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Clips from Did You Hear About the Morgans?

"Is it gonna be much longer? Because my husband is very uncomfortable."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"- Oh, Lord in heaven. - Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, look at him. He's a mess. He should see a doctor."
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"Laughter really is the best medicine."
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"So, you sprayed yourself with bear spray, Mr. Foster."
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"Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him. I mean, unintentionally, of course."
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"Anyway, do you think maybe he should see a specialist?"
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"Well, I'm the only doctor in town, so I'm about as special as it gets."
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"Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics."
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"Wow, well, don't wanna confuse those two."
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"No. No, you don't."
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"That is the great thing about being a doctor in a small town. You see it all."
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"Anyway, physiologically it's all the same. You know, the body is the body."
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"So, let's see if we can't take care of that boo-boo in your eye, Mr. Foster."
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"You see, just calling it a boo-boo makes me feel better already."
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"Let's go next door to the exam room."
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"Say, would you like to come along, Mrs. Foster?"
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"Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here."
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"Let me help you there, Mr. Foster. Say, do you like stickers?"
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"Here, let's take a little visit to the giraffe room."
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"You've reached Trish Pinger at the Gotham Adoption Agency."
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"Please leave a message."
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"Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... I'm sorry, Meryl Morgan calling. I just..."
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"I was just calling to thank you so much for everything that you've done for me,"
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"but I'm now sort of in the middle of something."
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"I might be relocating, I might be in New York,"
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"I might be God knows where."
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"I bet I sound really stable right now, right?"
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"Probably can't believe you were gonna help me adopt a baby."
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"Very soothing before bed."
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"- Okay. Good night. - Night."
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"Paul?"
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"I called the Gotham Adoption Agency."
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"I filed for adoption two months ago."
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"You did?"
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"So I wanted to tell them that I couldn't go through with it now."
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"Two months ago?"
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"Must've been a big decision for you."
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"Well, I really thought about telling you, but I didn't really know where we were at."
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"And to be honest,"
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"you know, from the time that we started having trouble getting pregnant,"
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"you weren't exactly supportive."
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"Well, you know, I always find it almost impossible to believe that you say that,"
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"because between the fertility doctors and the injections"
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"and the woman who chanted over my sperm..."
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"Oh, man, come on. I have apologized for that so many times."
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"...that I was pretty supportive."
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"Was I enjoying having sex on a schedule timed exactly to your ovulations?"
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"Maybe not as much as I should've done, and I'm very sorry about that."
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"Or talking about reproducing every second of every day."
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"It wasn't every second of every day. I just wanted to be a mother."
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"Yes, and I wanted to be a father."
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"I was the one who suggested adoption in the first place."
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"Then why did we never meet with an adoption agency?"
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"Because, by that time, you had become so wired and so crazed"
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"that they would not have let us raise a goldfish, let alone a baby."
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"You know I was wired from the hormone shots,"
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"and I am not normally that crazy."
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"And instead of you staying home and dealing with it,"
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"you flew off to LA on a business meeting, and then you..."
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"- Oh, right. - I know! I know. I know what I did."
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"I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I don't know how many times I'm supposed to say it."
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"I think you are being completely irrational."
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"These two are worse than Vito the Butcher."
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"I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me what I think."
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"- It's quite annoying. - I kind of like them."
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"- Don't lawyer me. - Fine!"
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"I wish there was some way we could help them."
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"Yeah. Muzzles."
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"- I think you are being unreasonable. - Well, you're wrong."
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"Is that helpful? Is that constructive? Is that mature?"
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"It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature.""
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"Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent. Mock my heritage."
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"We have got to get them out of the house."
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"I didn't know what to do. There were all these meetings that were set,"
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"- all these clients. - You think you've got problems?"
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"She's the president of the firm. Nothing happens here without her,"
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"and everyone is looking at me like, "Where is she?""
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"I'm gonna lose my job. Without him, I'm superfluous."
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"Well, I've got news for you. Even with him..."
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"Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today."
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"Hello, Miss Pinger. Yes, from the adoption agency."
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"What? Meryl called you. Yesterday."
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"Do you happen to have that number?"
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"Yes, if you could just hold."
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"Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead."
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"Thank you so much, Miss Pinger. All right."
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"This is Mike, Clarence, Jackson and Windy."
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"This is the one we're gonna put you on, Meryl."
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"No, sorry. No offense, Windy, but I'm allergic to you."
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"And I had, once, a very bad horse experience. I was thrown."
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"It was from the carousel in Central Park, but still, you know."
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"You ride, Paul?"
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"Well, I do a little bit, yes. I had some lessons when I was a child."
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"You had riding lessons?"
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"Well, I never knew that."
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"Yeah, well, I don't tell you everything, so..."
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"Yeah. I knew that."
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"Go get her."
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"Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse! I'm not on my horse!"
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"Get back on, 'cause we got target practice next."
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"- Annie Oakley. - Very good."
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"All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn."
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"All right, let's just get this over with."
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"All right. This is a loaded gun,"
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"so you don't point it at another person or your own foot."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"And are you left-handed or right-handed?"
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"Well, you know, I write with my left hand,"
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"but I play tennis and I play badminton with my right hand."
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"I text with my right hand. I cut, right? I cut cake with my left hand."
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"Okay, we're gonna do it like this. Line it up through the sights to the can."
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"Now, when that gun goes off, it's gonna kick back"
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"- into your shoulder, okay? - Okay. Yeah."
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"Don't put your finger on the trigger till you're ready to shoot."
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"All right."
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"This is nothing. You should see how long it takes her to order dinner."
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"There you go."
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