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Clips from The Great North - Beef's in Toyland Adventure (S02E02)

"Hi. I'm Wade."
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"Nice to meet you. I'm Honeybee,"
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"and this is my husband, Wolf."
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"And I'm Wolf. Uh, uh, what brings you to Lone Moose?"
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"A high-end modeling job?"
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"No. I'm actually here visiting my aunt."
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"And I wanted to come check out the Lone Moose Mall."
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"I just really like shops."
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"And it's always interesting to see a new parking lot."
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"Yeah, Lone Moose rips so hard, brother."
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"Hey, Wade, we would be terrible Lone-Moosers"
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"if we didn't offer to buy you"
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"a Welcome to Lone Moose welcome lunch."
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"Huh?"
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"I love lunch."
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"I tend to eat it after breakfast."
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"Not right after, but a few hours after."
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"Great. And we have a hookup at the Point & Shoot."
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"We can get you five percent off any family portrait set."
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"Oh... my... God."
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"Should we all go get a group photo right now?"
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"- Should we just do it? - Uh, actually,"
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"I still have some shopping to do."
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"I need to get one dozen pairs of white socks."
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"But I guess lunch would be okay afterwards."
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"Yeah, totally. Let's just see where the day takes us."
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"Okay. I'll, uh, meet you at the food court in two hours?"
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"Not if we meet you first."
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"I'm sorry, did you want to meet sooner?"
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"Two hours is perfect. See you then."
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"Not if we see him then first."
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"Brunhelga, I'm so glad you could join us on our journey."
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"Pietr is my first mate."
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"You can be my second mate."
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"What do I do,"
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"spread mustard on the deck?"
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"Dip the ropes in mustard?"
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"Don't worry. I'm here to help you."
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"I'm the captain."
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"Ja, we just listen to him"
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"und everything will be fine."
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"It's a big responsibility to be the captain."
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"So big, in fact, that I can't express it in words."
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"I can only express it in..."
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"I hope he says "a sea shanty.""
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"...a sea shanty!"
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"♪ Well, gather around and I'll tell you a tale ♪"
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"♪ Of a man named me who loves to set sail ♪"
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"♪ I enjoy being captain but I don't ever gloat ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause if things go wrong, I go down with the boat ♪"
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"'♪ Cause if things go wrong, he goes down with the boat ♪"
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"♪ He's in charge of the barge, he's the skip of the ship ♪"
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"♪ With a pipe in his mouth and a pretzel at his hip ♪"
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"♪ He looks to the sea and he looks to the sky ♪"
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"♪ And he makes good decisions so we all don't die ♪"
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"♪ When it comes to captains, I think Rolf's a genius ♪"
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"♪ And he doesn't mind I have no legs or penis ♪"
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"♪ No, he doesn't mind that I have no legs or penis ♪"
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"♪ I'm in charge of the barge, I'm the skip of the ship ♪"
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"♪ With a pipe in my mouth and a pretzel at my hip. ♪"
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"Okay, so what's the plan?"
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"Obviously, we become best friends with Wade,"
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"probably go on a life-changing road trip together."
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"- But then what? - I don't know."
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"But this guy should be acting in movies."
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"That's it. That's it!"
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"Oh, we already have a videography company,"
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"so why not branch out into celebrity management, too?"
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"So we'd sign Wade as a client?"
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"Okay, but what does a manager do?"
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"We get him jobs in Hollywood."
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"He could be the new the Rock."
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"U-Uh, no offense to the old the Rock."
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"Yeah, but how do we do that?"
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"Uh, we'd probably make some-some phone calls?"
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"You know? To the people who give out the Hollywood jobs."
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"A-And emails, of course. Can't forget that part."
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"And we should probably get an assistant."
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"I'm gonna be nice to her, but every once in a while,"
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"I'm gonna have to be firm."
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"Ooh, maybe this can help us."
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"There Will Be Mud: A Hollywood Survival Guide"
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"to Get You Winkin' Like Lincoln by Daniel Day-Lewis."
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"Ooh, or maybe this one: I Did Do That"
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"by the guy who played Urkel."
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"Comrades, we have made good time,"
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"and our voyage nears its end."
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"Should we sing the song praising the captain again?"
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"Well, gather around and I'll tell you a tale ♪ Dad?"
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"- Of a man... ♪ - Oh, hi."
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"Whoa. Um, what are you doing?"
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"I wa..."
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"I wasn't playing with toys."
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"I was just organizing this boat on the carpet"
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"and-and now I'm done."
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"So, you built our little figurines a ship?"
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"- It seems that way. - And you're acting out a scene"
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"pretending to be a captain on an imaginary boat?"
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"- Yes, I guess I was. - Dad, this is very weird,"
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"but also fun that you're doing this?"
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"I'm all in. Can I be Pietr?"
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"I've always wondered what it's like to be trapped in a cup."
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"Remember? That's how I broke Mom's oversized wineglass."
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"Oh, right, that's when she started drinking from a vase."
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"So, what's the story?"
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"Well, Rolf is a competent captain"
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"with the respect of the crew."
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"And Pietr wanted to be a captain,"
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"but he got trapped in a stein."
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"- Hmm. - What do you mean, "hmm"?"
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"Maybe we should shake things up"
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"and, uh, I'll be the captain for a while."
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"There are two things you don't shake up, Judy:"
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"sodas and the chain of command."
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"And now, let us resume our voyage."
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"Well, Pietr, we should be at Fireplace Island very shortly."
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"JUDY Hmm, I feel like we'd miss out"
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"if we didn't visit Coffee Table Cove."
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"Some say there's treasure buried beneath it."
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"But as the captain, I wouldn't want to risk our voyage"
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