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Clips from The Great North - Dances with Wolfs Adventure (S02E02)

"He said it had something to do with cleaning out the van."
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"I bet he found an old English muffin and ate it again"
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"and doesn't want to tell me he has diarrhea."
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"I'll go check on him."
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"All right, I'm off to confront Roy."
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"We'd better come with you. You know, as backup."
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"Also, maybe I want Mr. Wind"
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"to run his fingers through my hair again."
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"- Wolf? - Oh, hey, Moon."
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"You can tell Coach Kiely that I can buy my own ice cream,"
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"'cause I'm a big boy with money."
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"I probably won't tell her that."
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"- Hey, do you maybe want to go do something? - Why?"
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"I'll just end up ruining something perfect."
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"Like I ruined Mom and Dad's marriage"
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"and your divorce club"
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"and these pajamas."
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"Okay. But the thing is,"
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"in health class, they told us we need to start wearing deodorant,"
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"so I need to go to the drug store in Death Cliff."
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"Oh, Drug Cliff?"
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"They have a sick ibuprofen selection."
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"Yeah. Dad's busy, so I was hoping you could take me."
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"Okay, fine."
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"But I'm not changing out of these pajamas."
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"Not for anyone. Ever."
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"Except maybe for Barack Obama, if he were to ask."
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"Or Michelle."
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"Or Malia. Or Sasha."
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"If I'm not back in 15 minutes,"
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"honk the horn three times and drive through his front door."
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"Or we could come with you."
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"Thanks, Beef, but this is between the bird and the bee."
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"And the Roy."
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"Oh, you guys want to play Action Movie while we wait?"
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"Way ahead of you!"
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"Ooh, I hear someone outside."
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"Must be your birthday present getting delivered,"
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"my handsome Tobe-lerone."
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"Oh, it's you."
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"You've been a bad boy, Roy."
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"Don't mind the filing cabinets."
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"I feel it's important to keep paper copies"
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"of all the town budgets because..."
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"what if they hack the server?"
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"What if who hacks the server?"
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"Well, there are a lot of threats out there."
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"Like, I don't know what it is,"
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"but I keep hearing about Mario Kart?"
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"Well, I just came to show you this."
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"Toby's too young to hold office. Legally."
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"Either he steps down or I go public."
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"Oh, no. What have I done?"
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"I'm so sorry to the people of Lone Moose."
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"Uh, they trusted us."
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"And I'm sorry to you."
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"I never wanted to violate town code."
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"- So you knew? - Of course I knew."
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"I have that book memorized. I-I love town code."
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"More than anything in the world."
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"Well, except Toby."
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"If you love it so much, why'd you break the code, Roy?"
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"I've always wanted to work on the council."
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"Ever since I was a little boy."
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"But people wouldn't elect me."
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"They found me dry or boring."
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"After a couple failed campaigns,"
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"I gave up my dreams and moved out here."
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"And that's when I was first attacked by Toby."
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"But then, much later, he befriended me."
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"Because I left out a ton of meat for him."
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"Then I read about a guinea pig who was"
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"Alaska's lieutenant governor"
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"- in the 1950s... - Wait,"
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"a guinea pig was lieutenant governor?"
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"Eh, for a brief time."
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"He died in office. He overheated."
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"You're really not supposed to put them in little suits."
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"But inspiration struck."
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"I put Toby on the ticket with me and, voilà,"
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"I wasn't just the boring guy with the plan for sewage reform."
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"I was the boring guy with the plan for sewage reform"
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"and the eagle. We won!"
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"All I ever wanted to do was help this town."
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"And be best friends with an eagle."
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"And I was living the dream."
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"But I guess we flew too close to the sun."
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"I mean, he did. I-I can't fly."
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"Toby and I will resign at the council meeting."
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"- We won't work together anymore,"
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"but he'll still be my guy."
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"You really do love that bird, huh?"
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"He's my best friend."
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"My only friend."
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"But rules are rules."
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"At least I lived my dream for a little while."
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"You got me fair and square."
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"Oh, my God. I'm a dream killer."
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"I'm taking away this man's kite camp."
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"Hold on."
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"Roy, if there's one thing I don't do,"
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"it's steal people's dreams."
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"If I can help you fix this problem,"
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"can you get my mitten back from Toby's nest?"
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"He might bite me."
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"Like, a lot. But I can try."
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"Let me look at that town code real quick."
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"- Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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"Don't drive into the house, guys!"
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"We're kind of friends now!"
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"All right, time to get you some deodorant."
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"And I might treat myself to a tiny little bottle of shampoo."
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"I love to imagine I'm a giant who's washing his hair."
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"Wolf, I don't actually need deodorant."
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"I brought you here to deal with your past."
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"Oh, no! I forgot"
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"the ding dang dance studio was here!"
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"Mambo number crap!"
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"Uh-uh, uh-uh. No way. No, no, no, no."
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"Wolf, this is what the Saturday Splits is all about."
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