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Clips from Orange Is the New Black - Trust No Bitch (S03E03)

"I don't want to be a fat person."
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"You know what? I had a really good day today."
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"I had a really good day today."
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"And I just wanted to come home and share it with you..."
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"and you don't care."
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"At all!"
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"What do you really want from me?"
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"My freedom."
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"I think you and your mother ought to go get an apartment."
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"- I'll help you pay for it. - You would do that?"
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"I'm surrounded by women in captivity all day long."
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"I don't need to come home to another one who feels like she's trapped in a cage."
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"Well, what you waiting for?"
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"Why don't you... put your fingers down her throat?"
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"Knowing what to do does not make me bottom bitch of the vomitorium."
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"Maybe stick your fingers down your own throat."
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"People see or hear other people puke, makes them wanna do it."
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"- Sympathetic vomiting."
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"Just... Fine, we wasting time."
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"- Just fuck it. - No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Ew."
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"- Easier cleanup. - Yeah."
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"Okay. Good. Go."
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"Okay."
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"Yes."
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"- Oh, Jesus!"
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"Ew!"
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"Chunks! That's nasty!"
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"Hmm, but look at all them pills."
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"Sympathetic vomiting."
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"Pull the drain."
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"Now, should we stick a needle in her heart or something?"
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"This ain't Pulp Fiction, and that ain't heroin."
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"Well, why ain't she awake?"
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"'Cause she ate fistfuls of pills like they was Tic Tacs"
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"- and she weighs three pounds. - Good point."
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"We gotta watch her and make sure she doesn't stop breathing,"
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"and if she does, we give her CPR."
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"Shit."
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"Look, if that happens, man, you giving her the mouth-to-throw-up-mouth, all right?"
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"She okay?"
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"There's no blood in it, so that's good."
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"- Huh."
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"She'll be fine."
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"Man, why this shit gotta happen on movie night?"
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"Anybody want some cigarettes?"
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"I found these hanging from the drain."
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"Relax. We go in, we make our case."
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"Uh-uh. With Dad, we go in with one agenda,"
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"we come out excited to do the exact opposite."
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"He's like a magical, manipulative wizard."
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"There is no way either of us are gonna walk out of there"
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"thinking it's okay to punish the victim of a hate crime."
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"Burset comes out of the SHU. That's our mantra."
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"- Burset comes out of the SHU. - There you go."
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"- Yeah. Burset comes out of the SHU. - Burset comes out of the SHU."
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"Well, why don't we just drive back there and let her out ourselves?"
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"Okay, suppose we do that. Then what happens?"
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"We probably get fired."
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"That's right. And then what?"
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"She gets thrown back in."
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"But this time, there's no one around to help her."
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"They'll bury her in there. You know that."
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"- Let's do this right. - You're walking into the lion's den."
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"I'm with a guy named Daniel."
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"No one calls me that."
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"And Danny in the Lion's Den sounds like the name of a picture book"
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"for slow, homeschooled kids."
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"- Joe, he's my dad. - And he's wrong."
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"You need to stand up to him, tell him that."
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"- He's gonna respect you for it."
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"And if he doesn't, he's your dad, he's still gonna love you."
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"Man, you know nothing about WASPs."
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"Maybe you need to bust out the eggs again, like in the old days."
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"Norma doesn't need that voodoo shit."
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"Well, maybe she does. I mean, no offense, Norma,"
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"but your latest gift seems to be making your flock disappear."
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"Those quitters aren't Norma's sheep. They're rats."
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"Don't rats leave the sinking ship first?"
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"Shut up, Angie. It's your fault everybody bailed."
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"What did Angie do?"
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"I ruined my miracle by getting thrown in the SHU."
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"Which was seriously the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
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"Even counting that time I smoked crack thinking it was meth"
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"and then took four shots of Everclear and ate cat poop."
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"Maybe those quitter, rat-sheep girls are a little right."
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"Like, if it was a miracle, shouldn't she be in France"
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"- or Albuquerque or something?"
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"I'm sorry, Holy Norma. I didn't mean to mess it up."
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"You'll go back to making people cry, but in a good way, really soon."
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"Get out."
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"I heard a rumor we're getting new beds."
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"Did your spirit friends have anything to do with that?"
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"Look, people love a sign, you know?"
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"We're all looking for a clue that there's a reason for things,"
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"that everything's not all random and lonely, you know?"
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"Maybe focus on another miracle... one some dummy can't fuck up."
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"What do you want, Gonzales?"
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"Straight-up gangsta, Chapman. Respect."
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"- I'm not the Godfather. - No. You're taller and tighter."
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"It was business."
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"So what's it gonna take for me to get back in?"
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"Have you actually seen The Godfather?"
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"You're the sour-pantied Luca Brasi."
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"You sleep with the fishes."
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"- I can help. - You're dead to me."
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"Basta."
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"Oh, come on, my mom is sick."
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"Really? Is that the best that you can come up with?"
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"No! For real."
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"She's got lymphoma,"
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"and the co-pays and shit are killing her faster than the cancer."
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"I gotta be able to help her."
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"But instead, I'm stuck in this shithole, barely making enough to pay for Pantene."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Come on, Chapman, please. I know you're a good person."
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"And think of all that sweet potorro tang I'm wasting."
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"I'm begging and I don't do that 'cause I got Latin pride and shit."
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"But I'm begging you for this, 'cause it's real stuff going on."
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"You start off at a lower rate than everybody else."
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