but, yeah,"
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"I was there a couple of weeks ago to check it out."
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"I was thinking about renting out the whole place"
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"for our anniversary."
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"Me and my big, surgically enlarged mouth."
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"Oh, Julian."
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"I don't deserve you."
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"I just remembered, Ashton, you only eat fish heads."
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"I should go tell the chef."
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"Kimmy, I'm adding a seat for you at the table."
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"After Julian and Yuko are exposed,"
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"I need someone to say "With her?"
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"Over Jacqueline?""
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"Okay, got it."
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"- Julian? - Ah, konnichiwa."
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"Konnichiwa."
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"Okay, that line may change."
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"- Thank you for inviting me. - Of course. This is Ashton."
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"Ooh. Thirsty, are we?"
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"Let's misbehave"
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"So how's Broadway treating you?"
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"Oh, standing Os every night."
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"Because of my back."
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"But to answer your question,"
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"we're packing them in, and the reviews have been kind."
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"Let it go"
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"Let it go"
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"Can't hold back anymore"
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"Mm, love your perfume. What is that?"
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"Oh, It's Italian."
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"Would you excuse me, Logan?"
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"I have to use the filth bucket..."
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"the powder room."
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"Of course, yeah."
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"Titus, I'm Cinderella-ing."
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"And I'm A-Star-Is-Borns-ing."
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"There's a Broadway producer here."
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"I always thought my big break would be"
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"from pushing Ben Vereen down a flight of stairs,"
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"but this is even better."
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"Gelula!"
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"I've been watching you, Kimmy."
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"I know."
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"That's why I picked my nose earlier..."
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"to gross you out."
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"Yeah, burnt."
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"I know what you're trying to do here."
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"Wearing clothes you clearly can't afford,"
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"scamming your way into this party,"
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"flirting with Logan Beekman?"
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"I haven't even started to flirt, Xan."
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"Just wait till a little fellow called Mr. Tongue"
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"comes out to play."
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"You think I'm gonna let you use my family"
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"to live out some little gold digger fairy tale?"
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"Wait, what?"
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"I'm just having fun."
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"People like me and Logan Beekman,"
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"we see right through people like you."
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"Enjoy your fun while you can,"
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"'cause it's gonna end, I promise."
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"Hey, Xan?"
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"What?"
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"Jinx!"
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"I would like to propose a toast..."
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"Stand up."
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"Okay."
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"Ah, ridi, Pagliaccio"
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"Sul tuo amore infranto"
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"Ridi del duol"
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"Che t'avvelena"
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"Well, first, I would like to"
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"thank you everybody for coming tonight..."
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"It's not possible."
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"But I have a confession to make."
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"This dinner party was actually a bit of a ruse"
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"to get you all here tonight..."
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"With her? Over Jacqueline?"
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"As, uh, as many of you know,"
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"my company, Rapier Private Equity,"
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"is teaming up with the brilliant Isaye Watanabe"
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"to bring a technology to the market"
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"that will change the face of health care,"
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"the service industry, and one day, I truly believe,"
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"prostitution."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, raise a glass"
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"to YUKO 3000."
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"Hello, my new friends."
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"My name is YUKO."
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"I can dance for you."
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"Your place card says "Yuko.""
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"Why didn't you say anything?"
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"Because your husband told me you are crazy."
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"I love all of you."
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"And then the man says, "Hello, ladies.""
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"So, good news, right?"
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"It's just a robot."
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"Yes. Just a robot."
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"Origami."
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"Aw, look at that."
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