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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Strike Up the Band (S03E03)

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"Three hours"
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"- for a person to do her hair. - So what?"
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"We have got to work on this lateness thing."
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"I was not that late."
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"We were supposed to be here at 12:00."
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"- It's 12:30. - Now you're getting it."
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"- I'm not on first. - That's not the point."
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"If they call my name and I'm there,"
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"- then I am not late. - Yeah, that's not how lateness works."
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"- There's a clock involved. - Po-tay-to, po-tah-to."
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"Hey, don't go all Gershwin on me."
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"This is the big leagues, kid."
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"Got to start acting like professionals."
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"- So then where's your blazer? - What?"
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"Your fancy new blazer."
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"You're scared to wear it."
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"How could I be scared of a fucking blazer?"
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"Are you?"
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"- It's dry clean only. - This is the big leagues, kid."
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"- 12:30 is fucking late. - Still tapping."
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"Present and accounted for,"
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"- except Mrs. Maisel. - What's a Mrs. Maisel?"
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"A singer, I assume, sir."
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"- Who are you? - SUSIE and MIDGE: Mrs. Maisel."
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"- I just told him. - He was asking me."
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"You're late. This is the Army, you're not supposed"
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"- to be late in the Army. - I'll remember not to enlist."
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"-Hey, we are not late. -What? -What?"
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"We were told to be here at 12:30 and we're here at 12:30"
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"on the dot, Miriam Maisel is never late."
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"- Aw, you lied for me. - Fuck you."
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"- There she is. - Sergeant Mitchell Burns."
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"Master of Ceremonies is Major Buck Brillstein."
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"For the purposes of this show, you will call him Buck."
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"- Very reasonable. - He'll say your name."
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"Wave, smile and exit the other side of the stage."
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"Can I smile, wave instead of wave, smile?"
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"- You cannot. - So serious, Mitchell."
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"Where'd your little boy go?"
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"- You mean Tom? - I... No."
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"- No, who's Tom? - My little boy."
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"Abort, abort, abort."
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"Right, so I exit the stage."
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"Wait, I do? This isn't my set?"
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"No. Just your intro. When you do go on,"
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"you do 20 minutes, applause, bow,"
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"you introduce Shy Baldwin, you leave the stage,"
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"but stay close. At the end of the show,"
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"everyone comes on for a chorus of "White Christmas""
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"and pictures with the troops. Yes?"
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"W-What if I don't know "White Christmas?""
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"Who doesn't know "White Christmas?""
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"Well, me. I'm Jewish."
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"I mean, we don't..."
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"We celeb... Oh, "White Christmas." Yes."
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"- Yes, I know "White Christmas." - Take her."
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"Hum a few bars?"
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"Quite the grip you've got there."
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"I'm not gonna make a run for it, I am here voluntarily."
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"- Take her. - Bye."
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"Oh, I see this grip comes standard issue."
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"Miss America 1959, Mary Ann Mobley."
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"You don't happen to know the words"
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"to "White Christmas," do you?"
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"Everyone's favorite housewife,"
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"Mrs. Maisel."
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"- Go. - Hiya, boys!"
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"World hula hoop champion..."
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"- Come. - Oh, my..."
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"My third soldier today."
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"This is how rumors get started."
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"Is this what they mean by "flyboys"?"
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"- Hey. - Oy."
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"Sorry. I'm trying to..."
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"What am I, your porter? Here."
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"I'm trying to find out some info here,"
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"but unless you have boots and a buzz cut,"
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"- nobody will look at you. - Maisel."
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"- Why didn't you answer? - I was waiting for you to answer."
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"You go on at 1:30."
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"- You mean 1330. - 1:30 is fine."
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"- I'm doing army time. - Good for you."
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"Be ready at one in case we're ahead of schedule."
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"Think you mean 1300 hours, right?"
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"- Where can I get ready? - Just tell me I'm right."
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"Private Fielding, look alive."
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"Hey, I spent a week learning this shit."
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"- Take her to the green room. - It's the Army."
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"Isn't every room a green room?"
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"- You've got to give up. - Never."
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"Ooh."
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"How the fuck do I have these again?"
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"I need to change."
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"Oh, wait, sorry."
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"- This is ours. - But they told me"
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"to grab any open space."
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"Oh, no, you have to sign up. Did you sign up?"
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"No one told me to sign up."
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"Oh, you're so pretty."
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"Thank you."
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"And... managed."
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"- You just standing there? - Sorry."
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"So, rule number one for this performance?"
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"Don't say "fuck.""
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"Rule number two for this performance?"
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"Do not say "fuck.""
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"- Dress. - And no dick jokes."
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"Army guys are sensitive about dick jokes."
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"That's why they're in the Army."
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"How about big dick jokes? Catch."
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"What do you mean, big dick jokes?"
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"You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks"
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"have in common? They're hard to find and incredibly lucky."
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"Or, his dick was so big, the mohel had to bring a machete."
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"Or, his dick was bigger than Disneyland,"
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"better rides, too."
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"Or, his dick was so big,"
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"it wasn't a dick at all. It was a Richard."
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"Oh, oh! His dick was so big, even when he cheated on me,"
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