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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Trust No Bitch (S03E03)

"The body of Christ."
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"Amen."
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"The body of Christ."
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"- The body of Christ. - Amen."
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"- The body of Christ. - Amen."
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"The body of Christ."
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"- Amen. - The body of Christ."
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"Ah, look at my little princess."
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"You got Christ in your body now, dolly. That means you got responsibilities."
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"- I love this dress! - What's in your hand?"
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"I read in a magazine that white food makes you fat."
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"You didn't eat your Eucharist? She didn't eat her Eucharist."
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"You gotta eat the cracker, Lorna. The cracker's the whole point."
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"No, Mommy, the dress is the whole point!"
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"Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!"
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"- Should I remain silent? - Actually, I..."
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"I could use a nice chat."
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"You ever believe in anything, Red?"
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"Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova."
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"Her father drove a tractor and her mother worked in a textile plant,"
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"and she went to outer space in a rocket ship."
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"First woman to do that. I worshipped her."
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"What happened?"
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"Nothing, I still think she's terrific."
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"She's in her 70s now and she wants to go to Mars."
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"Put in a request with Putin."
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"Russians stay focused."
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"This doesn't feel like the good kind of silence."
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"It's not."
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"At least it's bread day."
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"And it's so over-toasted, you could pretend it was a cracker."
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"Wait."
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"I never doubted you, not for a second!"
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"Gently, gently. Hold it up."
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"It's her! It's exactly her!"
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"- Oh, my Norma! - Careful."
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"It's Toast Norma."
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"It's a miracle. Toast Norma!"
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"Toast Norma!"
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"It's like one of those 3D poster thingies from when we were kids."
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"You gotta wait a second to see it."
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"Praise be to Norma."
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"Her image has been emblazoned by the universe unto toast"
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"as a reminder of her power and goodliness here on this earth."
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"There's never any dignity at the end."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna check it out."
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"Gina. Gina... don't be a fool."
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"I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that's shaped like a scarab."
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"Doesn't make me Cleopatra."
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"Yo, Norma, you in their toast!"
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"...You in the toast!"
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"What's going on?"
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"- Gaze upon the glory of the toast. - You in the toast."
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"- Look at that! - Yeah, I don't see it. It..."
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"Oh, holy mother, there it is in, in the burn marks."
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"- Yeah! - Oh, it's beautiful!"
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"It's a gift. It's a gift."
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"It's a gift! Thank you. Thank you, Norma."
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"- It's so crazy. - Toast Norma."
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"It's a miracle."
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"- Norma, it looks just like you. - It's a real miracle."
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"- She's sleeping again. - What?"
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"Yo, Bennie."
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"- Wake up."
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"Bennie?"
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"Yeah, we checked out them foils, man."
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"You took, like, 100 Benadryls."
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"But the good news is your allergies are squared away for, like, a decade."
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"I still don't understand why we're helping her anyway."
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"She ain't one of us."
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"Because you have never been to Psych."
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"Nobody saved me from the SHU."
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"Well, eventually, you come back from the SHU."
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"And look, besides, as long as she with us,"
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"we're gonna be like the Tiger Woods of prison cliques."
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"Blasian is beautiful."
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"Hey, that's right."
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"Your skin doesn't have to be black, as long as your heart is black."
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"Um..."
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"She's sleeping again."
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"You've been pretty chill about all of this."
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"- Shh. - Man, what you doin', anyway?"
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"Well, for your nosy information, I'm working on my conversion essay."
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"- You still on that? - You damn right."
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"...No matter what they take from me,"
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"they can't take away my motherfucking kosher meals."
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"Okay. I got a Black Jew, I got an Asian Black,"
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"a bunch of race-squatting carpetbaggers."
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"You've disciplined your body in accordance with the teachings of blessed Elijah,"
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"for the glory of Allah."
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"But anything more, anything more,"
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"is self-aggrandizing and immodest, and I forbid it."
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"What about college?"
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"Running track can pay for it."
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"Not if it means running half-naked in public, like a common whore."
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"I can't compete wearing a tent."
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"She has a talent and a passion, and college,"
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"a good college, is out of reach without this."
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"Especially for a woman. Especially for a black woman."
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"- Money is not my god."
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"Maybe Allah ain't my god."
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"Maybe I don't want to be a proud daughter in the Nation of Islam."
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"I mean, at least she knows who the father is, right?"
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"Even if he's a shit-eating pussy who walked out."
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"Mmm."
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"That baby ain't never gonna hear the name Bennett."
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"My dad was either Julio, Rodrigo, or Chad."
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"My luck, it was fucking Chad."
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"- A mailbox that leaks pee. - Uh-uh."
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"I asked for a C-section,"
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"so my sails wouldn't be flapping in the wind."
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"I don't have anything flapping."
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"It feels like, you know, when you get punched in the eye and it swells shut?"
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"Except I got punched in the chocha."
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"You're back, and you didn't come talk to your mother?"
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"What kind of shit is that?"
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"I knew I didn't have to 'cause you're gonna butt in anyway."
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"You got what you wanted, didn't you?"
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"I was with my baby two hours,"
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"getting ready to hand it over to Pornstache's mom."
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