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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Strike Up the Band (S03E03)

"his dick was the bigger dick."
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"- So no dick jokes. - Yeah, keep it clean."
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"You all good? I'm gonna to make a call."
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"I'm good, go."
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"♪ Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition ♪"
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"♪ Praise the Lord ♪"
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"♪ And pass the ammunition ♪"
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"♪ Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition ♪"
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"♪ And we'll all stay free ♪"
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"♪ Praise the Lord and swing into position ♪"
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"♪ Can't... ♪"
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"Fred, phone. You got to order something."
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"We got Sanka."
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"- He got Sanka. - Susie?"
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"- You got 'em? - Yes, we got 'em"
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"but we still don't understand the point here."
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"The point, Fred, is I got to negotiate"
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"this touring contract for Midge."
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"And other than saying I'd like for her to go,"
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"I don't know what the hell to ask for."
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"And I don't want them to think they're dealing with a nobody."
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"So, just give me some comps."
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"Tell me what other comics at her level"
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"made when they opened for someone like Shy Baldwin."
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"Okay, but this is a big favor we're doing for you here."
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"I had to sneak these contracts out in my bowling bag."
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"Now I don't have my bowling ball."
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"Don't worry. Someday, I'm gonna be in a position"
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"to help you with something."
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"I will."
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"You don't think I will?"
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"I don't know. You're so volatile."
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"Just read me some numbers"
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"before I use your nutsack as a speed bag."
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"Okay, Georgie Jessel made $10,000 a week"
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"the last time he played the Blue Angel."
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"Too big. I need opening act numbers."
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"Phil Silvers made 12 Gs a week."
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"- As an opening act? - No, for The Phil Silvers Show."
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"Uh-huh. Hey, do you remember the speed bag thing?"
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"George Burns made $10 a week before he met Gracie Allen."
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"George Burns made $10 a week in 1921."
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"- What would that be today? - $10."
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"- No, I mean in today's dollars. - $10."
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"Oh, Fred, my sweet, sweet Fred."
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"Hey, here's something, Murray Bringle made $300"
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"opening for Lenny Fring."
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"Murray Bringle made $300 to open for Lenny Fring."
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"- Who's Murray Bringle? - I don't know."
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"- Who's Lenny Fring? - I don't know."
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"Tell her if she wants to be"
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"taken seriously, she needs a weird ask."
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"Yes. You need a weird ask."
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"What do you mean I need a weird ass?"
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"A weird ask. Something in your contract"
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"that's specifically weird only to you."
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"Like, uh, all the pillows in your room"
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"have to have a cat design on them."
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"- I'm not gonna do that. - You have to."
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"They'll never take you seriously if you don't."
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"Well, how weird does it have to be?"
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"Gleason needs two bottles of Old Forester Bourbon,"
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"a well-done steak, and a Polaroid"
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"of what the steak looked like before it was cooked."
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"George Burns has fresh flowers, Cuban cigars,"
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"six pairs of socks, and a bowl of butter pats."
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"Lenny Fring had to have cheesecloth,"
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"a length of rope, and a copy of Gray's Anatomy."
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"Wow. Now I really want to know this Lenny Fring."
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"Hey, would you mind blowing my brains out?"
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"♪ Boom, shoo, dup, ba, dum ♪"
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"♪ Boom, shoo, dup, ba, dum ♪"
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"♪ Boom, shoo, dup, ba, dum ♪"
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"♪ We got a little cozy at the corner shop ♪"
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"♪ We finished every drop, but then the boy says ♪"
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"♪ "One more," gives me a look ♪"
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"♪ That makes my stomach drop, somebody call the cops ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I can see I'm done for, oh ♪"
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"♪ Shake it up and watch it bubble, he's gonna go ♪"
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"♪ And get us both in trouble ♪"
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"♪ My baby's sweet from bottom to the top... ♪"
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"Quick, I need a pencil."
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"Oh, uh... What did they say?"
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"Don't talk. I'll forget."
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"Okay, what did those idiots say?"
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"Uh, Gleason minus George"
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"minus Gracie,"
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"add back a Sahl and divide by Bringle."
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"- Who's Bringle? - He opened for Fring."
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"- Who's Fring? - Doesn't matter."
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"Okay, if my calculations are right,"
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"seems like a guy opening for a Shy Baldwin"
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"would make about $5,500 for six months."
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"Wow. So we ask for $5,500."
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"- No. We ask for $4,500. - Bringle got $5,500."
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"- Well, Bringle's got a... - Dick."
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"- Yeah. - But that's $4,050 for you, and $450 for me."
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"- Really? That's a lot. - I know."
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"It would take me more than a year"
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"to make that much at B. Altman."
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"I know. 450 bucks,"
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"plus I'll be subletting my apartment to Jackie."
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"This means I'm gonna be making the most money I made since..."
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"ever. Since ever."
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"- So we sign. - Yes."
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"Oh, and we have to come up with something weird."
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"Like, you need baby goats in your dressing room,"
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"or all your hand towels have to be from Windsor Castle."
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"Oh, can we get that? I would love that."
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"- You're still pretty. - Mrs. Maisel."
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"- Sir, yes, sir. - You're up."
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"1330 on the dot."
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"♪ My baby's sweet from bottom to the top ♪"
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"- ♪ So I don't want to stop ♪ - ♪ Don't want to stop ♪"
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"♪ Like a bottle of pop... ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"♪ He's my bottle of pop. ♪"
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"Once again, the Silver Belles!"
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"Now I hope that you're ready to laugh because next up"
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"is a very funny lady."
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