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Clips from Family Guy - Girlfriend, Eh? (S20E20)

"DJ 2: Yeah, outstanding effort all around."
Family Guy
"What a neat group of guys."
Family Guy
"DJ 1: Great point, bud."
Family Guy
"The players are nice, and coach does the best he can..."
Family Guy
"Bunch of bums."
Family Guy
"(Chris sniffling)"
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"(whimpering)"
Family Guy
"- You okay? - What do you care?"
Family Guy
"(tires screech)"
Family Guy
"(inhales deeply)"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry for calling you a fat loser."
Family Guy
"It really hurt my feelings."
Family Guy
"Why would you do that?"
Family Guy
"Well, this is hard for me to admit, but..."
Family Guy
"I used to be a fat loser."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"In high school,"
Family Guy
"I said I had a hot Canadian girlfriend"
Family Guy
"and that she was the Vanna White of Canada."
Family Guy
"Nobody believed me, so I made up a game show"
Family Guy
"at an all-school assembly to prove it."
Family Guy
"Okay, so earlier, you said the winner of round one"
Family Guy
"is immune from the sudden death round?"
Family Guy
"- They are. - But our handout says the sudden death round"
Family Guy
"is part of the champions circle,"
Family Guy
"which determines the winner."
Family Guy
"So, the round one winner can't win the game?"
Family Guy
"Eventually, it all worked out. I met your mom,"
Family Guy
"I Brett Kavanaugh-ed her up some stairs"
Family Guy
"and accidentally had Meg."
Family Guy
"But high school was a rough couple of years."
Family Guy
"Wow, Dad, I-I had no idea."
Family Guy
"I never told anyone that story."
Family Guy
"I just wanted to save you from some of the pain"
Family Guy
"and humiliation I went through."
Family Guy
"You and I are a lot alike."
Family Guy
"You think so?"
Family Guy
"I know so."
Family Guy
"I sure do love you, son."
Family Guy
"I love you, too, Dad."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"- This the spot? - Looks like it."
Family Guy
"I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself"
Family Guy
"about your girlfriend."
Family Guy
"I'm glad we took this trip together."
Family Guy
"Me, too, Dad."
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, I just wanted to say thanks."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"There's no girlfriend."
Family Guy
"I made the whole thing up."
Family Guy
"I guess we're both a couple of fat losers, huh, Dad?"
Family Guy
"It's okay, buddy."
Family Guy
"And what do you say we head home?"
Family Guy
"And on the way, we can even watch"
Family Guy
"that new Pixar movie Sweaters."
Family Guy
"- Another home run? - You bet it might be."
Family Guy
"(cell phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"(cell phone buzzes)"
Family Guy
"Well, that was quite an adventure,"
Family Guy
"but I'm happy to be home."
Family Guy
"- I'm happy you're back, too. - Where's Dad?"
Family Guy
"Oh, he had his 25th high school reunion."
Family Guy
"And then whoever has the most points"
Family Guy
"is named the "Moose with the Most.""
Family Guy
"Any questions?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, if the show was so popular in Canada,"
Family Guy
"how come they never showed reruns in the States?"
Family Guy
"Good question. It was created by the CBC,"
Family Guy
"which is a pipeline to the BBC, which ran it quite regularly,"
Family Guy
"but that preexisted BBC America,"
Family Guy
"so there was no U. S. system in place. Next."
Family Guy
"Yeah, say you win a trip in the Moose Pit Challenge,"
Family Guy
"but you're unable to go due to some previous conflict?"
Family Guy
"You have one calendar year to take the trip."
Family Guy
"And if you win the Cash Bash, are you taxed on your winnings?"
Family Guy
"You have to declare the gross amount on your taxes that year."
Family Guy
"- Oh, sure. - Yeah, makes sense."
Family Guy
"Guys, I've had 25 years to perfect this."
Family Guy
"- You're not gonna stump me. - Yeah, you said it was the best-rated show"
Family Guy
"in Nunavut in the '90s, but Nunavut wasn't separated"
Family Guy
"from the Northwest Territories until 1999."
Family Guy
"- That's too much coffee. - I also love coffee."
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