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Clips from Bad Grandpa

"- And he's going back for the summer? - I just got him today."
Bad Grandpa
"- And you already want to send him back? - You got him today!"
Bad Grandpa
"Yeah, my wife passed."
Bad Grandpa
"- Aw! I'm sorry to hear it. - Your grandmother?"
Bad Grandpa
"Did he love Grandma?"
Bad Grandpa
"- No. - He didn't?"
Bad Grandpa
"If you'd have met her, you'd have felt the same way."
Bad Grandpa
"You think she died of a broken heart?"
Bad Grandpa
"- Heart attack. - Well, I can tell you what she didn't die of."
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, my."
Bad Grandpa
"It'll get there overnight."
Bad Grandpa
"You know that they're just gonna be"
Bad Grandpa
"throwing you around and everything, don't you?"
Bad Grandpa
"Well, give me a pen and we'll write "fragile" on it."
Bad Grandpa
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
Bad Grandpa
"You need a blanket?"
Bad Grandpa
"- We can't ship a human! - I'll take one."
Bad Grandpa
"You can if you didn't know this happened."
Bad Grandpa
"I can't ship you. You're... You're living!"
Bad Grandpa
"Should we call the police on them?"
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, no! No police."
Bad Grandpa
"Just help me get him out of the box. I'll take him."
Bad Grandpa
"Shit! Come on."
Bad Grandpa
"Been in this car all damn day!"
Bad Grandpa
"I need a break."
Bad Grandpa
"Where are we going?"
Bad Grandpa
"Grandpa's going to play a little bingo."
Bad Grandpa
"- Can I come? - No!"
Bad Grandpa
"Look. They don't allow kids"
Bad Grandpa
"and I'm going to be talking to ladies in there."
Bad Grandpa
"And I don't need you cockblocking."
Bad Grandpa
"G-51."
Bad Grandpa
"N-42."
Bad Grandpa
"G-60."
Bad Grandpa
"It's been a while since I've played."
Bad Grandpa
"Nice to meet you, ma'am. Good luck."
Bad Grandpa
"- Good luck. - Thank you."
Bad Grandpa
"- My name is O.Z. - O.Z.!"
Bad Grandpa
"- O.Z. - All right!"
Bad Grandpa
"Can I cheat off you?"
Bad Grandpa
"B-2."
Bad Grandpa
"G-46."
Bad Grandpa
"O.Z., what do you say we blow this joint"
Bad Grandpa
"and go play strip bingo outside?"
Bad Grandpa
"Stop it."
Bad Grandpa
"That damn dauber's not... Oh."
Bad Grandpa
"God damn it. Done spilled everywhere."
Bad Grandpa
"N-62."
Bad Grandpa
"Stop the game. Stop!"
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, my gosh!"
Bad Grandpa
"Oh."
Bad Grandpa
"I think this shit's done gone bad."
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, my God!"
Bad Grandpa
"He just drunk the dauber shit."
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, man! You can't do that!"
Bad Grandpa
"Hell, no!"
Bad Grandpa
"Yuck."
Bad Grandpa
"Stop."
Bad Grandpa
"Stop!"
Bad Grandpa
"Stop? Hell, keep going!"
Bad Grandpa
"You're making everybody sick."
Bad Grandpa
"No, come on, come on!"
Bad Grandpa
"Let's go back to the damn game, all right?"
Bad Grandpa
"God damn! You guys are driving me to drink!"
Bad Grandpa
"I need a drink."
Bad Grandpa
"I got a damn margarita! Who wants a margarita?"
Bad Grandpa
"O.Z., half of this is for you."
Bad Grandpa
"How about a little fun, people?"
Bad Grandpa
"Excuse me? Sir? Can you tie my shoe, please?"
Bad Grandpa
"Yeah, sure."
Bad Grandpa
"- Are you married? - Yeah."
Bad Grandpa
"Are you happily married?"
Bad Grandpa
"Yeah, I guess so."
Bad Grandpa
"Why do you ask?"
Bad Grandpa
"I want a new dad."
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, do you? Yeah, sorry."
Bad Grandpa
"What's your name?"
Bad Grandpa
"Dan."
Bad Grandpa
"Hey, Dan, I got an idea."
Bad Grandpa
"How about me being your new kid?"
Bad Grandpa
"Um..."
Bad Grandpa
"I don't know if it's really quite that simple."
Bad Grandpa
"You know, you can't really, uh..."
Bad Grandpa
"Why?"
Bad Grandpa
"You can't really trade kids between families, can you?"
Bad Grandpa
"Sure you can, Dad."
Bad Grandpa
"You know, when I was overseas,"
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"when you would sleep with a prostitute, they would"
Bad Grandpa
"squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle"
Bad Grandpa
"to see if you had any diseases."
Bad Grandpa
"And if you went, "Ow!""
Bad Grandpa
"It means you got something, 'cause the cuts burn."
Bad Grandpa
"I never went, "Ow!" But one time."
Bad Grandpa
"It's all cleared up now, though."
Bad Grandpa
"Ma'am, it's all cleared up."
Bad Grandpa
"- Oh, okay. - All right."
Bad Grandpa
"Just to prove to you I don't have anything, ladies,"
Bad Grandpa
"I'm gonna squeeze this lime juice"
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"on my schmeckle right now."
Bad Grandpa
"Oh, my God!"
Bad Grandpa
"Okay."
Bad Grandpa
"Why resist? Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes!"
Bad Grandpa
"Nothing. Nothing."
Bad Grandpa
"- I got nothing. - That is free advertising right there."
Bad Grandpa
"It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though,"
Bad Grandpa
"I'll tell you that."
Bad Grandpa
"That's just between us girls."
Bad Grandpa
"I'm gonna have to have that checked out."
Bad Grandpa
"G-37."
Bad Grandpa
"Bingo!"
Bad Grandpa
"Ha ha! Bingo!"
Bad Grandpa
"Bingo!"
Bad Grandpa
"Can someone check that bingo for me, please?"
Bad Grandpa
"You hush. You hush."
Bad Grandpa
"You hush, too."
Bad Grandpa
"No, I won't. I'm a grown man. I can talk. I can talk."
Bad Grandpa
"I can talk."
Bad Grandpa
"Tattletales."
Bad Grandpa
"The bingo is not possible because we have no N, so we will keep playing."
Bad Grandpa
"Well, shit!"
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