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Clips from Family Guy - Girlfriend, Eh? (S20E20)

"I could, or maybe"
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"you could tell me what sex is like."
Family Guy
"Oh, I could for sure tell you exactly what sex is like."
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"♪ I got a brand-new pair of roller skates ♪"
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"♪ You got a brand-new key ♪"
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"♪ I think that we should get together ♪"
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"♪ And try them out, you see ♪"
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"♪ I been looking around a while ♪"
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"♪ You got something for me ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I got a brand-new pair of roller skates ♪"
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"♪ You got a brand-new key. ♪"
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"Jamie will be here any minute to start on some repairs."
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"I don't want any more drama, Meg."
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"You won't get any from me."
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"(knock on door)"
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"Hey, there's the birthday girl."
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"(chuckles): What? What are you talking about?"
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"Hi. I'm with Kassabian Sheep Shearing."
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"I'm here to shave Meg's back."
Family Guy
"So, my doctor was like, "Oh, my gosh, you're so young"
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"you should probably be going to a pediatrician.""
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"A baby doctor?"
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"Yeah, no, j-just as a joke because, you know,"
Family Guy
"I seem so young, I think."
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"Hey, Mom, I'm doing a school report."
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"Who was president when you were born?"
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"Uh, Dwight D. Ei-- Oh, you bitch."
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"Clinton. Dwight D. Clinton."
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
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"because I am extremely old"
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"and have a windsock penis."
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"Look, I know how attached you are to your girl,"
Family Guy
"but I for one am very curious to see a Canadian strip club."
Family Guy
"(rock music playing)"
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"ANNOUNCER: Fellas, put your mittens together for Brandi."
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"♪ ♪"
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"God, just imagine when she takes off"
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"her middle pair of socks."
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"Dad, what are we even doing here?"
Family Guy
"I'm in a committed relationship."
Family Guy
"Geez, relax. I figured maybe you'd like seeing"
Family Guy
"a real girl or two."
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"Real girl?"
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"I can't believe you still won't accept"
Family Guy
"that I have a girlfriend."
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"It's just, it's just, it's not adding up."
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"Oh, please. Mom's way out of your league,"
Family Guy
"so why can't you get it through your thick and huge head"
Family Guy
"that I found someone great?"
Family Guy
"Head's not that huge, and Mom is not way out of my league."
Family Guy
"We both have strengths and weaknesses as people."
Family Guy
"Shut up. You're the luckiest guy on earth."
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"Mom's hot and does everything."
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"You're not hot and do nothing."
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"You know why I don't believe you have a girlfriend?"
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"- Why? - Because you're a fat loser."
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"(gasps)"
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"(crying): I hate you."
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"Ah, Chris, I didn't mean... (groans)"
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"Oh, no, I probably just ruined his self-esteem forever."
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"ANNOUNCER: Please welcome our next dancer,"
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"Chris Griffin."
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"(sobbing): This is because of you, Daddy."
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"Come on, Chris, get in the car."
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"No. You called me a fat loser."
Family Guy
"Yeah, like P-H, phat, and P-H, loser."
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"Okay, I didn't want to resort to this,"
Family Guy
"but I have a Mountain Dew with limited-edition"
Family Guy
"X Games packaging in here."
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"You're playing dirty pool."
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"As a teen, I'm required to be excited by that."
Family Guy
"Wow, flatland skateboarder Rodney Mullen."
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"(soda fizzes)"
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"(slurps)"
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"Ah."
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"As soon as I finish this bottle and then bring it home"
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"to put on a display shelf in my room,"
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"I'm going back to walk on the road."
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"Hey, Jamie."
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"I just baked some cookies when you're ready for a break."
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"Man, you guys are spoiling me."
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"Let me work on these gutters first."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(screams)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(rapid grunting, yelps)"
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"- (groans) - (sizzling)"
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"I'm okay."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"- (both gasp) - Oh, my God, Jamie."
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"Ja..."
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"It's out. It's out. It's very out."
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"(somber organ music playing)"
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"And as they say,"
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"when God takes a handyman,"
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"he must need a cloud fixed."
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"We miss you, Jamie. Our Carhartts are broken."
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"Now, please join us for an Arby's catered reception."
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"We ask that you leave your cups and cigarette butts"
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"on the ground or in attic crawl spaces"
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"to be found years later."
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"I-I can't... You look so much like him."
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"Jamie was my twin brother."
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"Oh, you must be so sad."
Family Guy
"Are you also a handyman?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm an inner thigh masseuse,"
Family Guy
"specializing in moms in their 40s."
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"(purrs) You must need a hug."
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"(moans)"
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"(sniffs)"
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"(moans)"
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"In Florida, which is where I'm headed back to now."
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"Nice meeting you."
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"Sorry, bro. Three's a tough number for travel."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Maybe we should try the radio."
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"DJ: You're listening to Canadian Sports Talk Radio."
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"How aboot our teams, eh?"
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"They're all oot there trying super hard,"
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"and that's what matters most."
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