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Clips from Parks and Recreation - The Banquet (S01E01)

"Salvatore calls this hairdo "The Mayor.""
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"And yes, I will wear my hair like this"
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"when I am the first female mayor of Pawnee."
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"Oh, man, I am way overdressed."
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"What are you talking about? You look great. We look great."
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"Everyone's looking at us."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"- You want a drink? - Yes, I do very much want a drink."
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"That man is staring."
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"That's former City Councilman Frank Schnable."
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"Oh, we are in rarified air tonight, Ann. Rarified air!"
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"- He's coming over. - What? Okay. Be cool, be cool!"
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"I will try."
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"- Hello. - Hello, former City Councilman."
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"I am Leslie Knope. I am the daughter of the honoree this evening."
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"I just wanted to tell you that I think"
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"that what you two are doing is so brave."
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"Just being who you are."
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"I wish I had your courage."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"I enjoy government functions"
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"like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot."
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"But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp."
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"That's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food."
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"I'd go to a banquet and honor of those Somali pirates,"
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"if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp. Excuse me."
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"Hey, Table 12. Can I get a "what what?""
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"Wow."
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"Thank you."
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"I mean, Ann, you look stunning, but, Leslie, wow."
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"I was going for wow."
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"You got it."
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"I was told it was black tie."
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"I like your hairdo, Leslie."
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"Thank you, Ron."
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"It's just like my brother's. He's an officer in the Air Force."
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"Bacon-wrapped shrimp."
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"Oh. Thanks, I'm okay."
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"I wasn't offering."
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"Oh, Ann, don't look."
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"No, no, I said don't look."
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"Seated behind us is Janine Restrepo."
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"We need to rezone the pit to turn it into a park"
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"and she's on the zoning board."
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"Oh, what a night! Please."
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"This is so cool."
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"At that table are all eight living Tellenson Award winners."
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"Bert Winfield, Geoffrey Morglesberg, Quentin Arble, Dawn Krink,"
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"Michael Holloway, I don't know who that is, that's somebody's wife,"
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"Horace Rangel, Wilmer Vism and Oscar Pfortmiller."
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"Wait. Oscar Pfortmiller is dead."
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"That's his disappointing son, Theo."
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"Another dynasty. What a testament to my mother."
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"If a bomb went off in here, it would definitely make the Indianapolis papers."
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"Guys, we have to get me to talk to Janine Restrepo."
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"She's right behind us and she could rezone our park."
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"Well, then just go up there and say hello and start talking to her."
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"Brilliant political strategy, Mark."
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"Maybe I should mention her massive weight loss."
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"You're over-thinking this."
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"Here, I'm gonna pretend to be Janine Restrepo. You, be you. Go."
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"Hello, Madame Zoning Board Member Janine Restrepo."
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"I am Leslie Knope from the Parks... What are you doing?"
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"Oh, I'm Pawnee Zoning Board Member Janine Restrepo."
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"And I can do whatever I want."
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"Please, tell me about this park that you badly need rezoned by me."
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"Okay, well, I think it would be a good idea"
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"to have a multi-use community park. - Oh. Do you?"
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"- Oh! - Wait, what's that?"
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"What? I'm just former City Councilman Frank Whatever-The-Hell."
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"And I have more power than Janine Restrepo, so I can do whatever I want."
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"I don't even know if that's true or not."
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"Oh, my God, really? Well, I'm Marlene Griggs-Knope"
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"and I will destroy you all!"
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"What the hell are you guys doing?"
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"It's fun to pretend to be zoning board members."
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"Hey! Hi!"
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"Hey..."
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"My goodness. Look at you."
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"You like? I went to Salvatore."
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"Salvatore usually does men."
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"Usually."
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"- But this time he made an exception. - Hmm."
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"This is Ann Perkins."
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"Oh, right, Leslie's new friend."
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"Yeah, friend. She's... We're friends. Just friends."
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"I have a boyfriend. He's a man."
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"So, I need your advice. I'm seated near Janine Restrepo."
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"The queen of the zoning board?"
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"Am I the only Person here who doesn't know Janine Restrepo?"
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"I think she could be very useful. What's my in?"
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"Oh, let's see. You wrote a speech?"
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"Yes. It's 22 minutes long, with the song."
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"I could cut the song. The song's cut."
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"Scrap the whole thing."
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"Let's make the speech work for us."
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"Oh, politics! Yes! My mom is crazy good at this."
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"Okay, the two things you have going for you"
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"is your connection with me, of course,"
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"and the fact that Restrepo loves feeling important."
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"So make sure that you butter her up."
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"I will."
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"I'll make her feel like a human dinner roll."
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Leslie Knope, Marlene's daughter."
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"Marlene Griggs-Knope is my mom, but she's so much more than that."
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"She's also my mother. And together, we are the Knopes."
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"And if you weren't thinking it,"
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"you probably already said it, "political dynasty.""
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"Please save your applause until the end."
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"There are so many luminaries here tonight."
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"I mean, the list includes such amazing people as"
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"zoning board member Janine Restrepo,"
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"and others. In conclusion, my mom is Marlene Griggs-Knope."
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"And I am just so psyched that Janine Restrepo is here."
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"I love you, Mom."
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"And you, too, Janine."
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"- You're the man, Leslie! - Thanks, Tom."
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"Hi, Ann. I wish I could talk. Moving and shaking."
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"This is my evening. I'm Leslie's trophy wife."
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"I'd like to invite anyone who has a few words to say to Marlene"
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