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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Trust No Bitch (S03E03)

"Thank you."
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"- Thank you... - No hugging. Mmm-mmm."
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"It's none of my business,"
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"but you know that teardrop under her eye isn't real, right?"
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"You're right. It's literally none of your business."
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"It's my business, and it's flourishing."
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"How do you think that's gonna look? Bringing back the agitator-in-chief?"
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"Like I am a good and benevolent dictator."
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"...Like King Wangchuck of Bhutan."
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"He created the Gross National Happiness scale"
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"so his people would be content and remain loyal."
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"And how did that work out for him?"
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"Yeah."
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"There's no such thing as a benevolent dictator,"
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"only a weak one, or a dead one."
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"He did not die. He abdicated voluntarily."
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"You know what I mean."
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"You're letting the fox back into the hen house."
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"You dumped me because I fired Flaca,"
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"and now you're criticizing me for bringing her back."
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"I broke up with you because you were being gross,"
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"and now you're being stupid."
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"That girl wants to fuck you over and get her prison cred back."
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"But you're right."
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"It's none of my business."
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"Godfather knows best."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"...What the fuck?"
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"Well, can't make it worse."
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"Seriously?"
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"You feed people food from the fucking floor, like we're animals?"
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"Maybe we should all get down on our knees and lick it up!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I'm kidding."
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"They doubled our order of slop this month, we can cover it."
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"What's gotten into you?"
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"It's not your problem."
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"She got man troubles."
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"Well, why didn't you say so?"
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"Don't give it back when you're done."
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"Not that kind of man."
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"What other kind is there?"
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"The kind with tits."
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"Burset? They took her to Seg."
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"I've had enough. What's done is done."
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"Let's not beat a dead horse."
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"Black Beauty was the one beat you."
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"- You ask me, it got what was coming. - Uh-uh."
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"- Don't blame me for what happened. - I'm giving you credit."
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"You were the one that started spreading all those rumors about her."
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"So I'll take credit, too. Mission accomplished."
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"You two need to clean this up."
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"I'll get the mop."
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"Gloria, sometimes there's a mess. It happens."
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"Yeah."
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"Something's the matter. I can tell."
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"I got this talent for knowing when things are bothering people."
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"Nothing's bothering me."
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"Yeah, something is. I can feel it in my elbow."
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"All the women in my family got the knowing elbow."
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"Yeah, well, something's bothering you, too."
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"I can feel it in my toe."
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"Which toe?"
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"Oh, you're bluffing."
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"All right, fine."
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"- You want me to say this? - Yeah."
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"I think we should end this."
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"Oh, no."
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"No, that is not what I was thinking at all."
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"It wasn't?"
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"No, I..."
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"I was thinking how hard gravity had been on me"
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"'cause I fell so far so fast for you."
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"I was gonna tell you I love you,"
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"and I ain't never said that to nobody, except this one guy before."
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"You telling me you don't love me?"
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"It ain't got nothing to do with feelings, okay?"
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"...I got crazy feelings for you."
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"Pauly D, JWoww 2010 kind of feelings."
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"- But that's the problem, you know? - I don't get that!"
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"They couldn't act on them."
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"JWoww had a boyfriend."
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"You got prison."
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"Well, there's nowhere to go."
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"It's like it's blue balls, but for my heart, Lorna."
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"No, this is not happening. I..."
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"I was saving this for my vision board."
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"But all vision, no action kills Hamlet, right?"
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"I guess. I don't really know."
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"It did. I saw the movie."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Come on, baby. What are you doing?"
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"I love you, Vince Muccio."
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"And I love everything that you've done for me,"
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"especially beating up that good-for-nothing Christopher,"
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"showing me what a real man looks like."
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"I wanna spend my life with you..."
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"and I don't wanna wait."
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"Inmate, back in your seat!"
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"I want you to marry me."
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"Morello, no touching! Back in your seat, now!"
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"Well, don't leave a girl hanging."
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"What do you say?"
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"You are the most amazing girl I have ever met, Lorna Morello."
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"I mean, it should be the guy doing the asking,"
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"but I gotta say there's something kind of hot about you"
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"down on your knees like that."
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"Yes."
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"- Yes. Yes, I will. - Oh!"
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"I will marry you. I will marry you."
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"I swear, I'm gonna be..."
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"such a good wife."
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"- The best. - The best."
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"I don't want you to go,"
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"but I think we should say goodbye so we can kiss. Yeah?"
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"Okay."
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"CO Ford, uh, we are done here."
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"Can we say goodbye and maybe kiss a little, please?"
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"All right, wrap it up."
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"Morello, wrap it up!"
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