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Clips from The Great North - Dances with Wolfs Adventure (S02E02)

"Can anyone answer"
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""What is this a picture of?""
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"Oh, I can answer that one for you, Coach Kiely."
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"That's a mom who's dating again."
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"And that kid's feeling extremely bad"
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"'cause his whole family sitch is about to go kablammo."
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"Yeah, it happened to me and Moon, am I right?"
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"- Mm. - Moon's just being quiet"
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"because he's avoiding the truth"
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"about how devastatingly upset he is."
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"He's like Meryl Streep's character in Doubt."
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"Sister Aloysius?"
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"Has no one here seen Doubt?"
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"Yes. I watch it every year on my birthday."
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"All I'm saying is, you got to face the hard stuff head-on."
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"Otherwise one day..."
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"you'll just explode."
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"I don't want to explode."
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"No, no, no, you're safe. You're safe, Russell."
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"Wolf, as the other adult here, I was wondering"
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"if you might help me set up our next activity?"
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"Oh, fo sho. Moon, don't worry."
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"I'm just gonna be up there at the board helping Coach Kiely."
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"I am not abandoning you like Mom did."
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"Oh, good. But if you did want to wait in the car till we're..."
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"I'm here, buddy. I'm here."
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"All right."
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"It looks like the eagle has landed. Somewhere else."
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"- I'm just gonna go mail my rewritten letters. - Okay."
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"I'll just enjoy my seat heater while you're gone."
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"I know there's not a tiny campfire in here,"
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"but I sure have fun pretending there is."
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"Could I bother you for a roll of stamps?"
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"And if you have any fun ones, like Beach Snoopy"
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"or a hamburger with eyeballs,"
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"I could really use a pick-me-up."
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"We only carry bald eagle Forever Stamps."
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"- Of course you do. - I was able to overhear"
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"your little chat with Roy the other day."
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"Because I was actively eavesdropping."
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"You must be pretty mad about Toby taking your stuff."
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"Oh, girl, no!"
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"I thought about it, and, uh, I love it."
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"Roy and Toby went home already."
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"Well, then yeah! I'm furious!"
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"But what can I do?"
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"I know exactly what you can do."
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"So, there's no rule preventing an animal"
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"from holding a city council seat here in Lone Moose."
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"But there is a minimum age required"
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"18."
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"But get this-- the average eagle's lifespan"
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"is only 18 years."
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"And I suspect Toby is an early adolescent,"
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"based on his talon size."
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"And his constant masturbation."
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"Toby is in violation of town code?"
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"Exactamundo."
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"Bring this to Roy and demand that Toby steps down."
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"I would've done it years ago,"
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"but it's political suicide"
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"and I have dreams."
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"To put it simply, I would like to be"
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"president of the United States."
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"You didn't get me my mitten back, Roy."
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"So now... I'm coming for your bird."
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"Ooh, I just gave myself chills."
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"So, you'll write something that actually contributed"
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"to your parents' split,"
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"because it-- say it with me..."
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"Wasn't my fault. - Correct."
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"For instance, in my divorce,"
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"it's not my fault that Samantha and I had different ideas"
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"about saving money."
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"So, I might write "money.""
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"Samantha also refused to eat peas like a normal woman"
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"and instead would bring the whole plate--"
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"the whole plate-- up to her lips"
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"and roll them into her open mouth."
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"So, I also might write "peas.""
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"Debbie, why don't you start?"
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"Okay. My dad quit his job to record an album"
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"called Simply Ken."
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"And, now, here I am."
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"Well, let's see. Uh..."
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"It was totally not my fault."
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"My mom-- also Moon's mom-- just met another guy."
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"At the dance studio in Death Cliff."
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"He was actually my instructor, Marcus."
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"And I introduced them."
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"On the evening of my first recital."
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"I remember standing backstage."
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"But I didn't even get to perform, because I saw..."
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"Mom?"
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"And Marcus?"
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"Kissing?!"
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"Paul Simon's Pee-Pee!"
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"It was my fault!"
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"It was all my fault."
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"This club is a lie."
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"And this banana split is a lie banana split."
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"Wolf, I can see that you're in, uh, a lot of pain."
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"But you're scaring everyone."
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"Russell's day terrors are back."
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"- I'm sorry,"
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"but I have to ask you to leave."
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"But what about Moon? He really needs me in there."
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"I don't think you can help your brother"
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"till you help yourself, Wolf."
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"Okay. I understand."
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"May I make myself a replacement banana split to go?"
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"Okay, I'm going."
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"♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪"
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"♪ I really don't think Wolf's strong enough, oh! ♪"
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"Uh, no, Ham, it doesn't come like that."
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"I make the bacon into a little smile on the pancake."
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"What about the French toast with the strawberry lips?"
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"Are you asking me if the toast has lips, son?"
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"- Morning, Honeybee. Where's Wolf? - He's in the guesthouse."
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"He's upset, but I don't know what's wrong."
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