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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Trust No Bitch (S03E03)

"I want you to know that you can trust him."
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"You can basically tell him anything you would tell me."
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"For example, don't be afraid to tell him that you spoke with her for several weeks"
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"and she offered you no medical care for your..."
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"Your mental condition."
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"You're really bad at your job, Mr. Healy."
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"Like, really bad."
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"You make me feel worse about myself every time we talk."
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"Berdie helped me."
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"I'm going now."
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"- We're ready. - You made that?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"As good as any tattoo gun you'll see in the real world."
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"I mean, almost."
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"This is a spinny thing from an old Discman,"
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"and that drives the needle that I snagged from the sweatshop."
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"Where did you find a Discman?"
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"One of the OG ladies."
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"She traded it for a fan. Thank God for hot flashes."
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"Add a little power."
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"And some ink."
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"Now all I need... is the girl."
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"I'm thinking an infinity symbol. I'm thinking a small infinity symbol."
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"Mmm-mmm. Cliché."
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"Said the girl with the..."
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"- Yeah."
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"Those are all pretty unique."
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"Let me surprise you. Unless you don't trust me."
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"I don't trust anybody,"
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"and I'm starting to have second thoughts about this."
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"Chicken. Come on, it's white ink."
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"You're not even gonna see it, not unless you're looking for it."
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"Fine. But subtle."
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, this hurts."
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"Um, I need a distraction."
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"Nope. That's not it at all. You need to do the opposite."
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"- You need to honor the pain."
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"Really feel it."
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"Tell yourself you're into it. It's your pain."
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"I'm into it?"
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"Yeah, you're really into it. You own it."
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"I'm gonna miss you."
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"At least now you'll have something to remember me by."
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"Something that both June and Joann don't realize."
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"Hold on, ladies. Ladies. Okay."
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"Sister, I got a favor to ask. Can I make a confession to you?"
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"Of sin or crime?"
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"Not that I'm qualified to handle either one."
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"Sin. Guilt."
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"How about I listen and advise?"
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"- You wanna wait till your show's over? - Oh, it's a repeat. Go ahead."
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"Okay, so, I had a grudge against this person,"
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"and she got herself into some trouble."
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"And I never spoke up"
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"and said, Hey, she's not really dangerous!"
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"It's never too late to do the right thing."
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"It is... if she's already in Seg."
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"Sophia's my friend,"
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"so forgive me if I have a hard time staying objective."
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"It's this place."
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"We're locked up, all of us in a cage."
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"And it brings out, man..."
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"it brings out the worst, most selfish parts."
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"It's this place."
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"It's us."
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"I didn't say anything either when they took Sophia to Seg."
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"We fail, and God forgives us, but..."
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"I don't know if we can ever really... forgive each other..."
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"or ourselves."
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"I guess you can say some Hail Marys."
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"I don't know what else to tell you. It's all wrong."
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"Enough, already. You're going to embarrass me."
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"Shh!"
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"Oh, my God. Please."
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"You want a little boy or not?"
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"They already told me last month it's a girl."
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"Hokey pokey can't change that."
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"Pretend like she ain't even here."
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"Let's get you set up."
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"- Okay. This may be a little cold. - Mmm."
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"Okay."
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"Everything's looking good."
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"Heart's beating like a little hummingbird."
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"And the..."
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"What happened?"
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"Uh, no, no. She's fine. It's just..."
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"she's a he."
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"It's rare that we're wrong on that, but..."
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"Yes! Amen!"
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"- I can see his little pee-pee right there!"
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"I still don't understand what I'm doing here."
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"- You a part of my Beit Din. - Excuse me?"
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"I'm converting."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"This here's Ginsberg. She's been helping me out."
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"And that's Boyle."
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"I know her name don't sound Jewish,"
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"but she Jewish on her mama's side, and her great-uncle died in the Holocaust,"
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"and she taught me the Hebrew alphabet for granola bars."
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"So, I'm here to present my case."
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"I'm here to ask three times"
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"and get told No and No, and then Yes,"
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"and then be a Jew."
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"I'm here to take the name Tova, which means good..."
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"because it's all good now."
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"I've been working for real, Rabbi. Try me."
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"...For serious!"
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"I'm ready to get my Jew on."
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"And it ain't just about the food, although the more I been learnin',"
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"the food a big part of it, am I right?"
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"She's been really dedicated."
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"Why she wants to go from being a hated minority"
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"to a double-hated minority is beyond me, but she's for real."
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"We've been studying, arguing."
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"Hey, uh, you wouldn't happen to be related to Aimee Tatelbaum, would you?"
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"She's my cousin."
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"Oh, my God! We were at Penn together."
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"Wait, Alan? Cousin Alan?"
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"I know some things about you. Oh, Alan."
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