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Clips from The Sitter

"Get your shit together."
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"You're right."
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"Maybe I do have some stuff I need to work on."
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"But the last person on Earth"
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"I need to take advice from is you, sir."
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"Excuse me?"
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"You're banging your assistant, Debra, and you're going to stop."
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"Do you understand me?"
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"I would be very careful how you talk to me."
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"You'd better be very careful how you talk to me."
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"Because I'm going to be at home with nothing going on."
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"And I'm going to have one eye on my three friends up there"
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"and the other eye right on you."
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"I just want you to get your act together, Doc."
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"(SOFTLY) Fucking..."
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"One more thing. Your wife's smoking hot."
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"You need to get rid of Debra and focus on tapping that ass."
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"And there may be a scratch or two on your minivan!"
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"(CAR HONKING)"
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"Hey, stranger!"
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"Need a ride?"
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"Hey, Roxanne. What's up? Hey."
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"How'd you find me?"
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"Oh, this little gizmo kept beeping, so I followed it to find you."
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"Which is a little creepy now that I think about it."
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"That's okay. Thank you for stalking me."
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING) (MOBILE RINGING)"
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"Shit."
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"Oh. Let me guess. Your girlfriend again?"
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"No."
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"We broke up."
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"Oh. And you're just fine? You seem fine."
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"Yeah, no, I'm great."
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"She's in hysterics, but she'll be cool, eventually. She'll move on."
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"Listen, I'm a free bird. I got to fly. (CAWS)"
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"Right."
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"I don't know why I said that. (LAUGHS)"
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"(MOBILE RINGING)"
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"Do you need to get that?"
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"It's my dad, actually."
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"I think I'm gonna let this one go to voice mail."
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"Great."
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"I have an idea. Why don't we ditch the car?"
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"It's a nice night for a walk."
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"Okay. Sure."
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"Cool."
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"Looks like you had a rough night."
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"Yeah."
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"But like a wise man once told me,"
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""Make love to the night, motherfucker.""
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""Make love to the night.""
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"(ROXANNE LAUGHING)"
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"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date"
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"But a year, to make love, she wanted you to wait"
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"Let me tell ya a story of my situation"
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"I was talkin' to this girl from the U. S. nation"
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"The way that I met her was on tour at a concert"
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"She had really long hair and a short miniskirt"
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"I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat"
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"I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met"
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"I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth"
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"So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
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"I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah"
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"She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra"
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"I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused"
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"I said, how do you like the show?"
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"She said, I was very amused"
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"I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range"
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"But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange"
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"'Cause when I asked, Do you have a man? She tried to pretend"
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"She said, no, I don't I only have a friend"
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"You must be buggin'"
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"This is what I'm gonna sing"
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"You, you got what I need"
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"But you say he's just a friend"
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"And you say he's just a friend Oh, baby"
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"You got what I need"
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"But you say he's just a friend"
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"But you say he's just a friend Oh, baby"
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"You got what I need"
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"But you say he's just a friend"
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"So please listen to the message that I say"
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"Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend"
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"Has a friend"
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"Yeah"
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"Premier and Slick Rick, kid"
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"Jonah Hill"
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"Yeah, kid, check it out"
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"Good gosh The world's so bad"
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"It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"Great gosh I need some bad"
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"'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"Are you peeping this floozy Or queens, excuse me"
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"Can't believe how many times I had to eat the chick's sushi"
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"Who she?"
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"Look at how a brother gotta roll"
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"All cold, kid Anyway truth being told"
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"Fit boy too big Which one you pick"
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"Rico suave or chick one, two kid"
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"Once I was born in this thick"
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"Why I gotta deal with this horniness tip"
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"This, not enough flair This, lack a lot wares"
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"Got her holding my tears Trying to act like who cares"
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"Reaching, if I say I see kids in the mix"
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"Wanna cuddle Go out something, Trick with the chick"
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"You know what I'm saying, kid"
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"'Cause it's so bad, trying to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"I need some bad 'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"Good gosh the world's so bad"
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"It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"Great gosh I need some bad"
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"'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad"
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"I want you, munch too, comes to hun, how long do"
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"Ma duke caught the kid masturbating once too"
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"Passed, looked stunned, kept on like"
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"Don't you have a steady piece to smash yet, son?"
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"What to do, Mom, none touching dude's joint"
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"Like to see me out here buying some prostitute's bum?"
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"No?"
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"Picking up scroin, cop pursuing"
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