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Clips from The Great North - Dances with Wolfs Adventure (S02E02)

"I decided to squash the corruption from within,"
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"by running for city council."
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"Because I lived in Toby's district,"
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"I had to run against the bird."
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"I thought it would be pretty easy, but then"
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"it came time for the debate."
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"Back to what I was trying to say"
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"- about gutter repair."
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"The safety of our gutters..."
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"Every time I would try to speak, he would shriek over me."
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"The crowd loved it."
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"I like when the eagle shrieks."
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"People always vote for the guy"
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"they want to have a beer with."
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"And that guy was Toby the Eagle."
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"Well, if we can't get the eagle off the council,"
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"maybe I could at least get my mitten back from his nest?"
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"Well, good luck with that."
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"When Toby stole Zoya's wig at the Fall Frenzy Dance,"
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"Roy claimed he'd bought the wig for Toby."
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"That bird runs this town."
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"Well, I'm not taking this lying down."
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"I can't walk around with just one mitten on."
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"I'm gonna make Roy a gift basket"
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"with some of my dad's chocolate fudge in it"
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"and politely ask him to get my mitten back."
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"My dad always used to say,"
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""Once they taste that fudge, they can't hold a grudge.""
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"My parents are technically"
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"still happily married,"
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"but my mom started DVR-ing Dateline,"
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"so I feel that she's going to kill my dad."
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"Sorry, Bethany."
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"- Moon? Your turn. - Oh."
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"I'm still very upset about divorce."
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"And the only thing that makes me feel better is ice cream,"
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"so why don't we crack open those tubs and..."
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"Well, not quite yet."
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"First I got to pop in this DVD from headquarters."
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"♪ When bananas split, what does it mean? ♪"
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"♪ Come sit down and eat some ice cream ♪"
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"♪ What happened to Mom, and where is Pop? ♪"
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"♪ Let's talk about divorce with a cherry on top ♪"
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"Saturday Splits. ♪"
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"Hi, everybody, I'm actress Lisa Rinna."
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"I've been happily married for 25 years to Mr. Harry Hamlin,"
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"but my character Taylor's divorce from Kyle McBride"
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"in season six of Melrose Place"
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"was one of the hardest things I've ever gone through."
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"But it taught me that while divorce is painful,"
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"it's not always bad."
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"Just like this banana that is split in two."
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"The splitting of your parents may be the very thing"
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"which creates space"
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"the ice cream, the whipped cream, and of course,"
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"the cherry on top."
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"Mmm. Now, that's good."
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"That's frickin' beautiful, Lisa."
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"I'm sorry for lying to you about"
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"this ice cream-based divorce club."
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"Don't be sorry. I just don't know why"
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"you'd hide something this amazing from me."
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"Sundaes, emotional deep dives, Coach Regina Kiely?"
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"This club has everything."
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"I mainly didn't tell you because I thought if Dad"
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"learned about my gigantic helping of ice cream here,"
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"he might not give me my gigantic helping of ice cream at home."
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"I would never let that happen to you."
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"But also, you can talk to me"
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"about Mom and Dad's divorce anytime."
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"- I'm here for you. - Thanks."
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"But again, I only do it for the ice cream."
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"Yeah, sure. Just like how I only watch"
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"Quebec's Quiche Queens because Honeybee likes it."
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"But if I happen to be taking a master class"
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"in Canadian female friendship along the way, so be it."
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"Are you two Tobins doing okay out here?"
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"Sorry for getting so emotional in your doorframe earlier."
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"Don't be sorry. Mm-mm."
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"Even if you're an adult, you're still a child of divorce."
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"Why don't you come on in, grab a split,"
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"and stay for the wrap-up song?"
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"It's "Believe" by Cher."
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"Are you frickin' kidding me?"
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"How could I say no to that? ♪"
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"To that, to that... ♪"
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"Well, hi, there."
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"I'm just hoping to see Councilman Roy."
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"- He's right there. - Stephanie?"
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"Did you check the schedule?"
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"- You're wide open. - Great."
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"- How can I help you, ma'am? - Well, your bird..."
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"- Toby. - Yes. Toby."
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"He stole some items from me, including my pen pal letters,"
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"which I believe he mostly ate, and a single mitten,"
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"which I would like to get back."
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"I see. You have a formal complaint"
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"against a fellow councilperson."
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"Business like that is addressed during our council meetings."
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"But your bird stole from me."
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"I saw my mitten in the nest outside."
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"I just want you to get it back from your pet."
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"If you are requesting something of monetary value from the city,"
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"you can fill out a request form and, again,"
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"bring it to the council meeting."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have to concentrate really hard when I write,"
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"or my writing is illegible."
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"Okay, well. Here's a basket with grudge fudge."
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"- I cannot accept this bribe. - It's not a bribe."
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"Forget it. Forget it! - I won't forget it."
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"I'm writing down a note here on my pad,"
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"and I'll speak to you about it at the council meeting."
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"Oh, no, oh, no. Help! My basket!"
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"All right, Toby. I give up."
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"I can't kill you with kindness and I can't kill you"
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"with anything else, because you're endangered."
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"So I'm gonna go home and watch Quebec's Quiche Q--"
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"Quebec's Quiche Queens until I calm down."
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"It's impossible to say and impossible to turn off."
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