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"- Blew its head off. - That was good."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"- Wow, it's very, very loud. - Yeah. Yeah."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I'm just gonna cock the gun for you."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Fascinating. A week ago, she was basically Amish."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"- All right. It's loaded and ready to go. - Okay. Yeah, I know. Okay."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready."
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"Missed."
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"- I think it's my turn now, isn't it? - No, no, no, I'm not done yet."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I think you'll find it's my turn."
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"- I'm not done. I'm on a roll. - You've had two bullets, now it's my turn."
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"This thing is loaded."
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"I'm gonna have to give you two an NRA class."
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"- Paul's turn. - Thank you."
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"You're rude. Selfish."
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"- Just do like your wife did. - Right, thank you."
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"Get a hold of it, relax."
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"Just relax. Find your target. Take a deep breath. Squeeze easy."
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"Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony."
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"- Missed. - Absolute agony."
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"Could you take that for me just a second? I think I've really done some damage."
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"- Meryl, I think I have a welt. - What?"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Quite a big welt."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Look at that. Do you see that?"
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"- Yes, it's quite big. - Purple. Ugly. Like a little map of Ireland."
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"Yeah, real easy to hurt your shoulder shooting a rifle."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I didn't."
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"Could you just wait outside? Play with a toy? Thank you."
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"You ever shoot before, Meryl?"
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"Nope. Never held a gun before in my life."
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"Although I could've used one during some tense negotiations at work."
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"I'm a real estate broker."
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"- You kidding? - No."
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"My mom is getting on and she's moving in with me."
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"I can't get any bites on her house."
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"Well, it's lovely."
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"But, you know, when the market's like this,"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"you really need to focus more on presentation."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I mean, just, you know, just off of the top of my head,"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"I think maybe the chair that's sitting on the front lawn,"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"it looks very, very comfortable,"
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"but have you ever considered moving it inside the house?"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"No."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Well, just think about it. It's..."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"- I will. - Okay."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Would you mind coming out and taking a look at the place?"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Not at all."
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"Can you spare her, Paul?"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Yeah, absolutely. Yes, I'm used to being separated."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder."
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"That's not separated."
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"It's a tiny little bruise. Wouldn't hurt a schoolgirl."
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"- Hi there. Hey. - Hey."
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"How's your arm feeling?"
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"It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went to the doc 'cause Meryl was so worried."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Can I give you a hand, there?"
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"- lf you're up to it. - Yeah, no problem."
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"So, I really just wanted to apologize"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"for any trouble we may have caused you. You know, I know there's been"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"a certain amount of screaming and shouting and so on."
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"That's okay. I know what it's like. Me and Clay had a few humdingers."
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"Really?"
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"You see, that's quite comforting to hear, 'cause you two seem so happy."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"We are. But it doesn't mean we haven't almost called it quits a few times."
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"Really?"
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"How did you two patch things up, if I might ask?"
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"Well,"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"he bought me a Remington.270 with a night scope and "Emma" engraved on it."
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"And he gave me some cows. I love cows."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Brilliant. Brilliant."
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"I wish I had thought of the cows thing. That's good."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Yeah, there was this one time, we were really butting heads."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Something about his brother."
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"It's not important."
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"But, anyway, it got to where we weren't even hardly talking,"
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"and he asked me out on a date."
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"A date?"
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"Yeah. Just like two kids in high school."
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"He asked me out, we went out to dinner,"
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"we talked and it worked like magic."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Very interesting."
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"Well, speaking of work,"
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"I think we're probably pretty much done here,"
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"so I'll talk to you later."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Thanks for coming. Just while we're standing here,"
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"I just want to point out a few things."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"This whole railing is brand-new, and, actually, Doc built it himself."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Fresh coat of paint."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"So I don't know if you guys wanna go inside, kind of get a lay of the land."
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"- I'm staying with you. - You're staying with me?"
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"- I'm taking my boots off and climbing. - Listen, before you take those boots off,"
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"do you want to go look around and see how big this yard is?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm gonna be right back,"
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"'cause I'm gonna have a very quick conversation with him."
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"Oh, and you know that kitchen wall?"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Show them, it's not bearing, so you can take it down."
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"You can build a gorgeous playroom for them."
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"What's up?"
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"This may sound strange,"
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"but would you like to go on a date with me?"
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"You know, that does sound strange."
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"It's been a while since we dined together. And I hope..."
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"Well, we just had dinner in New York."
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"And I thought that went well until the murder."
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"- Hey, Meryl, you coming? - Oh, yeah. Just one minute. I'll be in. Sorry."
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"Shall we say 7:30? It's a place called Annette's."
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"I am told it is the only place to eat in town. Literally."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk like we used to, before the infertility."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"And the infidelity. And the separation."
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"I will pay."
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"Well, I mean, if you're gonna pay."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Luckily, I called ahead and got a table near the mayonnaise."
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"You must know someone."
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"And I know you said no more presents,"
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"but I went online, under Emma's supervision,"
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"and downloaded a CD of New York noises to help you sleep."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"Car horns, subways, women fighting in Bloomingdale's."
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"I think you might actually be on here."
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
"- Well, thank you. - Very welcome."
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"- Two salads. - Thanks, Kelly."
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