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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Rip This Joint (S07E07)

"You know, I never thought I'd be saying this."
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"But how's about you and me get a motel room?"
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"I'd like that."
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"okay, I'm starting to shake off this whole flowchart thing."
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"I can't remember what a flowchart is."
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"Can't even remember what I just said."
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"Hey,"
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"which one of you jerks put this tie on me?"
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"Steven, focus. You're a businessman."
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"You love work and money"
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"and me."
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"Hold on to that."
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"Oh, you know what? You're gonna forget. I'll write it down."
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"Oh, you guys missed a glorious trenching."
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"Eric's tiny butt gleaming in the moonlight,"
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"shining brighter than the brightest star."
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"It was like a Disney movie."
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"Yeah,"
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"eric's rear end is white."
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"I can't even tell if he's wearing underwear."
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"Tonight, in that jail cell,"
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"he's gonna glow like a little lightning bug."
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"Forman's in jail, and I spent my entire night at a cocktail party?"
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"I gotta go break some laws or I'm never gonna forgive myself."
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"Hey,"
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"which one of you jerks put this tie on me?"
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"I know what you're thinkin', punk."
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"Is that gun real or fake?"
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"Well, the gun is green."
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"But it's also plastic, so..."
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"it's anyone's guess."
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"Well..."
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"then you have to ask yourself one question, punk--"
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"do I like being squirted with grape juice?"
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"- Well, do you? Yeah? - Okay, quit it."
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"- You're gonna be all sticky. - Thank you."
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"Okay, Mr. Shinsky,"
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"Once you've identified the culprit, you can file a formal complaint."
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"Oh, that's him. I'd recognize that creamy-assed moron anywhere."
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"Oh, yeah, he was there, too."
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"What, me? No,"
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"no, no, no."
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"I was undercover,"
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"infiltrating the underworld trenching world."
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"And it goes a lot deeper than you might think. The whole middle school might be involved."
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"Okay."
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"In you go, kelso."
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"Aw, no, you're putting me in jail?"
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"Maybe a few hours in the can will give you a new respect for the law."
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"But that's the thing, it won't."
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"I hope midge isn't going through my medicine cabinet."
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"I've got some pills in there, and they are not for amateurs."
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"What's going on?"
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"Your loony mother has locked herself in my bathroom."
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"I'll handle this."
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"Mom,"
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"the lock is on the doorknob."
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"That's it, midge. Come out now or I'm kickin' down the door."
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"If you kick down that door, you're gonna have to put it back up."
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"You take the fun out of everything, red."
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"Mom, if you won't come out, will you at least let dad come in there?"
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"how could you think I was flirting with another man?"
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"maybe I overreacted. You're a beautiful woman."
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"So are you, bob."
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"What the hell are they doing in there?"
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"All right,"
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"I'm sorry about tonight. You just really hurt my feelings when you didn't make me first lieutenant on the shinsky job."
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"I'm sorry, too."
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"I guess I never realized how seriously you take imaginary ranks assigned by your friends."
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"Well, now you know."
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"Well,"
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"after a long night of hashing things out,"
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"we all decided that my parents are better off apart,"
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"so we took my mom to the airport this morning."
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"She headed back to california?"
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"I hope so."
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"I taped the ticket to her purse."
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"You're coming home in your underwear again?"
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"I'm gonna paint some damn pants on you."
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"Okay, but in my defense,"
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"this time I took off my pants by choice."
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"I don't know where we went wrong with you."
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"We take you to church, we try to raise you to be a decent human being,"
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"and yet you turn out to be a bottomless deviant."
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"Okay, red, the shower's running."
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"You promised."
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"Stick my eggs in the oven. I'll be back in five minutes."
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"Freeze, punk, freeze!"
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"Hi."
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"What are you in for?"
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"Let's just say old man shinsky's yard has been professionally trenched."
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"Did the rose bushes, too. It's sort of my calling card."
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"Ah...."
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"This feels good."
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"This feels right."
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