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Clips from The Sitter

"Come inside, take off your coat"
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"I'll make you feel at home"
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"(GIRL BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"Now let's pour a glass of wine"
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"'Cause now we're all alone"
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"(GIRL CONTINUES MOANING)"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Girl you make me feel real good"
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"That's right."
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"What's up?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"My mom was so right."
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"Nice guys really do eat the best pussy."
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"I'm not really sure how to interpret that. Thank you?"
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"(LAUGHS) Oh, my God."
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"How are you so good at that?"
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"I'll let you in on a trade secret."
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"I actually write a short story with my tongue every time I do it."
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"It follows this young kid"
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"who finds this alien in the woods"
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"with all these Reese's Pieces and stuff."
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"And he learns that aliens are just no different."
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"You just can connect with anyone."
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"It's kind of like E. T., only with a lot more going down on chicks."
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"Cool beans."
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"Yeah, cool beans."
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"Definitely. Cool little frozen beans."
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"Yeah."
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"All right, so..."
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"Thank you for coming. Thank you."
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"Yeah, we should, uh..."
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"We should probably... Yeah, you should probably go."
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"Switch places."
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"What's that?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I figured... Don't you have to go?"
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"No, no, I just figured because I made "mouth love" to you"
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"that maybe you could return the favor. (CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"What?"
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"Maybe toss a BJ my way."
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"If you have time."
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"Um, my stomach is super-iffy right now."
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"I think I got food poisoning."
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"Baby."
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"So I'm just in no condition to blow you right now, Noah."
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"No, yeah, that's cool. Okay."
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"Sorry. Next time, sweetie."
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"Are you sure you don't want to come over tonight?"
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"There's this thing called a geomagnetic storm."
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"It's really cool and rare, actually."
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"It's like an astronomical explosion"
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"in the sky of all these beautiful colors."
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"Whoa! (LAUGHS)"
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"Kind of like Mother Nature's fireworks."
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"It happens, like, almost never."
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"Like I said, I'm just not feeling good."
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"But thank you so much for going down on me."
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"Oh, yeah. You're really good at, um, getting going down on,"
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"getting downed on,"
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"so you should be proud of that as well."
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"Okay, cool. You da man!"
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"You da man."
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"Peace. You're the best, sweetie."
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"Don't stop believing in yourself, okay, Maris?"
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"Uncle Ricky, could you read us a bedtime story?"
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"Please, huh, please?"
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"Here we go"
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"Once upon a time, not long ago"
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"Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow"
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"Where laws were stern and justice stood"
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"And people were behavin' like they ought to good"
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"There lived a little boy who was misled"
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"By another little boy and this is what he said"
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"Me and you Tike, we're gonna make some cash"
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"Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash"
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"They did the job, money came with ease"
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"But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease"
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"He robbed another and another and a sister and a brother"
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"Tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover"
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"The cop grabbed his arm, he started actin' erratic"
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"He said, "Keep still boy, no need for static""
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"Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap"
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"But little did he know, the little boy was strapped"
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"The kid pulled outta gun, he said, "Why'd you hit me?""
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"The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney"
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"Ran up the stairs up to the top floor"
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"Opened up a door, there guess who he saw"
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"Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dope"
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"Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap?"
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"He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run ""
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"The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun"
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"This ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh"
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"Just another case about the wrong path"
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"Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast"
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"Good night"
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"Yo, Mom, what's up?"
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"Noah!"
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"Where were you? Were you out with that girl again?"
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"Yeah, but she's not "that girl," okay?"
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"We're in a relationship. It's legit."
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"So have you started looking for a job yet?"
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"I can't afford to have you sitting around all day."
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"You're in a period of stasis. Just a stage of stasis."
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"Sorry."
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"You sure you don't want that beer now?"
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"Or maybe something stronger? I have absinthe."
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"Why can't we hit up Dad? He owes us 10 years of alimony."
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"Oh, look, kiddo."
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"If you're looking for a handout, think again times 10."
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"That guy's a diamond dealer. He has crazy cash."
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"Why'd you marry such an A-hole?"
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"That A-hole gave me the greatest gift in the world."
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"Crabs?"
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"He gave me you."
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"Okay. (LAUGHS)"
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"So, tell me, what do you think?"
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"Do I look okay? You look amazing."
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"Why are you so concerned with your outfit?"
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"Mrs. Pedulla is introducing me to a surgeon"
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"at the fundraiser at the Historical Society."
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