Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Trust No Bitch (S03E03)

"And who shows up? Cesar and our cousin, Yas."
Orange Is the New Black
"Don't pretend like you ain't happy, 'cause I know you are."
Orange Is the New Black
"Ah, you don't know anything."
Orange Is the New Black
"You're happy, but you can't say it 'cause you gotta hate me."
Orange Is the New Black
"You said keeping the baby was the worst thing for her."
Orange Is the New Black
"Yeah, well, kids adapt."
Orange Is the New Black
"...Marc Anthony grew up in the projects"
Orange Is the New Black
"and now he's rich and got to stick it to J. Lo even though he's pocket-size."
Orange Is the New Black
"And this was about you."
Orange Is the New Black
"I know that feeling you got when you had her in your arms."
Orange Is the New Black
"And if that went away forever, you'd be all kinds of fucked up."
Orange Is the New Black
"You make her sound like she's drugs."
Orange Is the New Black
"The worst kind."
Orange Is the New Black
"She's gonna make you feel better than you ever thought you could,"
Orange Is the New Black
"then drain all your money and ruin your life."
Orange Is the New Black
"You're always gonna need her."
Orange Is the New Black
"And even when you hate her, you're gonna love her."
Orange Is the New Black
"Even when she's in prison with you."
Orange Is the New Black
"- Thank you. - Was that so fucking hard?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Nosing whiskey isn't like sniffing wine."
Orange Is the New Black
"Now, you'd fry your brain right out of your skull"
Orange Is the New Black
"with full nasal insertion into the tumbler."
Orange Is the New Black
"No, nosing is an art form of its own."
Orange Is the New Black
"All right, when you boys are ready, go ahead and imbibe."
Orange Is the New Black
"But don't swallow."
Orange Is the New Black
"Chew the scotch."
Orange Is the New Black
"Let it explore the different taste corners of your tongue."
Orange Is the New Black
"He stole all that fellating whiskey stuff from a YouTube video."
Orange Is the New Black
"You got something to say there, Danny?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Dad, uh, we just really need to get down to business."
Orange Is the New Black
"...Danny, I'm trying to teach you."
Orange Is the New Black
"It's all business."
Orange Is the New Black
"The club, the bullshit, it's a dance."
Orange Is the New Black
"Yeah, well, Burset comes out of the SHU. Cha-cha-cha."
Orange Is the New Black
"Uh, Burset comes out of the SHU."
Orange Is the New Black
"I heard you the first time."
Orange Is the New Black
"Where was your preamble?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Where was the lead-in where you reminded me"
Orange Is the New Black
"how you saved money on the fence repair and the new meal plan?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Come on, I taught you better!"
Orange Is the New Black
"Tell me about the new beds we're installing."
Orange Is the New Black
"Tell me how much more money we're gonna make."
Orange Is the New Black
"Mr. Pearson, we need to focus"
Orange Is the New Black
"on the people we're tucking into these new beds,"
Orange Is the New Black
"or any budget surplus we find"
Orange Is the New Black
"is going straight to fight one gross-negligence lawsuit after another."
Orange Is the New Black
"We have a chance to set the pace with Burset."
Orange Is the New Black
"We can't keep her in the SHU forever,"
Orange Is the New Black
"and the longer we do, the more we open ourselves up for..."
Orange Is the New Black
"Let me back you up here for a second, Joe."
Orange Is the New Black
"Ms. Burset is in protective custody,"
Orange Is the New Black
"- not solitary confinement."
Orange Is the New Black
"It's both one and the horrible same, sir."
Orange Is the New Black
"I understand."
Orange Is the New Black
"And we need to talk about updating our facilities and our policies"
Orange Is the New Black
"about their use as a long-term priority."
Orange Is the New Black
"- Well, how can a priority be long-term? - Uh, Danny..."
Orange Is the New Black
"No, no, no, a priority by definition is something that needs to happen right now."
Orange Is the New Black
"I think what Danny means..."
Orange Is the New Black
"No, no, no, no, he knows what I mean."
Orange Is the New Black
"What I mean is Burset comes out of the SHU,"
Orange Is the New Black
"- 'cause she didn't do anything wrong! - All right, son, all right."
Orange Is the New Black
"No, don't do that! That placating thing! You're doing it right now!"
Orange Is the New Black
"And you lied to me, and you did it to my face!"
Orange Is the New Black
"I told you we would look over our options."
Orange Is the New Black
"- We did..."
Orange Is the New Black
"...and there were none better. So you can either suck it up..."
Orange Is the New Black
"You know, fine! That's it! I quit!"
Orange Is the New Black
"Whoa, what's going on?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Yeah. Enjoy nose-fucking your whiskey!"
Orange Is the New Black
"This is out of line."
Orange Is the New Black
"Find anything good?"
Orange Is the New Black
"These donated books are the suck."
Orange Is the New Black
"I read that one already."
Orange Is the New Black
"Once you rebuild your bones with butter, you're gonna have to unclog your arteries"
Orange Is the New Black
"with, like, a Shop-Vac or something."
Orange Is the New Black
"It's kind of bullshit."
Orange Is the New Black
"Spoiler alert."
Orange Is the New Black
"Hey, um, thanks again for giving me a second chance, Chapman."
Orange Is the New Black
"I'm really grateful."
Orange Is the New Black
"Uh-huh."
Orange Is the New Black
"- Next!"
Orange Is the New Black
"Nah, we don't got that."
Orange Is the New Black
"All these new guards. Infiltrators."
Orange Is the New Black
"Next."
Orange Is the New Black
"Did you see the toothpick guy?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Uh, no. I've been laying real low."
Orange Is the New Black
"Don't turn around!"
Orange Is the New Black
"They're watching."
Orange Is the New Black
"There's the squirrelly dude who looks like a young Jack Nicholson,"
Orange Is the New Black
"who's always givin' everybody donuts."
Orange Is the New Black
"Then there's the high-school-looking kid"
Orange Is the New Black
"who uses that little baby face to get away with... something."
Orange Is the New Black
"And now, there's a toothpick guy. He started today!"
Orange Is the New Black
"Next."
Orange Is the New Black
"- Thanks. I'll be careful. - You will be dead."
Orange Is the New Black
"I haven't even gotten started on the black Mr. Clean over there."
Orange Is the New Black
"What, CO Please-and-thank-you? He's a teddy bear."
Orange Is the New Black
"Who are the Teddy Bears? Should I know about them?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Next."
Orange Is the New Black
"Ivory soap, Colgate, Diet Coke."
Orange Is the New Black
"Bad choice."
Orange Is the New Black
"Aspartame invented by Donald Rumsfeld in the '80s."
Orange Is the New Black
"Mind control."
Orange Is the New Black
"That's true."
Orange Is the New Black
"Seriously? You, too?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Did you know that Monsanto"
Orange Is the New Black
"gave Donald Rumsfeld $12 million for aspartame in 1985?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Yes."
Orange Is the New Black
"All right, we should talk."
Orange Is the New Black
"Soso, thanks for comin'."
Orange Is the New Black
"Please, have a seat."
Orange Is the New Black
"Are you okay?"
Orange Is the New Black
"You look, uh..."
Orange Is the New Black
"Did they give you your prescription at medical?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Well, sometimes it takes a couple of weeks to even out."
Orange Is the New Black
"What did you wanna see me about?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Berdie Rogers."
Orange Is the New Black
"Is she coming back?"
Orange Is the New Black
"Mr. Caputo is gonna be talking to several inmates about her conduct."
Orange Is the New Black
Show more clips