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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Party! (S01E01)

"a man with a high-pitched voice, or a normal woman."
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"Yuko, you can't keep me waiting that long."
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"You want to see Yuko tonight?"
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"But where can we meet? The office?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"I want to do it at my house."
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"I'll host a dinner party as a cover, and then afterwards,"
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"Yuko can put on a little show for me."
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"I have been working on"
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"some new tricks since Tokyo."
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"I think Yuko might be Italian."
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"Goodbye, Voorhees-san."
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"What are you doing? You have proof now."
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"Get up there and give him heck for fudge's sake, gosh dang it!"
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"Proof?"
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"I don't have anything, Kimmy,"
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"except her name and where I can catch them together..."
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"tonight at our dinner party."
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"Mister-murdey."
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"Murdery-pard... murd-murder mystery party."
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"I'll invite Julian's colleagues,"
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"all of our very best friends."
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"I'll be the perfect hostess,"
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"right until to the moment I humiliate him"
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"in front of everyone."
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"Oh, snap, boy-ee!"
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"Yo! MTV Raps."
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""Coming up this half hour,"
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"a new video from Naughty by Nature,"
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"but first, this bumpin' jam by Wreckx-n-Effect."
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"I'm Bill Bellamy. Peace!""
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"Call the caterers and the florist."
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"Arrange for music during cocktails."
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"Then go home and find something special to wear for tonight."
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"Special like that t-shirt I got at the mall opening?"
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"They shot it out of a cannon."
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"And before dinner, I need you to go to the drugstore..."
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"and buy some talcum powder."
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"For what?"
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"Is talcum powder part of your plan?"
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"Oh, yes, it is."
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"It sure is."
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"Titus, do you know any old white people songs?"
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"Girl, I'm from Mississippi."
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"When the Confederate flag is part of the state flag,"
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"you learn Caucasian culture."
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"I also know a lot about golf and World War II."
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"Well, I'm in charge of planning a party"
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"for Jacqueline tonight,"
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"which means I get to hire the musical entertainment."
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"You want me to sing?"
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"- For money? - Yep."
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"Kimmy, I have sung for alcohol and for pizza"
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"and, more than once, to get my shoes back,"
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"but I've never sung for money before."
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"I bet I can still fit into my tuxedo"
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"from my weddin... dong, ding-dong,"
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"Bells are fun to listen to."
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"They sure are."
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"But what am I gonna wear?"
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"This party is super fancy."
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"And these pants we found stuffed in the mailbox"
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"say "fancy" on the butt!"
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"I knew this day would come."
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"I must make you over."
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"It is the pact between my kind and yours,"
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"and in exchange, you buy us brunch sometimes."
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"You will be buying me brunch."
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"I feel like Cinderella."
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"And the birds and mice are helping!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Actually, Mrs. Voorhees invited me to the party."
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"She didn't invite you."
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"You work for us."
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"So don't act like you belong here."
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"Uh, Xan says what?"
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"What?"
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"Thought so."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, good, you're here. Shut the doors."
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"Kimmy, you'll notice I've seated Julian"
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"directly across from Yuko."
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"And have I mentioned to you my husband's fondness for feet"
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"and how he likes to..."
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"Gasm."
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"With Yuko right across from him,"
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"Julian won't be able to resist a little toe play,"
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"and that's where the talcum powder comes in."
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"When we all sit down for dinner,"
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"they'll have no idea the powder is even there"
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"when they go to town on each other."
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"And then after dinner, when they stand up"
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"in front of everyone..."
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"Mrs. Voorhees, you did it!"
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"I won't even have to say a word."
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"What was that about my hair?"
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"Now be a dear and get me a glass of champagne."
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"I need to look casual."
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"Jeez, I feel like I'm on Bravo."
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"That channel still shows operas, right?"
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"Why... me..."
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"Well, look at you, all fancy."
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"Sir, would you bring my car around?"
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"I don't think I can do this, Kimmy."
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"This is a real gig."
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"I don't have training like these guys."
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"And who's gonna come to this party?"
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"Fancy Manhattanoes?"
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"They're gonna realize that my cummerbund"
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"is just a piece of automobile tire."
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"Titus."
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"What did you say to me this morning?"
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"If you want to get by in this city,"
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"you just have to act like you belong, right?"
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"That is how I was briefly Gordon on Sesame Street."
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"Okay."
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"Champagne please. No ice."
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"Well, did it again."
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"Early to one of these things"
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