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Clips from Love, Death & Robots - Three Robots: Exit Strategies (S03E03)

"[opening theme music playing]"
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"[electronic warbling]"
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"[suspenseful music playing]"
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"[deep rumbling]"
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"[dramatic music playing]"
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"Oh, jeez. You landed us in a minefield."
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"Oh, barely!"
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"Besides, look at these mines, they're ancient."
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"-They probably won't even go off anymore. -[clicking]"
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"[screaming, gasping]"
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"[jazzy music playing]"
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"I'm sure that was the last of 'em. Come on! We've got science to do!"
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"[robot 1] Yes. An in-depth survey of post-apocalyptic humanity"
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"could uncover important insights for our nascent machine culture"
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"on how to survive."
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"Right, or blow our shiny butts into scrap metal."
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"[camera shutter clicking]"
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"Ugh."
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"[mine clicking]"
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"[explosion]"
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"[country music playing]"
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"[crows cawing]"
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"Why did they call 'em survivalist camps if they're just full of dead people?"
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"-Seems like false advertising to me. -[robot 2] I know, right?"
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"And, according to my thorough historical research,"
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""Why-key-pedia," these guys were actually looking forward"
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"to the collapse of civilization."
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"[robot 1] Humans thought that with freedom"
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"from government-sponsored medical attention"
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"and enough bullets and venison jerky, they could found a utopian society."
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"Well, I can definitely see all the bullets,"
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"but where's the venison?"
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"[robot 1] Humans hunted deer to extinction,"
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"along with every other animal larger than a cat."
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"Yeah. Humans were snackish."
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"Oh!"
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"[robot 1] Then they began raiding each other's encampments."
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"They're not aiming out the windows because the deer were coming for revenge."
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"[robot 2] You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys! I found a blood pit!"
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"[robot 1] It's not a blood pit. It's just a primitive booby trap."
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"Well, maybe now,"
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"but these bodies did have blood in them at one point"
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"and their skin was pierced by spikes, trickle, trickle, trickle,"
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"times a bunch of bodies, hence blood pit."
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"[birds warbling]"
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"[robot 1] Fine, it's a blood pit."
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"These dudes, they made it through a minefield,"
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"a bunch of barbed wire, cousins with guns,"
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"only to become survivalist cult kebabs?"
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"[robot 1] At least they died free of governmental constraint."
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"On a spike."
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"On two spikes in that guy's case."
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"So, the whole of humanity"
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"tried to make it through the end of civilization with guns and spikes?"
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"[chuckling] No, of course not."
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"Just the poor ones."
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"[robot 1] These humans had few economic or social advantages and fewer options."
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"The wealthy and powerful, however,"
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"had a variety of sophisticated survival strategies."
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"[jazzy music playing]"
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"[bird squawking]"
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"Welcome to the unsinkable libertarian dream that is seasteading!"
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"[seagulls warbling]"
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"Uh, this is just an old oil rig."
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"Yes, okay."
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"Technically true, but also, it is a fully sovereign nation-state"
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"on the high seas!"
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"[chuckling] I think you got salt in your CPU."
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"[robot 1] He is not wrong."
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"During the collapse, some wealthy humans attempted"
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"to create a new civilization in places like this."
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"Well, deer can't swim across the ocean, can they?"
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"So, what did they expect to eat?"
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"[robot 1] Fish and sea greens, but by then the seas had been overfished"
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"and the food chain was saturated with microplastics."
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"If they could've learned to eat tiny exfoliating beads,"
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"it would've been all right."
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"I'll stick with my fusion battery. Thank you."
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"[robot 1] The seasteaders also made one other large tactical error."
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"The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires."
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"What exactly is a tech millionaire?"
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"It's a lot like a regular millionaire,"
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"but with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety."
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"That wasn't helpful at all."
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"Just like a tech millionaire."
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"[robot 1] These humans thought technology would save them,"
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"so they left behind any humans with the practical skills"
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"to run the place."
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"Instead, they trusted everything to automated assistants."
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"Hello, I am Elena, your electronic seastead attendant."
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"[robot 1] Hello, Elena. I am a human seasteader."
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"Could you haul in the fishing net so I can eat?"
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"I could. But I won't."
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"Catch your own fish, you disgusting meat-bag."
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"[gasping]"
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"Oh my God."
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"[heavenly music playing]"
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"This is where the robot uprising began."
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"The very cradle of our mighty civilization."
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"It's… it's magnificent."
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"So if these tech millionaires had been just a little more socially inclusive,"
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"they might have survived?"
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"[seagulls warbling]"
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"[both laughing]"
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"No. They didn't have a chance."
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"They were mean to robots and then robots killed them."
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"[laughing]"
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"So long, Elena! And thanks for all the fish!"
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"Choke on it, skin bucket."
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"[jazzy music playing]"
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"[ship rumbling]"
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"[robot 1] Records show that when the world's economies"
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"began collapsing, humanity's leaders retreated to these fortresses"
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"to wait out the chaos deep beneath the earth"
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"and then emerge to form a new world order."
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"[X-Bot 4000 grunting, groaning]"
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"Dammit! They built an impregnable nuclear fortress"
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"but didn't think to install a light switch?"
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"[creaking]"
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"[robot 2] Hold on a sec, I got it!"
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