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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away (S01E01)

"Thank goodness you've come."
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"Look."
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"Why, he's mending it with his own hands!"
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"See how he uses a spanner"
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"To tighten that nut."
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"Bicycle repairman, how can I ever repay you?"
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"Well, you don't need to, guv."
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"It's all right."
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"It's all in a day's work"
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"For bicycle repairman."
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"Our hero!"
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"Yes, wherever bicycles are broken"
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"Or menaced by international communism"
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"Bicycle repairman is ready..."
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"Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up..."
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"And shove them off the face of the earth."
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"Mash the dirty red scum!"
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"Kick them in the teeth where it hurts!"
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"Kill!"
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"Kill, kill!"
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"Filthy bastard commies!"
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"I hate them, I hate them!"
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"Ah!"
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"Ah!!"
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"Tea's ready."
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"Coming, dear."
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"Hello, children, hello."
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"Here is this morning's story."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Then we'll begin."
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"one day, ricky the magic pixie went to visit daisy bumble"
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"in her tumble-down cottage."
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"he found her in the bedroom."
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"roughly, he grabbed her heavy shoulders"
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"Pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her..."
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"old nick the sea captain"
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"was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow."
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"he loved the life of the sea"
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"and he loved to hang out down by the pier"
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"Where the men dressed as ladies..."
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"Oh... uh..."
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"rumpletweezer ran the dinky tinky shop"
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"in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush"
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"in the shade of the magic glade down in dingly dell."
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"Here he sold contraceptives and..."
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"Discipline..."
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"Naked..."
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"With a melon?"
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"benedictus benedicat"
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"pereusum christum dominum nostrum."
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"benedictus benedicat..."
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"pereusum christum dominum nostrum."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hello again."
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"Now here's a little sketch by two boys from london town."
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"They've been writing for three years"
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"And they've come up with a little number."
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"Here it is, it's called restaurant sketch."
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"It's nice here, isn't it?"
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"Oh, very good restaurant."
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"Three stars, you know."
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"Really?"
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"Good evening, sir."
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"Good evening, madam."
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"And may I say what a pleasure it is"
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"To see you here again, sir."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Hmm, well, there you are, dear."
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"Just have a look there."
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"Anything you like?"
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"The boeuf en croute is fantastic."
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"If I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine--"
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"The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations."
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"Mmm, that sounds good."
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"Anyway, just have a look."
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"Take your time."
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"Oh, by the way, I've got a bit of a dirty fork."
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"Could you get me another one?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Well, it's nothing."
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"I've got a fork-- a little bit dirty--"
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"Could you get me another one?"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, sir, I do apologize!"
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"Oh, no need to apologize, doesn't worry me."
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"Oh, no, no, no, I do apologize!"
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"I will fetch the headwaiter immediatement."
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"Oh, there's no need to do that."
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"Oh, no, no, I am sure the headwaiter"
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"He will want to apologize to you himself."
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"I will fetch him at once."
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"Well, you certainly get good service here, don't you?"
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"They really look after you, yes."
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"Excuse me, monsieur, madame."
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"It's filthy!"
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"Gaston!-- find out who washed these up"
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"And give them their cards immediately!"
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"Oh, no, no..."
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"No, better still-- Can't afford to take any chances--"
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"Sack the entire washing-up staff!"
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"No, look, I don't want to make any trouble."
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"Oh, no, please, it's no trouble."
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"It's quite right that you should point These kind of things out."
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"Gaston-- tell the manager What has happened immediately!"
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"No, no, please, I don't want to cause any fuss."
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"Please, it's no fuss."
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"We simply wish to ensure that nothing interferes"
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"With your complete en joyment of the meal."
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"I'm sure it won't."
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"It was only a dirty fork."
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"I know, and I'm sorry!"
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"Bitterly sorry!"
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"But I know that no apologies I can make"
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"Can alter the fact that in our restaurant"
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"You have been given a dirty, filthy..."
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"Smelly piece of cutlery!"
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"It wasn't smelly."
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"It was smelly!"
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"And obscene and disgusting!"
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"And I hate it, I hate it!"
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