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Clips from Family Guy - Girlfriend, Eh? (S20E20)

"(laughs) Yes."
Family Guy
"Is that a big job?"
Family Guy
"Nothing my caulk can't handle."
Family Guy
"So you just..."
Family Guy
"fill the hole with your caulk?"
Family Guy
"Yes, it's very thick,"
Family Guy
"and it stays hard forever."
Family Guy
"(moans)"
Family Guy
"MISSION CONTROL: We have liftoff on Operation Thirsty Housewife."
Family Guy
"Repeat, we have liftoff."
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"(rock music playing)"
Family Guy
"I didn't say you could be in this."
Family Guy
"Well, it's still a bit moist, but should dry up soon."
Family Guy
"LOIS, MEG and STEWIE: Don't count on it."
Family Guy
"- What's that? - Nothing."
Family Guy
"Hey, um, I was hoping"
Family Guy
"maybe you could come back tomorrow"
Family Guy
"and fix our... sink or-or something?"
Family Guy
"Well, I usually charge a minimum of two hours, so..."
Family Guy
"why don't you call me when you have a few things for me to..."
Family Guy
"- (banging, shattering) - (Lois and Meg grunting)"
Family Guy
"Okay, so for tomorrow,"
Family Guy
"could you fix a few windows,"
Family Guy
"a door ripped off its hinges"
Family Guy
"and a thermostat that was smashed with a..."
Family Guy
"- (indistinct whispers) - Fire poker."
Family Guy
"Whoa, talk about flaming hot."
Family Guy
"Bizarro Stewie, you rascal."
Family Guy
"We're buds now. (screams)"
Family Guy
"Still getting used to that."
Family Guy
"LOIS: Peter, the stairs are all wet from your swimsuit aga..."
Family Guy
"- (screams, grunts) - (Lois falling down stairs)"
Family Guy
"Put these in the shower."
Family Guy
"Lois, I work hard to keep this family"
Family Guy
"in wet bathing suits, and at the end of the day,"
Family Guy
"all I want is to come home, relax,"
Family Guy
"do a couple of rad jumps through Sprinkler City,"
Family Guy
"and then enjoy a Popsicle on the front steps"
Family Guy
"while I look at bugs."
Family Guy
"We don't deserve this guy."
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad? Rule number one,"
Family Guy
"your wife is always right."
Family Guy
"Rule number two, if your wife is wrong,"
Family Guy
"please refer to rule number one."
Family Guy
"(sniffs, laughs) I got to text that to my girl later."
Family Guy
"Why not right now?"
Family Guy
"Oh, she's probably eating dinner,"
Family Guy
"and we believe family time is special."
Family Guy
"Uh-huh. So, Chris,"
Family Guy
"what's this "girl's" name, anyway?"
Family Guy
"Jennifaire."
Family Guy
"Well, I'd love to see"
Family Guy
"Jennifaire's Facebook page."
Family Guy
"Oh, we don't really believe in social media,"
Family Guy
"but I can show you a picture."
Family Guy
"What is this?"
Family Guy
"It's an ad for Tim Hortons in Canada."
Family Guy
"She's a model for them."
Family Guy
"She gets her weight in coffee free every month."
Family Guy
"It's important in relationships to have shared interests."
Family Guy
"You could learn from that, Dad."
Family Guy
"Look, I may have relationship problems,"
Family Guy
"but at least I have a real relationship."
Family Guy
"What are you saying?"
Family Guy
"You don't have a girlfriend. You made her up."
Family Guy
"No, I didn't. She's real."
Family Guy
"She's real, huh? Well, then, let's go see her."
Family Guy
"You and I are going to Canada first thing in the morning."
Family Guy
"Peter, don't forget, you get the flu shot tomorrow morning."
Family Guy
"We're going to Canada right now."
Family Guy
"And then, after,"
Family Guy
"you're supposed to have your prostate exam."
Family Guy
"Tomorrow afternoon, we go to Canada."
Family Guy
"And then on Friday, we refill your Percocet prescription."
Family Guy
"Sometime next week, we're going to Canada."
Family Guy
"Peter, this is ridiculous."
Family Guy
"You don't have to drive all the way to Canada"
Family Guy
"just to prove a point."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Lois, he's gonna crack way before that."
Family Guy
"Well, at least bring this thick sweater."
Family Guy
"Canada is its only chance to get out."
Family Guy
"ALL: Larry."
Family Guy
"See you on the other side, boys, and when I get there,"
Family Guy
"I'll send you a cable."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: This fall, Pixar presents: Sweaters."
Family Guy
"Pixar: We're not a guaranteed home run anymore."
Family Guy
"(sultry music playing)"
Family Guy
"Wow, this short skirt is making my legs"
Family Guy
"look long and sexy."
Family Guy
"Long legs, huh?"
Family Guy
"(sultry music playing)"
Family Guy
"("Yankee Doodle" and sultry music play simultaneously)"
Family Guy
"(Lois and Meg grunting)"
Family Guy
"- (music stops) - Everything okay?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Give us one sec, okay, Jamie?"
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Showing Jamie I have the sexiest"
Family Guy
"and longest legs in this house."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is Mama's show, Meg."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? You've got Dad. Jamie's mine."
Family Guy
"Look, your dad's away, and it's time to load up my spank bank."
Family Guy
"All I need is one hug with a lower-back brush"
Family Guy
"and a sniff of the neck, and I'm good for six years."
Family Guy
"It's not happening, old lady."
Family Guy
"Meg, I'm warning you, if you don't back off,"
Family Guy
"I will end you."
Family Guy
"You wouldn't dare."
Family Guy
"(theme from Terms of Endearment playing)"
Family Guy
"Only 100,000 meters to Canada."
Family Guy
"You stuck to your guns."
Family Guy
"No shame in admitting there's no girlfriend now."
Family Guy
"I'm not admitting something that's not true."
Family Guy
"Well, hey, because you definitely have a girlfriend,"
Family Guy
"maybe you can tell me how you take a bra off."
Family Guy
"You just start blindly tugging"
Family Guy
"until they sigh and do it themselves."
Family Guy
"Been watching your old man, huh?"
Family Guy
"Well, it sounds like you're quite the relationship expert."
Family Guy
"I'm sure you can tell me what sex is like."
Family Guy
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